What will people say at your funeral?

We always thought that... his brother would die first!!! :cry: No really... my brother is always getting nearly killed.

"That was one damn sexy, beer drinking, SOB"

"what an ****" most likely

[QUOTE="W1ckedGo0se"]I just want to be forgotten... I try my best to piss everyone close to me off so when I die from smoking my lovely cigarettes I don't have to regret hurting anyone else...raiden509

I can already see it:

"Man, that guy was a major d-bag."

"He was the most nuetral person in this universe..."

"ltl;sc"

("Lived too long; stopped caring")

nah noone would give half a crap if i died. probably be forgetten in a day.

My family won't show up, my fiends will be getting drunk and my gf will peobably be crying to much to say anything.

"Who?"

"Yes i know im going to hell in a leather jacket least ill be in another world as ur kicking at my casket!"

idk i mean i say that to myself all the time, they wouldnt say that though i guess

It will be a generic funeral at a not too expensive to break the bank but not too cheap to seem like we're poor funeral home, there may be an open casket if I wasn't mangled up too badly when I died, my family will show up, probably some extended family I never even knew existed who had only heard of me and seen photos of me when I was a baby, a man of God will get up and speak (Even though I don't believe in God), people will be moved by his words and cry.

When people speak they will say all the generic things people say at funerals. I was nice, funny, I will be missed, I had a bright future, died too young, etc. etc. they will probably share a story that demonstrates what kind of person I am, there will be a joke told through tears at this point. My immediate family and GF will be most shaken at the funeral, my few real friends will be there and will probably be sad to see that I am gone, some people I barely knew will show up and pretend they were my friends, they will be hugging and crying but they won't know why.

There will be a sad song or two played, possibly a song to do with Heaven and letting go. Coffee, tea, cake and sandwiches will be served to all the guests at the end of the funeral, people will mingle and share stories about me, or talk about other things because talking about me makes them uncomfortable, some will not talk because they came only for the free food.

I will be buried in an inexpensive cemetery close to home, the tombstone will be engraved with my name, birth and death date and there will be pictures of a dove, flowers maybe, and an inspirational quote to do with Heaven or God (Even though I don't believe in God), the months after my death will be rough on the few who cared for me, though through the years I will be but a distant memory to these people, and eventually I will be forgotten, my only legacy a piece of rock jutting from the ground surrounded by other, similar rocks jutting from the ground.

~Fin.

"He looks fatter dead."

"He looks fatter dead."

heysharpshooter

lol

i laughed cause its true

I want somebody to call me an *******.

You always see on TV when people get interviewed they always say "Oh that was a good person". Well jeez, if that's the case, all the good people are dead and only the jerks are walking around.

So, I want the opposite, I want somebody to stand up, point at the coffinm and say "That man was an *******". I'm been thinking of adding it into my will.

They'll say I was the greatest rapper to ever grace this planet.

I really couldn't answer this but i do hope someone has the balls to something like this after someone says "he's now with god now " http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1avjUMOkRc

if i died right now when i'm young "poor SoB died a virgin":?

I just want to be forgotten... I try my best to piss everyone close to me off so when I die from smoking my lovely cigarettes I don't have to regret hurting anyone else...W1ckedGo0se

"Echo-o-o" and "There had better be hors d'œuvres after this thing".

'Could have done better'

...same as my school reports.

something else they might say in my funeral

"he was so Quiet" Or"he sure was Wierd"

It'll be in a church on cold beautiful day. The sunlight beaming through the beautiful window. Women will flock. Women will cry. Egos will be satisfied. I'll have but one request. The priest will bring the boombox out. He'll insert a cd with only one song on it. He'll press play. The song that will play..... .......is this.Wilfred_Owen

Women will flock eh? Sadly I think 2 words will describe mine perfectly: Eleanor Rigby.

No one will attend my funeral, I'm suffering from bipolar and begin to isolate myself from everyone. Soon they'll forget me and move on while I lie down and fade away.

Who? Avy? Sig?"

"He'll be back"

*cough* -They all take my stuff and not care-

"To Bill Brasky!!!!!!"

and

"We really do have to pry his Aquaman comics from his cold dead hands"

I don't really know what people would say. The kinda person I was, what I left behind.. What I accomplished..