what would u do if jessica alba walked up to u and asked u out?

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#51 hokies1313
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Stammer my acceptance.
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#52 Almighty_Ganon
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Ask her to call me in two years so she doesn't get arrested for dating a teen.
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#54 Krigen89
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Wet dream... awake?
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#55 RabidChocobo1
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[QUOTE="FragStains"]Punch her in the gut and tell her to go make another crappy movie.SolidSnake35
Knowing she's pregnant? >_>

in that case im sure he meant to say falcon punch

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#56 Ronstera
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I will turn her down..

>___>

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#57 megagene
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I'd say "yes" this time.
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#58 legolasxbow
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Id say yes. she so fine
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#59 Kritical_Strike
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Yeah yeah I got punk'd, very funny Ashton :|
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#60 deactivated-5a79221380856
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I'd be in shock first off. Once the shock wears off, I'd say yes simply out of courtesy and I usually do it anyway. However, once doing so, I would question my choice. First off, Jessica Alba doesn't think too highly of sex. She doesn't see it as something that would require caution. It seems as though she's had sex with plenty of people before. Once these thoughts begin to resonate, I would wonder why should would ask me out. Does she truly love me or has she heard the rumors of my many talents in bed? My only option to find out would be to continue the relationship. In which case, I'd find out why she wanted to go out with me and see if we actually match up. If she really wanted me simply for the sex, then I'd probably just break up with her (before or after the sex, I don't know which :P), but if we connect for reasons besides the sex then I would be willing to stay with her. I'd think a few problems that might conflict the relationship might be her popularity, since I don't want to be seen by the paparazzi but I think I might deal with it if we fake our deaths and go live in some other country under different aliases.

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#61 VacantPsalm
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I'd say no, definitely. She's too old for me, (I think) she'd probably never stay with me for life, there would be other guys oogaling her all the time, she probably has many many STDs, I don't think I've watched any of her movies, and I'm pretty sure I'm gonna be happy never seeing them, she's not even my type, I need some legs to grab onto, I don't want all the ruckus of dating a movie star and did I say STDs? Yea, she's not really what I'm looking for. So I'd have to pass.
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#62 coylenintendo
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well i already have a girlfriend..

but idk, that's a once in a lifetime chance.

i could take advantage of the situation and just makeout with her or go even farther.

but then again, i don't cheat.. wow that'd be a stressful time :P

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#63 bman784
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Probably ask her what the hell she is doing asking me out. Am I the only one who doesn't find her THAT much more attractive than other women?
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#64 DJ-Lafleur
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I'd take her to my house and show her my awesome skillz at video games, then I would allow her to play with my joystick, if ya know what I mean. 8)
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#65 Berzz
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I would say thanks, but no thanks. Just to feel good for myself for the rest of my life, ha.
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#66 DrCoCoPiMp
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go with teh flowKuhu

I would shoop woop

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#67 Ilived
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I would say sure why not? Unless if you can't get girls, you shouldn't be thinking any different if it was even a normal girl.
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#68 VacantPsalm
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Probably ask her what the hell she is doing asking me out. Am I the only one who doesn't find her THAT much more attractive than other women?bman784
Nope, she's so not my type I wouldn't date her even if she was just a normal girl.
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#69 Blood-Scribe
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Probably ask her what the hell she is doing asking me out. Am I the only one who doesn't find her THAT much more attractive than other women?bman784

No, you're not the only one.

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#70 SpidersRMe
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One way or another, I'd exploit the situation for money.

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#71 Immortalsaiyan
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I'd day "you know i'm 16,right?"
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#73 cpo335
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[QUOTE="bman784"]Probably ask her what the hell she is doing asking me out. Am I the only one who doesn't find her THAT much more attractive than other women?Blood-Scribe

No, you're not the only one.

No, he is not. She is not that hot.
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#74 halo3-player
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Say "Your a cheater" and go away?
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#75 Evz0rz
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I would say this....

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#76 Yunvonn
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Eww pass, i'll tell her about her "fans" on GameSpot for you people though :)
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#77 zombieman666
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Say cool and go out with her

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#79 muirplayer
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If not for the looks, then the money.

Dig for that gold damnit. Don't be a basehead.

Didn't she get herpes from Derek Jeter?

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#80 stedtfeld
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I would know it's a joke so I guess I would go along with it
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#81 americahellyeah
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i would pray that there wasn't a camera hidden somewhere...and that its not all just a big joke...
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#82 I_pWnzz_YoU
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Say yes. Then we'd go back to my place for a little boom shakalakalaka (after a few drinks of course):lol:
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"Can we go next week, that's when I get paid."
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#84 choffy
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Look around for Ashton Kutcher
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#85 Fishbrain8
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'd say no and walk away, leaving her dumbfounded.
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#86 CheeseGuardian
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[QUOTE="reyrocks619"]i would probably pee my pantsfireball_016

I was gonna say poop my pants.

me too, we must be telepathically connected.

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#87 Fayt445
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Wake up.
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id be like :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
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#89 biggest_loser
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I would probably say no to her because I do not know her very well. She is also a lot older than me and I would not want further celebrity attention than that I have on Gamespot. I would not want to have a long distance relationship I might add. She lives in the US - I live in Australia.

I am also hoping to go out with someone else at the moment who is a lot closer to my age and goes to the same university as me.

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#90 Omni-Slash
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I'd tell her I'm not looking for a relationship..but if she wants some risque fun for an evening ....I'll ask the wife......:oops:
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#91 ShadowFlood
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I would turn her down...cause yeah, I don't think i'm going to go out for at least a few months....yeah...rejection hurts
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#93 chief_527
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I be like "sure, but no sex on the first date. I'm to shy."
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#94 Boba_Fett_3710
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I don't know about Jessica Alba. If it was Natalie Portman, that would be a different story.
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#95 Andrn
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'd say no and walk away, leaving her dumbfounded.Fishbrain8

^this, for reasons I don't really want to go into.

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#96 AIH_PSP
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Definitely go out with her.
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#97 dirtyd100
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I'd say "Sorry, I'm taken."
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#98 flammable_zeus
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I'd ask her why she's not busy cooking my food and cleaning my house.

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#99 Sharvie
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Say no i'm taken. Seriously. :|
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#100 courtneyygee
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I would say "Sorry, I don't swing that way, Honey"