What was your most pathetic Injury?

*Question*

Mine was when I was at boyscout camp a few years back I was walking casually through the woods just grabbing plants and stuff and then dropping them. I continued walking and tried to pull Fern out of the grown and the stem cut two of my fingers really deep and I had to get stitches.

So what's yours?

I got a boo-boo. :(

I woke up once after I punched myself in my sleep. I gave myself a bloody nose. :(

FYI this happened during the week I got my spacers before the braces and they hurt like hell so I was hungry and desperate to eat something. I was holding my chocolate easter bunny and breaking smaller pieces off with my pocket knife when the knife went through the plastic and cut my finger. Pretty deep cut.

I woke up once after I punched myself in my sleep. I gave myself a bloody nose. :(

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when i sat on my couch and a piece of metal was sticking out and it cut the side of my wrist

I bludgeoned myself in the head while trying to be a lumberjack.

I had my foot down on one end of this hugeass branch type thing when I was hacking at the other end with an axe, not realizing that I created a catapult of headsplitting agony.

I was thwacked RIGHT IN THE EYESOCKET, and flung up screaming "GYAH!" after it happened.

The other time was when I woke up because I had to pee, but I forgot I was sleeping on the floor, and slammed the corner of my dresser right into the eyesocket.

The other time was when I had this batman toy as a small child, of batman on a motorcycle. Proof of my masochistic pleasure, I loved that toy despite the numerous injuries it inflicted on me.

Once I was outside and I just threw it in the air for no reason, looked up at it as it came back down, and it wedged itself in my eyeball, and I had to go to the hospital.

The other was when I was in the bathtub with the same toy and I dropped it in there then sat down on it, and was sodomized by Batman's head.

I wasabout 8 when the last 2 happened, so...yeah.

Varsity basketball. we won a semi-final game and were all in the locker rooms. It was almost the end of the season so some people were cleaning out their sports lockers. someone has a 20 pound weight training ball in their locker, so we're tossing it around and seeing who will be scared to catch it, i didn't realize it was a 20 pound weight training ball and tried kicking it. it hurt, and left a huge bruise lol

My dad sprianed his middle finger flipping someone the bird while driving.

A few years ago, I was walking home at 3am very drunk. It's an hour walk, and I was cold, so I wanted to get home as quickly as possible. So I ran. Obviously, that was a bad idea. I tripped over a loose paving slab, went flying and smacked my chin on the road. I got a very deep cut in my chin. There was blood everywhere, and my jaw was slightly out of line. Had to go to the emergency room the next day for an X-ray and to dress the wound. There was no real damage, thankfully. My jaw straightened itself out after a couple of weeks. But it still hurts sometimes when I chew. And I have a scar, which obviously makes me hot stuff.

Oh, and another time I was playing beach football on holiday with my friends in Spain, barefoot obviously... and I went to tackle my friend Dave, and just smacked my toe against his foot..... and then I did it to him again about 5 minutes later, on the same toe! The end result... was a broken toe.

A spontaneous pneumothorax (partially collapsed lung). Wanna know why it collapsed? It just happens in guys from ages 20 to 40. What was I doing when I got it? I was lying on my bed with my laptop getting ready to work on a paper that was due 3 days from when it happened.MattUD1

I got a black eye because I was laying on the floor and one of my friends rolled a candle at my face. I mean seriously, a candle?

Broke my collarbone, because I was being a fool, and did try it (wrestling) at home.

Broke both pinky's, at separate times in my life, but both were from basketball. The pinky is seldom used but its terribly cumbersome when it has a cast or brace on it.

When I was younger I went down like 3 stairs on my bike and somehow flipped over the front and split my mouth open :? everyone was laughing at me lol

Twisted my leg skiing... on the bunny slope. Just like OP, It was on a boy scout trip.

I was cutting tires when suddently my hand slips and the razor I was cutting with stabbed me in the tigh. I needed stitches but I made a homemade "patch" while not moving for a whole day and the injury closed a little bit. Everytime I poke at the scar I can't feel anything...its weird.

breaking my arm when a football (soccer) hit me hard, nobody thought it was broke including the doctors and they all thought i was just exagerating it........then they did the x-rays for ''precautionary'' reasons and.....WHAM! they got owned :D although i did too when they said the cast had to be on for 8 - 10 weeks :(

I was coughing so hard with a bad dry cold one time that I seperated one of my ribs from my sternum. I'm telling you, that was some pain, especially when I still couldn't stop coughing.

Ever cough so bad you broke a rib? No? Don't.

Broke my ankle while I was running down the stairs in college.

Attempted to skim board on the beach during senior skip day. Friend knew how and I asked for a try. I slipped and landed on my ankle in a split second. Nothing broke, but my ankle was puffy for like a week. It was painful.

i broke my foot on my cousin while kicking him. it was like kicking a rock.

Trying to cut a hole in something with a pair of scissors... the scissors went to far... Funky_Llama

pulling ligaments in my Knee in a mosh pit, what makes it worse is that i was too drunk to notice i injured myself and went to a party afterwards.Waking up the next day not so pleasant xD.

yesterday i twisted my ankle walking up the stairs

One time when I was playing Guitar Hero all night trying to beat Cowboys From Hell on expert, I felt a sharp pain go through my wrist. I figured it was time to turn off the game for the night. :P

Strained my ankle on my couch. Horrific, truly horrific.