What is your most embarrassing shopping mall story?

When I was about 3 years old, I was at the mall with my family and we decided to go clothes shopping (Yay...). Needless to say since I have no attention span, I got a little lost. I saw a woman who looked EXACTLY like my mother from behind, so being my 3 year old self, I followed her. So after around a minute or so of following a stranger, i found a nice looking shirt and decided to show it to her. Then I found out she wasn't my mother and I was mortified and saw my real mother, who i ran back to faster than Speed Racer. I wish I could've seen my face then...I remember my little jaw hitting the ground so hard it blasted through hell. You know that "Oh God, Why?" face that's popular on Reddit? That's pretty much how I feel about it now..

In the mall shopping for school shorts: My mom always wants to me to try about 5 different brands so she can see how each ones fits and what have you -_-, and when I walked out of the dressing room with the first pair of shorts she immediately said: IS THE CROTCH BIG ENOUGH? Then, all the other parents are fighting to stop laughing, and the person in a nearby dressing room was literally rolling on the floor in his underwear. From then on I just go by myself to shop for clothes and buy sizes random sizes.RAGEofSTUNTS

I feel bad for you man....nobody should have to go through that...

I peed on santa when i was little. It happens.

A year ago, I was at a store that sells toddler stuff with a friend because he wanted to talk to some chick. Felt very awkward and got a few stares...

Yeah, that's the only embarrassing story I can think of at the moment.

I peed on santa when i was little. It happens.

Sedin44

I bet Santa was pissed...

I peed on santa when i was little. It happens.

Sedin44

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I peed on santa when i was little. It happens.

leviathan91

I bet Santa was pissed...