What world record would you break?

Let's just say out of all the things you done, or want to do, or will do, which world record do you think you would have broken.

Like for me, since I sleep so much, I would say that I could probably break the world record for sleeping the longest in one session.

I've also probably broken the record for eating Hot Cheetos in one life time, or any chips with Hot in front of them.

So out of all the things you've done with your life, and the things you do most, do you think you broke a world record? And which would you want to break?

I wouldn't be surprised if I broke the stupidity world record, whatever the hell that is.

I'd prefer to break the record for oldest person alive.bededog

Most xbox 360 controllers broken

I wouldn't be surprised if I broke the stupidity world record, whatever the hell that is.

gamerguru100

Most bras undone using only my tongue.

Records I'm pretty sure I've broken: Number of Xbox 360 breakdowns, longest consecutive string of corny jokes, and number of failed attempts at life

Records I've tried to break: hours of porn watched in a week, number of n00bs pwned, and being the awesomest person ever

Most oxegen ever breathed. I gasp through my life 8)

Most people offended.

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I wouldn't be surprised if I broke the stupidity world record, whatever the hell that is.

Oborozukiyo

most crappy purchases.

Records I've tried to break: hours of porn watched in a week, number of n00bs pwned, and being the awesomest person ever

UT_Wrestler

Best OT poster in History.

I'd go for the cheese eating record or the bacon eating record.

Longest P**is

the most thug 2011.

east side piru blood n*99*, soo-woop, soo-woop.

*b-steps out of thread*

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*b-steps out of thread*

Sigh_han

C-walk or gtfo.

b's up c's down hun

Shortest time between an erection and ejaculation.

Shortest time between an erection and ejaculation.

entropyecho