What should I do oh wise GameSpot?

I firmly believe that, in a situation such as this, the only logical response is:

do a barrel roll.

Invest money in Nigeria.-Sluggo-

Not even partying with Paris Hilton will save me this time. I've been looking at videos on YouTube on how to destroy a pimp and I came upon this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoDG3k5cPZw

So I'm thinking that the right hand feint followed by the Judo chop should put him down.

There is no way this really happened.

Pimps don't do business through Craig's List....

Do they?

There is no way this really happened.

Pimps don't do business through Craig's List....

Do they?

ciredude

Check it out. Pimping has apparently gone digital.

FALCON PUNNNNCHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

followed up by a quick

falcon kick

[QUOTE="-Sluggo-"]Invest money in Nigeria.nht12101990

Not even partying with Paris Hilton will save me this time. I've been looking at videos on YouTube on how to destroy a pimp and I came upon this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoDG3k5cPZw

So I'm thinking that the right hand feint followed by the Judo chop should put him down.

You should probably go ahead with that.

I saw that movie... that was back before Tom Cruise was a freaking weirdo-space-cadet... "Risky Buisness"

AWESOME

[QUOTE="-Sluggo-"]Invest money in Nigeria.nht12101990

Not even partying with Paris Hilton will save me this time. I've been looking at videos on YouTube on how to destroy a pimp and I came upon this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoDG3k5cPZw

So I'm thinking that the right hand feint followed by the Judo chop should put him down.

lol that justs goes to show that you should never underestimate the guy your looking to fight. he could end up being a world known blackbelt

[QUOTE="ciredude"]

There is no way this really happened.

Pimps don't do business through Craig's List....

Do they?

nht12101990

Check it out. Pimping has apparently gone digital.

Holy monkey nipples! You're right!

...Awesome.

Offer to be one of his "escorts."-Sluggo-

She was calling crying saying she forgot her phone over here. I'm thinking that 1. Her pimp just gave her the beat down of the century and 2. I.A.T.!

Yeah, I'm sure it was a joke. :roll:

I firmly believe that, in a situation such as this, the only logical response is:

do a barrel roll.

ElZilcho90

Do this though.

Yeah, I'm sure it was a joke. :roll:

[QUOTE="ElZilcho90"]

I firmly believe that, in a situation such as this, the only logical response is:

do a barrel roll.

IrishPunk

Do this though.

I tried that it didn't work!

:lol: Quality.

Anyway offer to 'work' for him sexing up fine women to pay off the debt. Tell him he needs to branch out into the male escort business and you've got the goods.

I saw that movie... that was back before Tom Cruise was a freaking weirdo-space-cadet... "Risky Buisness"

AWESOME

sinistra45

:lol:

:lol: Quality.

Anyway offer to 'work' for him sexing up fine women to pay off the debt. Tell him he needs to branch out into the male escort business and you've got the goods.

Hoobinator

Sounds like a good idea. I've always wanted to be Rob Schneider, but would I have to do it with guys too?

Oh man this happened to me once, except my name was Tom Cruise, and I was actually just acting on the set of Risky Business.

Oh man this happened to me once, except my name was Tom Cruise, and I was actually just acting on the set of Risky Business.

HiResDes

Lol! Remember that time that guy was interviewing you and his microphone shot water in your face and you said, "You're a jerk!"

For once I am going to make a serious topic. This topic reminds me of the boy who cried wolf because usually, just about every topic I make is a made up event to make my life seem meaningful. Anyways, me and my friend where fooling around on Craig's List searcing under erotic services. My friend decides to call on of the prostitutes and the dumbass gives her my address and tell her we will pay her. Usually I would punch my friend in the face but I was too busy laughing my ass off. So she comes over and she's in front of the house, and he tell him to go outside and tell her to leave. Instead he invites her in and he tells her "I have ten inches waiting for you." Yeah, he's a dumbass. So they go in the guest room we are all just sitting there, then she asks for the money first. He says I will pay you when you strip for me and he shows her a stack of ones. Being the smart prostitute that she is, she starts to strip or whatever then he tells her he has no money and the whole time she's walking out of my house she's smiling so I'm like, "What the **** Next thing I know, some guy is calling my phone turns out it was the girl's pimp. He say's he's going to beat my ass so I through the phone to my friend and he hangs up. Now the pimp keeps calling me and I don't know what to do. He knows where I live and I think he's going to pimpify me in my sleep. What should I do?nht12101990

First of all... Congratulation, YOU ARE AN IDIOT...

The second thing, deal with your problems alone...

For once I am going to make a serious topic. This topic reminds me of the boy who cried wolf because usually, just about every topic I make is a made up event to make my life seem meaningful. Anyways, me and my friend where fooling around on Craig's List searcing under erotic services. My friend decides to call on of the prostitutes and the dumbass gives her my address and tell her we will pay her. Usually I would punch my friend in the face but I was too busy laughing my ass off. So she comes over and she's in front of the house, and he tell him to go outside and tell her to leave. Instead he invites her in and he tells her "I have ten inches waiting for you." Yeah, he's a dumbass. So they go in the guest room we are all just sitting there, then she asks for the money first. He says I will pay you when you strip for me and he shows her a stack of ones. Being the smart prostitute that she is, she starts to strip or whatever then he tells her he has no money and the whole time she's walking out of my house she's smiling so I'm like, "What the **** Next thing I know, some guy is calling my phone turns out it was the girl's pimp. He say's he's going to beat my ass so I through the phone to my friend and he hangs up. Now the pimp keeps calling me and I don't know what to do. He knows where I live and I think he's going to pimpify me in my sleep. What should I do?nht12101990

I would take a dump and pass out- I almost did...but then I didn't ...

[QUOTE="nht12101990"]StuffRedgarl

First of all... Congratulation, YOU ARE AN IDIOT...

The second thing, deal with your problems alone...

1. If he's serious who can blame the guy for being a little adventureous, he has bad luck, and things could have worked out a lot better. And he had better start looking for a bodyguard on Craigslist.

2. If he's joking its still a very amusing story, and you sir are the one acting idiotic for overreacting

[QUOTE="Redgarl"]

[QUOTE="nht12101990"]StuffHiResDes

First of all... Congratulation, YOU ARE AN IDIOT...

The second thing, deal with your problems alone...

1. If he's serious who can blame the guy for being a little adventureous, he has bad luck, and things could have worked out a lot better. And he had better start looking for a bodyguard on Craigslist.

2. If he's joking its still a very amusing story, and you sir are the one acting idiotic for overreacting

Someone who can't think before acting is an idiot by definition... and someone who can't understand this simple fact is stupid... congratulation it's a diagnostic!

Invest money in Nigeria.-Sluggo-

[QUOTE="HiResDes"][QUOTE="Redgarl"]

[QUOTE="nht12101990"]StuffRedgarl

First of all... Congratulation, YOU ARE AN IDIOT...

The second thing, deal with your problems alone...

1. If he's serious who can blame the guy for being a little adventureous, he has bad luck, and things could have worked out a lot better. And he had better start looking for a bodyguard on Craigslist.

2. If he's joking its still a very amusing story, and you sir are the one acting idiotic for overreacting

Someone who can't think before acting is an idiot by definition... and someone who can't understand this simple fact is stupid... congratulation it's a diagnostic!

HOw did you ever make it to over 10,000 posts straightfowardly calling people stupid with no reasoning to back up what you said...If you want to get into a battle of logic, you are going to lose, scientifically speaking the actions he performed to get the escort over to his house all required some form of conscious thought. Therefore, your decision to call him stupid, and then subsequently call me stupid are unwarranted.

Edit: And please don't use House to spice up your posts, it just makes you look bad, Dr. Cox is a much cooler guy and less of an ass...But I guess you can relate better to House, right ;)

[QUOTE="Redgarl"][QUOTE="HiResDes"][QUOTE="Redgarl"]

[QUOTE="nht12101990"]StuffHiResDes

First of all... Congratulation, YOU ARE AN IDIOT...

The second thing, deal with your problems alone...

1. If he's serious who can blame the guy for being a little adventureous, he has bad luck, and things could have worked out a lot better. And he had better start looking for a bodyguard on Craigslist.

2. If he's joking its still a very amusing story, and you sir are the one acting idiotic for overreacting

Someone who can't think before acting is an idiot by definition... and someone who can't understand this simple fact is stupid... congratulation it's a diagnostic!

HOw did you ever make it to over 10,000 posts straightfowardly calling people stupid with no reasoning to back up what you said...If you want to get into a battle of logic, you are going to lose, scientifically speaking the actions he performed to get the escort over to his house all required some form of conscious thought. Therefore, your decision to call him stupid, and then subsequently call me stupid are unwarranted.

Edit: And please don't use House to spice up your posts, it just makes you look bad, Dr. Cox is a much cooler guy and less of an ass...But I guess you can relate better to House, right ;)

Too bad he said his friend did everything. And house is way more awesome that Dr. Cox..Scrubs itself isnt even funny :|

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