What would be the worst thing to wake up next to?

My sister.

The girl from the ring covered in scorpions, millepedes, and tarantulas, twice there normal size, along with lady gaga, justin bieber, and 15 time bombs set for 5 seconds.

The girl from the ring covered in scorpions, millepedes, and tarantulas, twice there normal size, along with lady gaga, justin bieber, and 15 time bombs set for 5 seconds.

fred1712

True story:

At afterprom 2 years or so ago, I woke up next to my best friends prom date. I was so **** scared....

A man with peanut butter smudged all over his face.

My dog slept in my room last night, and when I woke up this morning it was lying on the pillow. And it's bum was facing my face.

Lets just say, I washed my face more than twice after that :P

A letter explaining to me how last night was a mistake, and I should get tested for herpesclayron

[QUOTE="clayron"]A letter explaining to me how last night was a mistake, and I should get tested for herpesrawsavon

[QUOTE="rawsavon"][QUOTE="clayron"]A letter explaining to me how last night was a mistake, and I should get tested for herpesclayron

Ronald McDonald pulling his pants up, then winking at me...

Ok. So you enjoyed your full night's sleep. You wake up, start opening your eyes. What would be the last thing in the world you want sitting next to you?

cd_rom

Ronald McDonald pulling his pants up, then winking at me...

poptart

Ronald McDonald pulling his pants up, then winking at me...

poptart

*imagines*

It's pretty creepy.

[QUOTE="poptart"]

Ronald McDonald pulling his pants up, then winking at me...

rawsavon

Actually that's probably worse...

A horse's decapitated headsuper_mario_128

I'd hate waking up next to Darth Vader saying, "Who's your Daddy" repeatedly as well.psychobrew

My dad.

A guy or a horrendously ugly chick......

a Succubus. I'd yell "go away succubus, I ain't got to three fity :x "Baconbits2004

Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew McConahay on either side of me.

Krusty the Clown would be trippydarkspineslayer

A zombie.

travisstaggs

This is the Creepiest and worst thing to wake up next to.

After a nice relaxing sleep i would not want to wake up next to a dead body?

a dead guy

That Snookie thing from Jersey Shore. raven_squad

Perez Hilton

You.

Myself. Chances are I'd still be dr...well ya.metallica_fan42

A rotting partially digested corpse sticking part way out of the butt of the elephant that ate it, who has a big saddle carrying a gorilla carrying a spear in one hand and a remote control in the other, which is connected by wire to a full size working replica of the Fat Man atomic bomb.guynamedbilly

Wow, someone has an overactive imagination... :P

As for my answer, I'd say anyone I'm related to or the Burger King mascot would be the worst, with any science-fiction movie alien being a close second.

That Snookie thing from Jersey Shore. raven_squad

Haha, zing! That would be pretty bad too...

[QUOTE="Baconbits2004"]a Succubus. I'd yell "go away succubus, I ain't got to three fity :x "harashawn

My naked family, only with all of their eyes replaced with anuses which are winking at me incessantly and seeping foul smelling gas. I wouldn't like that.

Has no one said Justin Bieber yet? I'm surprised!

Has no one said Justin Bieber yet? I'm surprised!

tepni