What is the worst time you have ever farted?

I once literally **** my pants at school. I went to the bathroom and left my ****ty underwear right there on the ground next to the toilet, along with **** covered toilet paper jamming the toilet up. That janitor must've been pissed.

This beats all You laugh you lose threads in my opinion. Greatest thread yet, haven't laughed this hard at a thread. First page beats all, also at the moment I can't think of any since I'm still laughing.

Epic thread.

These responses are great...lmfao :lol:Kikouken

I have never found fart humour to be funny...

...and somehow I find this thread hilarous.

I have never found fart humour to be funny...

...and somehow I find this thread hilarous.

DigitalExile

This one time in grade 5. I stood up to ask the teacher to go to the bathroom.

"May I go to the.... *5 second fart*....bathroom?

Teacher just nods with wide eyes.

I leave, everyone laughs. I come back, they laugh some more.

To this day they bring it up.

in the shower with my then girlfriend, now fiance.

we had been up drinking the night before, and were in the shower together when one snuck out on me.

it was absolutely vile, turning the shower into a nauseating sauna. that beast pretty much chased both of us out of the bathroom.

the fact that we're still together is amazing. i guess love can overcome anything... including demon flatulence.

-starman-

Did she laugh or did you get the cold shoulder?

Second grade was probably one of my favorite school years. Class was often fun, and I probably could not have a more exciting group of people to be in class with.

This, of course, includes one particular female whom I would have a crush on for a few years.

One day, I was sitting in class, and I was strongly affected by a particular state of matter. I quickly raised my hand, and asked my teacher if I could go to the restroom. When I stood up to leave, I lost all control of my gas. The first of five made way into the soundwaves, quickly followed by another. The class laughed as I rushed to the restroom, still letting them rip as I went.

When I came back, the class laughed. Again. One person apologized for laughing, saying that she had only done so because everyone else did.

I don't know how that affected my ties with the certain female mentioned earlier, but I had already made somewhat of a fool of myself up to that point.

Since then, I've moved to a different state (not because of the gas), and school has actually become enjoyable once again. Innocent foolery is now my trade. 

none of mine were ever embarising i used to in 7thgrade fart really loud all the time and then i LMFAO and my face got really red and hot and i couldnt breath i always thought it was funny and tried to do it on purpose, others laughed so i got what i wanted out if it

i actually had an embarrassing moment when a girl farted in my class, we just pretended nothing happened but everyone's face turned red lol

i actually had an embarrassing moment when a girl farted in my class, we just pretended nothing happened but everyone's face turned red lol

lonewolf604

maybe it was a queef 

in the shower with my then girlfriend, now fiance.

we had been up drinking the night before, and were in the shower together when one snuck out on me.

it was absolutely vile, turning the shower into a nauseating sauna. that beast pretty much chased both of us out of the bathroom.

the fact that we're still together is amazing. i guess love can overcome anything... including demon flatulence.

-starman-

Haha, you hang on to her! She's a keeper ;D

I don't think I ever farted at a reaaaaaaaaally bad time, other than during class when I was younger. I'm a young lady, I don't fart! :P

Can't think of anything for me at the moment, but this one happened with a few of my friends.

One of my friends has terrible gas odor, I mean HEINOUS. Even a little slip smells like eggs. Anyways it was during New Years Eve of 2003 with him and 3 other people. They were driving around downtown looking for any parties that may be happening. Everything seemed normal until he let one rip without warning anyone. It stunk up the car so bad and the windows were locked, everyone covered their faces, even the driver LOL. They almost got into a car accident but fortunately the driver avoided it with one hand covering his nose and the other steering the wheel.

in the shower with my then girlfriend, now fiance.

we had been up drinking the night before, and were in the shower together when one snuck out on me.

it was absolutely vile, turning the shower into a nauseating sauna. that beast pretty much chased both of us out of the bathroom.

the fact that we're still together is amazing. i guess love can overcome anything... including demon flatulence.

-starman-

Thread delivers.

Haven't laughed this much in a while.

The following is a true story. When fall quarter at my school started back up I had just moved out of the dorms and into apartments for the first time. So, instead of going to the dining commons whenever I was hungry I now had to cook and prepare whatever meals I wanted to eat. One of my roommates, who is a vegetarian, prepared us this awesome vegetable soup dinner (I forget what type as well as the ingredients) on the account of our move in. Being free and something that wasn't take out, I consumed a large amount of it. The problem then, was that I am perhaps the complete opposite of vegetarian, and have a diet that subsists almost entirely of meat. Needless to say the all of that fresh produce did NOT sit well in my stomach. I had fallen asleep with a slight rumbling in my stomach but I figured it would pass with some rest. At exactly 3:46 AM (I remember because I glanced at the alarm clock) I ripped such a loud and high pitched flatus emission (imagine the sound of a bedsheet tearing) that I swore I must have dreamt it. The thing is that I WAS ASLEEP. I FARTED SO LOUDLY I WOKE MYSELF UP. I didn't even know that you could do that! I heard my roommate stir and pretended to be asleep, he must have awakened to it as well. I remained completely still for 17 minutes, trying desperately not to move a single muscle in the hopes that my roommate would fall back asleep (and that he would think he imagined it as well). After I was fairly certain he was asleep and I could no longer bear to be in that uncomfortable position, I turned onto my side and eventually went back to sleep. I have never mentioned anything about it since then do not know if he actually did hear it. If he did, then we are both choosing to pretend it never happened. Hopefully he doesn't have an account here on GameSpot. :|

On a side note, this was the funniest thread I've seen in ages. I literally teared up at some points, thank you all for making my day.

I guess I'm one of the blessed people who never had a farting related embarassing moment in public, but to be honest, I have a pretty fart-tolerating family that it's just a shame to not fart while I'm in the house.

One of the greatest advices I got is from my father when he said to me: "It's good to fart, it lets the bad energy out".

Elderly wisdom I guess!

On the bus, meant to be SBV (Silent But Violent) it wasnt, it ended up like someone had let go of a balloon.

I can't think of any as bad as most of these. 

During the last 20 minutes of a 3 hour Politics exam I could barely concentrate as I needed one so badly. I got 2 A's on the first two papers, and a C on the third.

 Walking out of the exam, got outside and literally farted solidly for 30 paces. Not boxer-tearing strength, but my god was that a fantastic feeling.  

I really had to crap...

and my friend said the funniest thing in the world and I laughed, and so I farted and I laughed because I farted, and I farted and this kept on untill I eventualy crapped myself