What is the way you want to die?

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#51 Poncho_Hachacha
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[QUOTE="Poncho_Hachacha"]

[QUOTE="22Toothpicks"] How pedestrian. >__>22Toothpicks

Well, it was either that or, "old and in my sleep.":| I figured I'd go with the more realistic option.

This passage into the realm of the dead is only for the savages of the world. You must be one for thinking of it. (FYI, in this context, being sav is good)

lol It's not me that's savage, but the world that birthed me. I'm simply a part of it.

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#52 22Toothpicks
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Some cool way, like in a high speed pursuit but not in a car in an F16.

Yup, an F16, I could do some serious scare tactics with that.

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Or do some "never-even-get-off-the-ground-because-I-can't-fly-this-damn-thing" tactics.
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#53 Koi-Neon-X
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In my sleep after an epic gaming session.

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#54 brandojones
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From happiness

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#55 quebec946
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round house kicked by chuck norris.

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#56 Teenaged
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I would also like to be killed by Chuck Norris

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Will he beat you to death with his cane while you stand there motionless because you cant stand to beat up senile men?

You're too respectful.

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#57 Demon2545
Member since 2005 • 61053 Posts

Best way to die is dying of exhaustion due to too much sex

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#58 VodkaFTW
Member since 2011 • 271 Posts

Death by most powerful orgasm that is so strong that my organs rupture. Haha, just joking.

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#59 MgamerBD
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I want to die in a blaze of glory. I want to die in fighting for what I believe as a hail of bullets comes my way and shreds through my body one by one. As I lay down fading into the light I flashback over my life and look as my followers watch as their leader is slowly fading away. I raise my fist, and with the last ounce of breath I scream "Keep fighting my people,*coughs blood* remember there is no freedom without suffering! I do not regret this life, it was good. It was worth it!" Then I drop my fist and die with a peaceful look on my face.

Or death by snoo snoo.

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#60 CoolSkAGuy
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In the can... Like Elvis.
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#61 hyrueprince11
Member since 2005 • 5722 Posts

Like Jimi Hendrix

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#62 konvikt_17
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in my sleep.

preferrably a drug overdose. not the kind when you feel like you are dying or in pain, but the peaceful take too much of *insert drug here* and enjoy yourself then slip into a coma and die.

or just die in my sleep:P

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#63 Lotus-Edge
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Entropy.
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#64 -Vulpix-
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A slow and painful death sounds fun:) I'm thinking I would choose Branding, Flagellation, and Slicing(Mostly with swords). Then either die from the massive amount of blood loss or die either from Public Firing Squad, Hanging or by Boiling sound fun:)

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#65 Allicrombie
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I want to be selected out of a tank from a number of possible humans, in a restaurant full of sentient lobsters.
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#66 worlock77
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A heart attack after having a threesome with two college-aged girls on my 100th birthday.

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#67 soulless4now
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Dying in space would be painless. I think I'd prefer the volcano though.

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#68 Shadow4020
Member since 2007 • 2097 Posts

I want to die while saving hundreds of lives.

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#69 Vangaurdius
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Dress up as Santa Clause. Strap explosives to myself and get lots and lots of candy and put it in a bag. Go to some open field and attract media attention. Once I have media attention I'll say "HO HO HO! I QUIT!" and explode into candy and guts whilst making sure that said explosion won't physically hurt someone.
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#70 GazaAli
Member since 2007 • 25216 Posts
The Sea.
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#71 parkurtommo
Member since 2009 • 28295 Posts

I don't want to die. :| :P

Anyways I think dying of old age sounds good. In a bad way.

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#72 PcGamingRig
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in a battle to the death with hundreds of midgets.

like that scene with all the agents in matrix reloaded.

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#73 deactivated-59b71619573a1
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in a battle to the death with hundreds of midgets.

like that scene with all the agents in matrix reloaded.

PcGamingRig

You mean you couldn't overwhelm them and you could let them kill you? :P

Have to show them midgets who's boss

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#74 Elraptor
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In a long, long time from now.
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#75 LazyMushroom
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In a blaze of glory. :P

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#76 Jackc8
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Quietly in my sleep - at a very old age. But not so old that I'm completely senile. I'd never want to live with no ability to think or even know what the heck is going on.

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#77 surrealnumber5
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i will ascend into the reproductive organs of my space whale god, and will become part of the next generation of space whale gods.

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#78 deactivated-5e7f8a21de9dd
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"Peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car." :D

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#79 tenaka2
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Trebuchet.

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#80 jun_aka_pekto
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Me? Old age. Very old age. Record-breaking if possible.

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#81 AmazonTreeBoa
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I want to die while having sex.
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#82 Frame_Dragger
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Atop the bones of all those who've ever annoyed me, while having sex with a bevy of gorgeous women. Age: something in the many thousands.

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#83 FUloin33
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I NEVER WANT TO DIE!

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#84 Celldrax
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Farewell my friends...

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#85 KiIIyou
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Godzilla smooshed.
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#86 Mario_Eater
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My preferred way to die would be in war. Not because I believe in dying for my country (I dont-especially knowing where our priorities lie), but because I would want to die surrounded by those who I knowI will be willing to risk my life for.That, and I've always wanted to join the army so war just seems like a preferred way to die, for me.

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#87 iskeethunters
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Like a boss.
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#88 Overlord93
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Be suffocated due to a stripper's breasts pushing into my face.Razor-Lazor
This wouldn't be too bad a way to go.....

Farewell my friends...

Celldrax

Better still...[spoiler] [/spoiler]

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#89 BigBoss154
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Auto erotic asphyxiation.

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#90 Kcube
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Like Kenny..that way I wake up reborn the next day.

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#91 MgamerBD
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Farewell my friends...

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I prefer this...