You should spend the rest of your relationship together in swimming pools. The water makes her relatively weightless, and she can be lugged around with ease.
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Dude, work on your love muscle.
tocklestein2005
Bah. I'd been flipping through this thread to see if I could be first in with 'love muscle' and it's already been taken. Curse you unto the seventh generation, tocklestein :evil:
5'5 has nothing to do with it lol I'm 5'5 and I've been able to pick up any girl I've dated. Just stay in shape and work out. Also the legs are where most of the weight must go not your arms so you're definitely doing it wrong. Try just using your arms to hold her and making sure your legs are taking most of the weight. If working out and focusing on your legs doesn't work... then she needs to loose some weight lol
do deadlifts
probably best for picking someone up
or just do a firemans carry, you can do that on almost anyone
[QUOTE="DirtyHarry1988"] No not piggy back. I wouldn't even be able to walk at all if that were the case cause i'm too short.. I'll be taking dwarf steps. :P It's like, I'm carrying her and she's horizontal.ayanami_reiHeight doesn't mean **** when it comes to piggybacks. My nephew is shorter than me and I'm 5'3". I weight more than him and he gives me piggyback rides all the time, and he's nine. :| He doesn't complain. He ASKS me to get on his back and if I don't, he picks me up anyway. Then I give him piggyback rides back. You need to work on your muscles. If my nephew can carry me around without a problem, then you should be able to, too. How much do you weigh, anyway?
I believe he is talking about carrying her in his arms which is much more difficult.
your upper body. back, shoulders, biceps. you just need to improve strength. so do these....deadlifts, bench press, dips, pull ups, squats, military presses. 5 reps, 5 sets and go as heavy as you can. work out 3 days a week. mon, weds, fri...in 4 months you will see great improvements. keep it up yearly and you will be a beast
here is a helpful video
And I was pointing out that being 5'5" and doing piggybacks has nothing to do with it, either. My nephew can pick me up regularly. He's still just nine. I taught him to lift with his legs, to fight, etc. He's still shorter, still weighs less, and still only nine.I believe he is talking about carrying her in his arms which is much more difficult.
bazookajoe19
I could be hired by the hour to carry her for you! I will gladly dump her in any swimming pool you see fit my lord! biggest_loser:lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbsSeVr5NSI&feature=fvw
Get it.
LMFAO. I lol'd when I read this. "I jack off far more then 6 minutes a day i'm just not feeling it."[QUOTE="bazookajoe19"]And I was pointing out that being 5'5" and doing piggybacks has nothing to do with it, either. My nephew can pick me up regularly. He's still just nine. I taught him to lift with his legs, to fight, etc. He's still shorter, still weighs less, and still only nine.I believe he is talking about carrying her in his arms which is much more difficult.
ayanami_rei
That has a very sinister edge to it. I can imagine the poor lad collapsed on the floor, you sitting upon his back.
"Damnit nephew, get up and carry me! You wretched minion!"
"Please Aunt Ayanami, my back hurts!"
"I don't care! Lift with your legs. Your LEGS!MUSH! *head slap*"
After years of being treated like livestock, the nephew shut himself off emotionally, became a man of steel at the age of nine, silently bearing the scars of being treated like a mule by his family @_@
:lol: I'm not THAT mean of an aunt.That has a very sinister edge to it. I can imagine the poor lad collapsed on the floor, you sitting upon his back.
"Damnit nephew, get up and carry me! You wretched minion!"
"Please Aunt Ayanami, my back hurts!"
"I don't care! Lift with your legs. Your LEGS!MUSH! *head slap*"After years of being treated like livestock, the nephew shut himself off emotionally, became a man of steel at the age of nine, silently bearing the scars of being treated like a mule by his family @_@
Egonga
:lol: I'm not THAT mean of an aunt.Thats funny and your response is kind of cute Ayanami.:lol:[QUOTE="Egonga"]
That has a very sinister edge to it. I can imagine the poor lad collapsed on the floor, you sitting upon his back.
"Damnit nephew, get up and carry me! You wretched minion!"
"Please Aunt Ayanami, my back hurts!"
"I don't care! Lift with your legs. Your LEGS!MUSH! *head slap*"After years of being treated like livestock, the nephew shut himself off emotionally, became a man of steel at the age of nine, silently bearing the scars of being treated like a mule by his family @_@
ayanami_rei
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