What is the worst time to end a relationship?

3 seconds after you desperately try to start it

In the bed.

after having (fun)

This should be fun.

1. Christmas, right after he/she gets your present.
2. The birthday of the person of whom you're having a relationship.
3. Inside his/her house, complete with parents.
4. When you're watching the last part of Click or Titanic
5. After a good romantic movie.

Right on Christmas Eve, just after she came back from the hospital after she found out that she's 2 months pregnant, when she initially went in to see her mother, who'son her death bed.

Right after the girl gets preganent.cool_baller

Yep, this one wins... that breakup being a week earlier could have saved you from life's own little prison

Mid-coitus.B05T0N

what?

Mid-coitus.B05T0N

Now, that's TRULY screwed up. You could at least wait until after the act.

[QUOTE="B05T0N"]Mid-coitus.Hallenbeck77

Now, that's TRULY screwed up. You could at least wait until after the act.

when she is in the hospital

[QUOTE="B05T0N"]Mid-coitus.Hallenbeck77

Now, that's TRULY screwed up. You could at least wait until after the act.

yeah, you finish up real quick and then break up before she has a chance to finish :P

Or worse yet, right after she found out that you gave her HIV

Mid-coitus.B05T0N

I could see it now:

"More....More....More!":o

"I want to break up...":|

"Mor....Wait? What the **** did you just say?" :evil:

When she says "I love you" for the first time you cut her off mid-sentence and say "I want to break up"Hungry_bunny

Haha, I did something similar to that with my last girlfriend, we'd been going out for about a month and she says "I love you" I haven't spoken to her since I went home that day, and it was about 3 weeks ago lol. Who says it after a month anyway? I was happy with the sex but that was just ridiculous.

This should be fun.

1. Christmas, right after he/she gets your present.
2. The birthday of the person of whom you're having a relationship.
3. Inside his/her house, complete with parents.
4. When you're watching the last part of Click or Titanic
5. After a good romantic movie.

Fireball2500

haha im guessing u cried at both times at #4? ;P

Marry a girl who was saving herself for marriage, do the deed and then divorce her. That's probably the meanest way I could think of.domatron23

and then karma comes along and she finds out she's pregnant and you now owe child support for 18 years :D

Depends if you're the breaker-upper or the breakee. Here's a case in point...

It was a huge wedding with over 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage and took the microphone to talk to the crowd.He told everyone that taped to the bottom of their chair (even the chairs of the wedding party) was a manila envelope. He said that was his gift to everyone, and told everyone to open their envelopes.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best man having sex with the bride. (He had gotten suspicious of the two of them and hired a private detective to trail them weeks prior to the wedding.) After he stood there and watched the people's reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said ''**** you !'' he then turned to the bride and said ''**** you !'' and then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said..... ''Thanks, I'm out of here.''

He had the marriage annulled first thing that Monday morning. While most of us would have broken off the engagement immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway as if nothing was wrong. His revenge: 1) Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception. 2) Letting everyone know exactly what did happen. 3) And best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of all of their friends, their parents, brothers, sisters, grandparents, nieces and nephews, etc.... Ya gotta love this guy.

Ya see what I mean? The groom made out great in the break-up and the timing...The bride? Not so much. What's great timing for one is the worst for another.

Depends is you're the breaker-upper or the breakee. Here's a case in point...

It was a huge wedding with over 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage and took the microphone to talk to the crowd.He told everyone that taped to the bottom of their chair (even the chairs of the wedding party) was a manila envelope. He said that was his gift to everyone, and told everyone to open their envelopes.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best man having sex with the bride. (He had gotten suspicious of the two of them and hired a private detective to trail them weeks prior to the wedding.) After he stood there and watched the people's reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said ''**** you !'' he then turned to the bride and said ''**** you !'' and then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said..... ''Thanks, I'm out of here.''

He had the marriage annulled first thing that Monday morning. While most of us would have broken off the engagement immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway as if nothing was wrong. His revenge: 1) Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception. 2) Letting everyone know exactly what did happen. 3) And best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of all of their friends, their parents, brothers, sisters, grandparents, nieces and nephews, etc.... Ya gotta love this guy.

Ya see what I mean? The groom made out great in the break-up and the timing...The bride? Not so much. What's great timing for one is the worst for another.

crazygamer1

That's just priceless

When she says "I love you" for the first time you cut her off mid-sentence and say "I want to break up"Hungry_bunny

that sounds good... either that or get down on your knees and ask for her hand in marriage... just as she is about to say yes scream out screw you! you two timing whore!!!! and run awy :):):D:)

[QUOTE="crazygamer1"]

Depends is you're the breaker-upper or the breakee. Here's a case in point...

It was a huge wedding with over 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage and took the microphone to talk to the crowd.He told everyone that taped to the bottom of their chair (even the chairs of the wedding party) was a manila envelope. He said that was his gift to everyone, and told everyone to open their envelopes.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best man having sex with the bride. (He had gotten suspicious of the two of them and hired a private detective to trail them weeks prior to the wedding.) After he stood there and watched the people's reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said ''**** you !'' he then turned to the bride and said ''**** you !'' and then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said..... ''Thanks, I'm out of here.''

He had the marriage annulled first thing that Monday morning. While most of us would have broken off the engagement immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway as if nothing was wrong. His revenge: 1) Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception. 2) Letting everyone know exactly what did happen. 3) And best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of all of their friends, their parents, brothers, sisters, grandparents, nieces and nephews, etc.... Ya gotta love this guy.

Ya see what I mean? The groom made out great in the break-up and the timing...The bride? Not so much. What's great timing for one is the worst for another.

Kiuk

That's just priceless

I agree... that is simply awesome...

This should be fun.

1. Christmas, right after he/she gets your present.
2. The birthday of the person of whom you're having a relationship.
3. Inside his/her house, complete with parents.
4. When you're watching the last part of Click or Titanic
5. After a good romantic movie.

Fireball2500

haha dude i love your sig i cant stop looking at it a LOLing

I think it would be at a wedding, or funeral.
shadowfox55

Right after she tells you that she's pregnant.

Depends if you're the breaker-upper or the breakee. Here's a case in point...

It was a huge wedding with over 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage and took the microphone to talk to the crowd.He told everyone that taped to the bottom of their chair (even the chairs of the wedding party) was a manila envelope. He said that was his gift to everyone, and told everyone to open their envelopes.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best man having sex with the bride. (He had gotten suspicious of the two of them and hired a private detective to trail them weeks prior to the wedding.) After he stood there and watched the people's reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said ''**** you !'' he then turned to the bride and said ''**** you !'' and then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said..... ''Thanks, I'm out of here.''

He had the marriage annulled first thing that Monday morning. While most of us would have broken off the engagement immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway as if nothing was wrong. His revenge: 1) Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception. 2) Letting everyone know exactly what did happen. 3) And best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of all of their friends, their parents, brothers, sisters, grandparents, nieces and nephews, etc.... Ya gotta love this guy.

Ya see what I mean? The groom made out great in the break-up and the timing...The bride? Not so much. What's great timing for one is the worst for another.

crazygamer1

Beautiful. *tear*