[QUOTE="avatar_genius"][QUOTE="realistic44"]
I think her sercet is that she likes alot of bra's :oops:
megagene
Everybody likes bras.
I don't. They prevent me from seeing teh boobies. :xI have x-ray vision. And it sucks. Here's why:No, it's not because I can also see male genitalia wherever I go (I don't look directly on it, but I kind of see at the corner of my eye that it's there - anyway it isn't what bothers me the most). Whenever I wanted, after the blast I was exposed to, during my camping trip to Tunguska (I don't age either - but I'll get back to that), I can look at random unknowing womens boobies through their clothes.
At first; this was a true blessing for me. I was pretty sure it was gods fist that struck the ground, emitting holy radioactive powers that gives unspeakable powers to whomever affected. (All my friends died, but I chose to believe they were sons of satan, or something. Nonetheless, they would be dead today anyway I guess.) I don't know how much I can go into detail with this, without getting moderated, but lets just say I used the public restrooms a lot. Once, I travelled across the Atlantic, only to get a glimpse of Marylin Monroe (and that was a long trip back in the day).
But over time, I realized that having unlimited access to boobs wasn't that special. It grew old on me... I finally realized why married people get sick of their bottomless well of sex. Over time you get used to the same old routine, and it's just not as exciting as it used to be. And its been like that for a long time.
I don't age... In case you lived under a rock, or was born after 1908, you might not have heard of the Tunguska event, but it was a long time ago, and walking around looking at boobs for a 100 years is more of a curse, than a blessing. Oh, forgive me father. I realize now it was the hoof of the devil that stomped the ground that day. Please, I beg of you; relieve me of my pain!
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