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#1 RonMaverick804
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I was eating PAP JOHNS PIZZA.. and as i was chewing i bit something hard.. i spat it out and it was a freaking STAPLE.. Before tonight I consumed an entire LARGE pizza with their new promotion.. get 1 large specialty and get another large 1 topping for 99 cents.  So I just thought they were hard bacon bits all this time.. were they bacon bits?  were they staples?  I have no idea.. when i spat out the staple i just got a FEELING to spit it out no telling what else i've eaten.. would a staple kill?  i mean it was half bent and half still pointy would it have torn my insides as i digested it? it was the size of my ethernet outlet (so u all can see what i mean).. ugh what do i do
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#2 Cyrax-Sektor
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See a doctor if anything else got past through your digestive system. :?
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#3 tomxizor
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Sue the bastards. It's the American Way. :|
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#4 PoisonMaki
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Eat a staple remover?
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#5 FLSTS
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did you go back to papa johns and tell them what happened?
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#6 Mumbles527
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By the time it got into your stomach, it wasn't a staple any more...theres some pretty strong acid down there.
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#7 mark4091
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Sue the bastards. It's the American Way. :|tomxizor

yeah, this one even has some reason behind it even...... you may not have to work another day of you're life!

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#8 The_Zoid
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Sue the bastards. It's the American Way. :|tomxizor
Indeed, get some $ out of it.
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#9 Mercury_May2112
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The acids in your stomach will disolve those staples really fast. Though I don't reccomend eating alot of them. You can also complain and maybe get some money back.
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#10 skizz624
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you could get lock jaw from it, if it was rusted. better get a tetunus shot.
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#11 deactivated-5c0ed0a795b02
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Swallow a cow magnet
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#12 RonMaverick804
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i'd have to proove it.. and its just one staple that i did NOT swallow.. so i doubt i'd even be able to get a lawyer.
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#13 lzorro
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How do you get a staple into a pizza? o.O They shouldn't even be in the same room!
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#14 foxhound_fox
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[QUOTE="tomxizor"]Sue the bastards. It's the American Way. :|mark4091

yeah, this one even has some reason behind it even...... you may not have to work another day of you're life!



It is indeed a reasonable lawsuit.
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The acids in your stomach will disolve those staples really fast. Though I don't reccomend eating alot of them. You can also complain and maybe get some money back.Mercury_May2112
not true, if they were stainless they will last for years, braces don't even begin to corrupt in the two years you wear them
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#16 VulgarGenocide
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Sue the bastards. It's the American Way. :|tomxizor

 I would consider legal action, but make sure you actually have some evidence. Hopefully, you're being honest and it won't become another Wendy's finger-in-chili incident.

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#17 Bass7
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Isn't there a big difference between hard bacon bits, and tiny thin staples?  :\.  Anyways, get a tetenus shot, check with the doctor, complain to Papa Johns :wink:. 
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#18 iloverikku11
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[QUOTE="Mercury_May2112"]The acids in your stomach will disolve those staples really fast. Though I don't reccomend eating alot of them. You can also complain and maybe get some money back.dsmaniacman
not true, if they were stainless they will last for years, braces don't even begin to corrupt in the two years you wear them


that is because braces arent in your stomach
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#19 Mumbles527
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[QUOTE="Mercury_May2112"]The acids in your stomach will disolve those staples really fast. Though I don't reccomend eating alot of them. You can also complain and maybe get some money back.dsmaniacman
not true, if they were stainless they will last for years, braces don't even begin to corrupt in the two years you wear them

If your braces are in your stomach, you might want to ask your orthodontist a few questions.  And you might need a lawyer. 

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#20 double_decker
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You'd probably be ok but if you are really worried about it then consult a doctor
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#21 SpaceMoose
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It is indeed a reasonable lawsuit.foxhound_fox

Staple in your pizza?  Try proving that one in court.

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#22 deactivated-5c0ed0a795b02
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[QUOTE="dsmaniacman"][QUOTE="Mercury_May2112"]The acids in your stomach will disolve those staples really fast. Though I don't reccomend eating alot of them. You can also complain and maybe get some money back.iloverikku11
not true, if they were stainless they will last for years, braces don't even begin to corrupt in the two years you wear them


that is because braces arent in your stomach

there is still quite a bit of acid in your spit, if you suck on a penny for a while, it'll get cleaned, and you'll get sick*sneezes*
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#23 dragonlife29
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Eat a staple remover?PoisonMaki
lol...

Good one :lol:

I actually got those promotional flyers in the mail today :o  

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#24 Mercury_May2112
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[QUOTE="dsmaniacman"][QUOTE="Mercury_May2112"]The acids in your stomach will disolve those staples really fast. Though I don't reccomend eating alot of them. You can also complain and maybe get some money back.Mumbles527

not true, if they were stainless they will last for years, braces don't even begin to corrupt in the two years you wear them

If your braces are in your stomach, you might want to ask your orthodontist a few questions.  And you might need a lawyer. 

I know where my orthodontist lives so I could jusy egg his house if he got me mad. :P

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#25 insanecheif
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SUE!

IT'S YOUR AMURRIKAN RIGHT! 

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#26 Lief_Ericson
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hmm might have to stay away from their for awhile...
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#27 RonMaverick804
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i better not die or ill be pissed
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#28 mark4091
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[QUOTE="mark4091"]

[QUOTE="tomxizor"]Sue the bastards. It's the American Way. :|foxhound_fox

yeah, this one even has some reason behind it even...... you may not have to work another day of you're life!



It is indeed a reasonable lawsuit.

and it is 100% they're fault, no staple should be near a pizza, it was just one of the *******'s working there trying to play a prank, but you could get lock jaw, so I would say go for it.

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#29 kylekatarn10
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By the time it got into your stomach, it wasn't a staple any more...theres some pretty strong acid down there.Mumbles527

He's right. Hydrochloric acid pwns metal.

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#30 RonMaverick804
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i'd have to proove it.. and its just one staple that i did NOT swallow.. so i doubt i'd even be able to get a lawyer.
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#31 Conanfan1
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Suing would be the lazy, opportunist thing to do. If anything, the most you should do is ask for your money back. They won't really dispute your claim if you're not trying to get millions from an incident that may or may not have made you sick.
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#32 foxhound_fox
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He's right. Hydrochloric acid pwns metal.kylekatarn10

What happens before it reaches his stomach? I am sure it would have torn his esophagus to shreds... unless he were lucky. 

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#33 RonMaverick804
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(makes will)
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#34 Mumbles527
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[QUOTE="kylekatarn10"]He's right. Hydrochloric acid pwns metal.foxhound_fox

What happens before it reaches his stomach? I am sure it would have torn his esophagus to shreds... unless he were lucky.

He'd probably have noticed that by now.  And it is just one staple.  I've accidentally swallowed bones that were probably sharper. 

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#35 X360PS3AMD05
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Go back and maybe you'll get a free pizza :lol:
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#36 RonMaverick804
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thats it.. im going to give them a phone call tomorrow
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#37 Account_27
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I smell a lawsuit.  You won't even have to deal too much with them, they'll just settle right away and pay you.
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#38 ag1002
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lmao that's new, eating staples lol munch munch munch haha
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#39 RonMaverick804
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how could this be a lawsuit i didnt even eat it nor can i proove there was or is more.
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#40 Ashley_wwe
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Maybe the rest were bacon bits and you just found a stapler in it...

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#41 Silchas
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Sue the bastards. It's the American Way. :|tomxizor
Sueing ftw :|
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#42 blacktorn
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i would take it back tell them what you found and demand your money back at least.

 

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#43 EboyLOL
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...were the alleged bacon bits silver? 
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#44 Silver_Dragon17
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Pizza Hut tastes better anyway.
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#45 deactivated-5de2fb6a3a711
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Pizza Hut tastes better anyway.Silver_Dragon17

agreed 

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#46 Sajo7
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Pizza Hut tastes better anyway.Silver_Dragon17

What if I told you I found a used condom in my stuffed crust pizza?

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#47 Silver_Dragon17
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[QUOTE="Silver_Dragon17"]Pizza Hut tastes better anyway.Sajo7

What if I told you I found a used condom in my stuffed crust pizza?

I'd say two things:

1. Pics or it didn't happen, and

2. I'm glad I don't live in the same area as you.

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#48 ThatsCrazyTalk
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[QUOTE="Silver_Dragon17"]Pizza Hut tastes better anyway.Sajo7

What if I told you I found a used condom in my stuffed crust pizza?

Hey I did that to someone when I used to work at Pizza Hut... I mean... 

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#49 hokies1313
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How do you get a staple into a pizza? o.O They shouldn't even be in the same room!lzorro

I hadn't thought of that...How did they get in the same room!!!! :shock: 

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#50 ThatsCrazyTalk
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When I used to work at Pizza Hut we had a stapler at the front counter because we were supposed to staple coupons to the receipts. I never took it to where the pizzas were made but maybe some people stupid are enough to do that.