What kind of old person will you be? Cool/Normal Old Guy You're just a cool old guy. Walking on your own is no problem and you feel young, but acknowledge you're old. You're probably a happy fellow and follow pop culture. A cool (not in a conceited way) old guy. Old-Old Guy You're just an old guy. Catching all the latest colds is your thing and you are feeble. You feel old and you act old; you will almost certainly be dependent on someone else to perform certain tasks you cannot do anymore because you're old. You have a good personality, but know one cares because you're stench easily tells people you are nearby. Take a bath. People treat you like an old person. And you can almost do no wrong. Angry/Sad Old Guy You're an angry/sad old guy. Things never went your way and the world never seemed to be on your side. You probably only appreciate the generation you grew up with. You kinda wish things were different or were done differently. You can never be satisfied. Geeky Old Guy You're a geeky old guy. You involve yourself with geeky/techy things like video games and updating your twitter. A little on the shy/reserved side. You're probably a computer engineer for some company you have worked for for a long time. You're only friends are old guys who are also geeky. The only girls in your life are probably your mom, some girl who said they liked you and confused you, or your girlfriend you're afraid to break up with. Just three. :P Rich Old Guy You're a rich old guy. Money is no issue because you set yourself up nice! You live somewhere in some closed off mansion or on an island. You are baller status and your friends may or may not be your real friends. So which of these descriptions of old people best fits your realistic outcome? ---------------- Well I was talking with some friends of mine and this came up. I said I would probably end up being an old cool guy. I feel like my life choices will turn me to the normal/cool guy before the other choices.
I can see myself still watching cartoons and playing video games and playing with new tech gadgets well into my old age. I am 29 now and dont see that stopping anytime soon
Some day, I hope to be the sort of grandfather who rides a motorcycle and is a public embarrassment to his family. At the age of eighty, I want to be teaching my grandchildren how to fight, yelling at political figures during live broadcast public appearances, and have to be picked up from jail for pulling my teeth out and slamming them into thirty-something Hell's Angel's face in the middle of a drunken brawl. Yeah!
An intellectual sitting in a big wooden chair upolstered in green felt smoking a pipe, reading a dusty old tome and sipping 18 year-old scotch from a crystal glass.
Some day, I hope to be the sort of grandfather who rides a motorcycle and is a public embarrassment to his family. At the age of eighty, I want to be teaching my grandchildren how to fight, yelling at political figures during live broadcast public appearances, and have to be picked up from jail for pulling my teeth out and slamming them into thirty-something Hell's Angel's face in the middle of a drunken brawl. Yeah!Tylendal
I still see myself being very religious, always helping people and loving others. I guess 'cool' would come closest to that.
Me: "You know, back in my day we didn't have holographic video games. You didn't have virtual environments you could walk around in. No, we had to build our avatars using our own imagination. We were impressed with our high-def graphics and Playstation 3 engines."
I hope I end up being that old guy that scares his neighbors by performing scary/powerful classical piano songs on his roof or deck in a cloak during vicious thunderstorms.
I'd like to think it's some mix of being cool, geeky, and rich. I want to be well off, I want to age with grace by being okay with the fact that I'm aging, and I want to keep up with current technology rather than being stuck in old ways and thinking old technology is best.
I'm sure I'll have some things I won't keep up to date on such as current pop culture and new sayings, but I would like to be able to do the things with computers that younger people currently do on an everyday basis.
I would probably be how I am now.......just older. So yes, I'll probably (if possible) be banging my head to metal, watching anime and playing video games.
The kind that craps my pants on purpose, to pounce on it and make someone else clean my ass. I'll also have one of those walking canes that has a squeeze horn on the top and mirror on the bottom. You know, so I can let the young sluts know if I like what I see while peeking up their skirts. I'll also stroll up to younger people to talk about stupid **** they don't care about. I'll wear pants that are too tight with legs that are too short. Maybe bend over so the ass rips. When I see kids standing next to a large puddle I'll floor the gas to splash them with funky road water. I'll use words that were 40 years out of style when I was 15. I'll wear one of those change dispensers. I'll go to the grocery store, stand in the deli line drop my pants and masturbate Maybe go for a walk with my pants and underwear around my ankles while I have an erection. Then tell the police my inferior garments could notholster my awesome penis I'll constantly tell people what I could buy for a dollar 40 years ago never mentioning what my hourly wage was 40 years ago. I'll argue with everyone emphasize the obviousand repeat everything about three times.
even though i was never in WWII, i will develop the character of a veteran will have numerous flashbacks in the middle of his conversation with someone.
Eccentric - I have every intention of becoming an eccentric old professor that gets by with doing the strangest things. I want to be that old guy on campus whose diet consists of coffee and twinkies, who should have retired many years earlier, who repeats the same stories over and over in his classes, and who loves absolutely everyone but cannot remember anybody's name. I want to be that elderly old man who runs everywhere he goes on campus just because it is more fun than walking. I want to be that guy who cannot remember anything but knows absolutely everything. And yes, this is indeed a genuine desire of mine.
But I'd rather be the old one who everyone thinks is bonkers but then eventually I do something really great for humanity and everyone discovers how much of a genius I am and that I have a secret underground lair full of advanced technology and then they'll all love me and become my friends and I'll die famous and peaceful in my sleep....yeah...
I've always wondered if generations of old people change, or do you suddenly start wearing brown cords with white tucked in shirts and have flowery curtains.
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