What would you do if a zombie apocalypse were to occur!!!??

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#1 parkurtommo
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I would go to the kitchen for knives baby! :P

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#2 SomeRussianDude
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Kill stuff.
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#3 raven_squad
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Become a zombie.
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#4 22Toothpicks
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Barricade myself in the local Wal-Mart because it has all the supplies you will need. Of course, many people would probably have the same idea so I would probably have to do some killing...other then zombies.
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#5 Teenaged
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I'd think...

"Well with so many threads about the same tired issue in OT (and elsewhere I am sure).... it was bound to happen..."

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#6 trick_man01
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Pheonix downs... everywhere, instant win!
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#7 ScottMescudi
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I'd probably kill zombies and take pictures of them

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#8 mrmusicman247
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Pheonix downs... everywhere, instant win!trick_man01
Ha! I actually get this joke because I've been playing FFX, my first FF game.
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#9 Nibroc420
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I'd kill zombies...
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#10 KeitekeTokage
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Meet up with my immediate family and gf and work on a plan.
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#11 Overlord93
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Just a normal day. I doubt a zombie would be able to get through the doors to my house, and I don't usually go out anyway.
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#12 Overlord93
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Meet up with my immediate family and gf and work on a plan.KeitekeTokage
Can't fail

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#13 ScottMescudi
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Just a normal day. I doubt a zombie would be able to get through the doors to my house, and I don't usually go out anyway.Overlord93
Are you a depressed polar bear? I would be too especially with the ice caps melting :(
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#14 VisigothSaxon
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I would tag team with my bro and go murder some zeds. Hes got a samuria sword, maybe I'd use my electric guitar's for awhile. :P

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#15 Overlord93
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[QUOTE="Overlord93"]Just a normal day. I doubt a zombie would be able to get through the doors to my house, and I don't usually go out anyway.ScottMescudi
Are you a depressed polar bear? I would be too especially with the ice caps melting :(

Its not just that man, you wouldn't believe the amount of discrimination in modern society. I can't even get a job, every time I go into the interview they all run out screaming then I get tranquilized.
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#16 Fundai
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Every quiz I've taken says I'd be good for a while, so First I'd grab my already prepacked zombie survival kit, take a car and drive out into the mountains (Which is like the country where i live :P)

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#17 Fundai
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Oh and sorry but this thread isn't creative either :P

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#18 parkurtommo
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[QUOTE="Overlord93"]Just a normal day. I doubt a zombie would be able to get through the doors to my house, and I don't usually go out anyway.ScottMescudi
Are you a depressed polar bear? I would be too especially with the ice caps melting :(

Don't get too off-topic! :P Though I understand you seem to worry quite a bit about that.
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#19 Mega-Mustaine
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Go on a quest for a twinkie.

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#20 parkurtommo
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Oh and sorry but this thread isn't creative either :P

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I know :cry: What to do!!!! :cry:
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#21 FoolwithaLancer
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Depends, are they Shaun of the dead zombies or 2004 Dawn of The dead zombies. (Can they run and climb basically)
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#22 parkurtommo
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[QUOTE="ScottMescudi"][QUOTE="Overlord93"]Just a normal day. I doubt a zombie would be able to get through the doors to my house, and I don't usually go out anyway.Overlord93
Are you a depressed polar bear? I would be too especially with the ice caps melting :(

Its not just that man, you wouldn't believe the amount of discrimination in modern society. I can't even get a job, every time I go into the interview they all run out screaming then I get tranquilized.

Oh the humanity! :P
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#23 parkurtommo
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Depends, are they Shaun of the dead zombies or 2004 Dawn of The dead zombies. (Can they run and climb basically)FoolwithaLancer
They are like left for dead zombies, histerical and have a few super powers! :o
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#24 tocool340
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First order of business is moving to the nearest store and stocking up on food and supplies. Next would be to capture a Zombie and figure out a way to become invisible among their masses. Try all type of experiments (See what gives the zombie the impulse to attack people. Perhaps its the warmth of our bodies. Or other reasons....). That way, if I step out, I wouldn't have to worry too much about fearing zombies and wasting ammunition on them..... If the experiments fail, fortify the house I'm living in so I don't have to worry about scavengers or zombies....
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#25 FoolwithaLancer
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[QUOTE="FoolwithaLancer"]Depends, are they Shaun of the dead zombies or 2004 Dawn of The dead zombies. (Can they run and climb basically)parkurtommo
They are like left for dead zombies, histerical and have a few super powers! :o

**** that Imma chill seeing as you can't get infected by Left 4 Dead zombies.
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#26 Pffrbt
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Be happy that people will finally stop regurgitating this topic.

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#27 The-Tree
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Find a crowbar, gather what's left of my family and friends, pack up some food and water, and try to fortify my local prison.

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#28 Nibroc420
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[QUOTE="parkurtommo"][QUOTE="FoolwithaLancer"]Depends, are they Shaun of the dead zombies or 2004 Dawn of The dead zombies. (Can they run and climb basically)FoolwithaLancer
They are like left for dead zombies, histerical and have a few super powers! :o

**** that Imma chill seeing as you can't get infected by Left 4 Dead zombies.

l4d survivors are immune actually... The helicopter pilot got bitten and turned into a zombie after no mercy... So yeah, they can infect you ;)
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#29 CammiTac
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I'm pretty confident in my ability to die in that type of situation.

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#30 Nibroc420
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I'm pretty confident in my ability to die in that type of situation.

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So your answer is "Roll into a fetal position and wait for the nearest horde to find me"? Thats no fun, if you're gonna die in a zombie apocalypse, at least do some looting.
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#31 CRS98
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I would head for a tall building, but because I live in a small town on the shore, I would just get a ride on a boat with a bunch of food and wait until it all clears up. I just hope zombies can't operate boats.
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#32 NiKva
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Fortify my house, ask my neighbors to come and stay at my house and bring food and supplies, charge all electronics before the electricity goes out, fill up all containers with water before the water is not drinkable, then wait the zombie apocalypse out.

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#33 OrkHammer007
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Bunker down and wait for winter (which is usually around late October for us, though it could start as late as mid-November). Foray out occasionally for food and fuel. When winter hits, and the zombies freeze (since they're dead, they won't be generating enough body heat to keep from freezing solid) clean up the zombies around yard, maybe out to a 1 mile radius, then rearm and resupply.

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#34 Brean24
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It wouldn't happen, and I dont mean that in a "Derpy Derp zombies aren't real" sort of way, I mean that any decently equipped military would easily contain a zombie threat before it would do any real damage. It wouldn't take them 1000 bullets or thousands of deaths to realize"Hey we should shoot them in the head" the human race isn't that incompetent.

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#35 ScottMescudi
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[QUOTE="parkurtommo"][QUOTE="Overlord93"][QUOTE="ScottMescudi"] Are you a depressed polar bear? I would be too especially with the ice caps melting :(

Its not just that man, you wouldn't believe the amount of discrimination in modern society. I can't even get a job, every time I go into the interview they all run out screaming then I get tranquilized.

Oh the humanity! :P

Poor thing :cry:
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#36 MrMe1000
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i would go into survival mode

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#37 deactivated-5e376fa88bd45
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1. Go to military base.

2. Await military to wipe out the zombie threat

3. Go back home and resume life to relative normality.

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#38 ScottMescudi
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1. Go to military base.

2. Await military to wipe out the zombie threat

3. Go back home and resume life to relative normality.

doanm

Well in that case, a nuclear bomb wipe out. Ahem..Racoon City :P

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#39 VaguelyTagged
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i'd release my army of killbots.

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#40 horgen  Moderator
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I think I would play games, study and post here as usual and not realise there is a zombie uprising before it is to late.
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#41 NiKva
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1. Go to military base.

2. Await military to wipe out the zombie threat

3. Go back home and resume life to relative normality.

doanm
Military bases aren't as safe as you're suggesting. Many military families live on-base (or at least overseas), and not even half of the people working/living on the base have guns. If you were talking about an army base, that might be different, but if you go to an Air Force, Marines, or Navy base, you're sure to get bit by zombie children.
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#42 KnightSkull
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1. Wet myself

2. S*** myself

(I may do both together to save time)

3. Wait to get eaten by hordes of zombies

4. As a zombie, go round eating people until someone puts me down for good

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#43 Skarwolf
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Go somewhere cold zombies would freeze.

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#44 M4Ntan
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[QUOTE="parkurtommo"][QUOTE="FoolwithaLancer"]Depends, are they Shaun of the dead zombies or 2004 Dawn of The dead zombies. (Can they run and climb basically)FoolwithaLancer
They are like left for dead zombies, histerical and have a few super powers! :o

**** that Imma chill seeing as you can't get infected by Left 4 Dead zombies.

considering they can't open simple barricades, I would just stock up lots of food and water and be set.

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#45 ChaelaMcchubble
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I'd shoot them in the head!

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#46 Jackc8
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I'd hop in my car and head out to the country - I imagine zombies would be far less common out there. Maybe some farm family would take me in? I'm a good worker and a fairly good shot. A farm would be nice because it's somewhat self-sufficient.

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#47 CreasianDevaili
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Proceed to murder every living animal I can find except for some cattle on my farm and all of the farms close by. Then for the zombies..
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#48 leon2365
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depends on the zombie.

if its realistic, i would just live in a 2 story house and lock the door. problem taken care of.

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#49 The-Tree
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[QUOTE="FoolwithaLancer"][QUOTE="parkurtommo"] They are like left for dead zombies, histerical and have a few super powers! :oM4Ntan

**** that Imma chill seeing as you can't get infected by Left 4 Dead zombies.

considering they can't open simple barricades, I would just stock up lots of food and water and be set.

Just wait until a tank shows up and smashes out a side of your house. :P

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#50 berserker2389
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Turn on my ipod. Grab the chainsaw in the shed hope it's full of gas and go crazy.