What will people say at your funeral?

1. If it happens soon. "I always figured he might get hit by a car. He never did pay much attention when crossing the road"

2. Good friends would say, "He was a good friend and we had good times together and a lot of laughs"

3. My dad would say something about me being a lot like him, and my mom would just cry.

4. few girls would say "Hey was good guy and a great lay"

5. People that don't like me would say, "What a jerk"

Is it normal to occasionally have thoughts like this?DarkestDestiny

"It would be un-Christian of me to say that I'm glad Business_Fun is dead. I wouldn't go that far. But it is beyond me what purpose he served alive. Now let's plant this sucker and go get a drink".

"I'm just here for the buffet"

"so what did he leave me?"

What will your parents say? DarkestDestiny

While burning my remains... "Look, a flaming a-hole..."