what would u do if jessica alba walked up to u and asked u out?

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#1 reyrocks619
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i would probably pee my pants
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#2 SolidSnake35
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Go along with it?
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Pinch myself, because I would be dreaming.
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#4 Decko5
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say sorry im gay

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#5 FragStains
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Punch her in the gut and tell her to go make another crappy movie.
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#6 fireball_016
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i would probably pee my pantsreyrocks619

I was gonna say poop my pants.

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#7 TheHimura
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I would turn her down. I have a little crush on her but I already have a girlfriend that I'd rather be with.
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#8 OblivionGuy07
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i would be happy
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#9 SolidSnake35
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Punch her in the gut and tell her to go make another crappy movie.FragStains
Knowing she's pregnant? >_>
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#10 II-FBIsniper-II
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I'd say yes.
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Look around speechless, confused, and paranoid.
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#12 smallcaplegend
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say "no"
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#13 Zentrenius
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I'd show her my eight-pack and whisk her away to a magical land of sexiness.
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My blood will accumulate in a certain place involuntarily.
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#15 locopatho
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Jump on her
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#17 Airsoul
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I dont think she is hot.. fine, but not hot.
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#18 Kuhu
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go with teh flow
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#19 markop2003
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be confused but play along anyway
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#20 aaronmullan
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Go out with her..
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#21 FragStains
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[QUOTE="FragStains"]Punch her in the gut and tell her to go make another crappy movie.SolidSnake35
Knowing she's pregnant? >_>

Ok...in the eye.
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#22 GrammarKills
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I would turn her down since Im already taken 0.o
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#23 TheHimura
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[QUOTE="SolidSnake35"][QUOTE="FragStains"]Punch her in the gut and tell her to go make another crappy movie.FragStains
Knowing she's pregnant? >_>

Ok...in the eye.

She's having babies in her eyes.

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#24 darksword1123
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I would tell her to get away from me.
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#25 ElectronicMagic
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I would say no, just to prove a point that Jessica Alba is severely overrated.
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#26 mattzz10
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Look for some hidden camera, or Aston Kutcher. And then probably pass out.
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#27 sinistergoggles
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I'd accept.
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#28 Bulldog19892
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I would be skeptical, but I'd say yes.
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#29 navigata
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Pff dats easy!

YES YES YES!! I would freak lol

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#30 SolidSnake35
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I would say no, just to prove a point that Jessica Alba is severely overrated.ElectronicMagic
I don't think you'd succeed. It's like those music threads... people wouldn't care even if they were the only person in the world who liked her; it'd be all the better, in fact. >_>
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[QUOTE="FragStains"]Punch her in the gut and tell her to go make another crappy movie.SolidSnake35
Knowing she's pregnant? >_>

I think she already gave birth. Meaning she's now, officially, a milf. Yummy....

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#32 ElectronicMagic
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[QUOTE="ElectronicMagic"]I would say no, just to prove a point that Jessica Alba is severely overrated.SolidSnake35
I don't think you'd succeed. It's like those music threads... people wouldn't care even if they were the only person in the world who liked her; it'd be all the better, in fact. >_>

Well in that case I might just have to date her just to tick off everyone that wouldn't care about the point I was trying to make. :P

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#33 THE_DRUGGIE
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I'd wake up and be severely disappointed.
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#34 Decko5
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[QUOTE="ElectronicMagic"]I would say no, just to prove a point that Jessica Alba is severely overrated.SolidSnake35
I don't think you'd succeed. It's like those music threads... people wouldn't care even if they were the only person in the world who liked her; it'd be all the better, in fact. >_>

have you seen her in bikini pics?

man that thing just looks so lucious

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#35 WSGRandomPerson
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Say no. I'm already waiting on someone else. >>;
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#36 Burnsmiesta
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Turn her down. Treat em mean, keep em keen boys.
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#37 SolidSnake35
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[QUOTE="SolidSnake35"][QUOTE="ElectronicMagic"]I would say no, just to prove a point that Jessica Alba is severely overrated.Decko5

I don't think you'd succeed. It's like those music threads... people wouldn't care even if they were the only person in the world who liked her; it'd be all the better, in fact. >_>

have you seen her in bikini pics?

man that thing just looks so lucious

No, I lost interest in her after seeing The Order of the Phoenix at the cinema. >.>
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#38 inyourface_12
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look around for ashton kutcher, he always pulling jokes on me >__>
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#39 ice144
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I'd tell her to go get checked first and come back to me with the results.
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#40 -AK47-
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I would get an erection if she came anywhere near me let alone ask me out. I would probably explode (yes ejaculate) before we even got to bed.
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#41 AtrumRegina
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I'd say " Sorry , I'm dating Eva Mendez " :P
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#42 ssc0n
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I'd say " Sorry , I'm dating Eva Mendez " :PAtrumRegina
....EWWW
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#43 KrisG7
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I'd look for Ashton Kutcher...
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#44 bearbones
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Undress.
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#46 Blood-Scribe
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I'd explain to her that I'm not interested.
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#47 ps3wizard45
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ask my parents if i could go out with her :oops:

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#48 Brainkiller05
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Kick her in the face, obviously.
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#49 -InsrtNameHere-
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I would tell her that I am taken, and leave. I'm quite happy with the relationship that I currently am in.
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#50 TheKonspiracy
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go with the flow, take some pics, sell it to the papz, get lots of money.