What sorts of things would you put inside your cat?

My friend put his fist in his catgummy_joe

Another cat.

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Another cat.

_Sundodger_

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Another cat.

kruesader

*Head asplodes*

[QUOTE="gummy_joe"]My friend put his fist in his catkruesader

Mobile Phone that plays La Cucaracha.freek666

[QUOTE="freek666"]Mobile Phone that plays La Cucaracha.gummy_joe

[QUOTE="gummy_joe"][QUOTE="freek666"]Mobile Phone that plays La Cucaracha.freek666

Umm why would someone put something inside their cat except for catfood,water and milk, and medicine if it's sick?alamgir1942

Milk is not good for cats, lulz! Besides, I"m not talking about making some sort of luggage cat but what sorts of things would you put inside the cat that would make it happier or more useful? I came up with another couple ideas in my dreamy dreams. I was thinking like a wireless internet dongle would be cool or even some sort of waffle iron would be pretty useful too.

The first thought that came to my mind would make children cry, more than the other "explosive" suggestions would.

This thread is full of win.Latchingdon

Since sarcasm is sometimes hard to sense over the Internet, I'm going to assume that you merely have low standards.