what would you do if a zombie was chaseing you

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#1 jio-freed
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So speak and say what you would do.
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#2 jio-freed
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So speak and say what you would do.jio-freed
Well make it not to bad so that i don't get a report again
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#3 BumFluff122
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What type of zombie are we talking about here? A Left4Dead type Zombie or a Dead Rising type zombie?

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#4 clembo1990
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Walk slightly faster, their blood circulation is poor so they move and shuffle-speed.
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#5 Omni-Slash
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find the nearest phonebooth and take care of business...
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#6 harashawn
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If the zombie is female: Nothing. If it is male: try to kill it.
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#7 bdum_pshhh
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I'd pretend to be one of them and fake my way out. If that fails, I will call my friends from Mars to come and take care of them.
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#8 Vandalvideo
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I would to the d.a.n.c.e. Zombies have a weakness to dance.
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#9 gunswordfist
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Tell him I have an American High School education. My country is full of idiots so the zombie will walk away thinking that I have no brains to eat.
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#10 Mr_Lurker
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[QUOTE="jio-freed"]So speak and say what you would do.jio-freed
Well make it not to bad so that i don't get a report again

Talking to yourself is fun.
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#11 clembo1990
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I would to the d.a.n.c.e. Zombies have a weakness to dance.Vandalvideo
If anything it's the humans who can't resist the dance. *Posts Michael Jackson's Thriller*
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#12 JustPlainLucas
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Hold a conversation and ask him how he currently views his station in society now that he's no longer part of the living demographic.
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#13 Treflis
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Walk.
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#14 gingefails
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I'd probably wee myself and go climb a radio tower. If there were stones handy, I'd throw them. If not, I'd just stick to that tower.

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#15 jio-freed
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[QUOTE="jio-freed"][QUOTE="jio-freed"]So speak and say what you would do.Mr_Lurker
Well make it not to bad so that i don't get a report again

Talking to yourself is fun.

No its cause I don't know how to edit my posts
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#16 Mr_Lurker
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[QUOTE="Mr_Lurker"][QUOTE="jio-freed"]Well make it not to bad so that i don't get a report againjio-freed
Talking to yourself is fun.

No its cause I don't know how to edit my posts

Learn.
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#17 jio-freed
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[QUOTE="Mr_Lurker"][QUOTE="jio-freed"][QUOTE="Mr_Lurker"] Talking to yourself is fun.

No its cause I don't know how to edit my posts

Learn.

will do
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#18 789shadow
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What I should do: something other than run like hell.

What I would do: Run like hell.

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#19 Jak-25
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I would probably throw big stuff at it, and if that does not work I would probably keep throwing stuff and keep running until I am far, far away.

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#20 ferrari2001
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Well I would obviously dance the night away with him of course. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjpgaT-zjxQ
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#21 Johnny-Quest
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Poop, pee and vomit in my pants.
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#22 KOTORkicker
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I'd probably lead him to the edge of a cliff and then get in a car and ram him off. It would be a big cliff too. Safe! :)
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#23 Anti-Venom
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I would invite it over for some rounds of Halo
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#24 sonic__323
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I would mess around with it and then I kill it.

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#25 worthyofnote
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Hold a conversation and ask him how he currently views his station in society now that he's no longer part of the living demographic.JustPlainLucas
Yes, intellectual conversations with the undead. It confuses them. I have yet to meet a scholarly zombie. And if that were to fail, I'd chase him/her and see how they like it.
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#26 BradHummr
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Honestly if I saw a zombie I would probably triple-take and try and talk to it. Once I was sure it wasn't a zombie, I'd keep my distance but not outrun it. I'd rather keep an eye on it than have it hunting me. If I didn't have a phone, I'd lead it to one so I could call people who cared. The police would think I was joking, so I'd probably call a family member and ask what I should do. If all else fails, I grab something to hit it with and beat it till it can't move.
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#27 mattykovax
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Kill it. my own personal code of ethics says thou shall not suffer the undead to live. True story.

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#28 chugachea
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I would have a sexy party... seriously though, i would cry and run at the same time and try to find something to barricade my self into a small space like a janitors closet or something...

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#29 dodgerblue13
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Beat him with a Wiffle bat.
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#30 Mr_Oblivio
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I would try and re-enact some of the scenes fromSean of the Dead.

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#31 raven_squad
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Try to get away from it without confrontation.... no need to take an unnecessary risk for becoming infected (presuming it will be caused by an infection...). If I cant, find the nearest extremely heavy blunt object, or the nearest long sharp object. :|
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#32 Lief_Ericson
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Basically

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#33 gunswordfist
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[QUOTE="Lief_Ericson"]

Basically

Green Lantern?
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#34 michael_1234576
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I would post about it on gamespot

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#35 Lief_Ericson
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[QUOTE="Lief_Ericson"]

Basically

gunswordfist

Green Lantern?

No I would blow it up with the Death Star

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#36 sukraj
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i would hide under a rock.

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#37 MetaKnight50
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Im not very sure....Id guess I would play my Ds, then i would ask if he had one. You never said it ate brains
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#38 fanboy-buster
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I would make him create a GS account...and then add him as a friend
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#39 StrawberryHill
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[QUOTE="jio-freed"][QUOTE="Mr_Lurker"] Talking to yourself is fun.Mr_Lurker
No its cause I don't know how to edit my posts

Learn.

It's easy. Look at your post, and focus on the lower right hand corner of your post box. There is a drop down menu (select an action below) that will give you the option of editing your post...or even deleting it, if you wish.

As for zombies, I'd just run.

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#40 D3nnyCrane
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I'd try out all the old wrestling moves I was never allowed to perform on my kid brother as a tacker. Haha could do a Piledriver and say "rest in peace" without a hint of irony.
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#41 zombie_forumite
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I would make him create a GS account...and then add him as a friendfanboy-buster
How you think i got here..... .......:P
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#43 fanboy-buster
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[QUOTE="fanboy-buster"]I would make him create a GS account...and then add him as a friendzombie_forumite
How you think i got here..... .......:P

Who made you do this? It must've been an awful person to make you suffer like this D:
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#44 Juggernaut140
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Walk slightly faster, their blood circulation is poor so they move and shuffle-speed.clembo1990
That's not why zombies are slow Personally, I'd GTFO and try to find a police officer.
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#45 SegaGenesisfan
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do the thriller dance.

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#46 NFS102
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I would do a barrel roll.
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#47 zombie_forumite
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[QUOTE="zombie_forumite"][QUOTE="fanboy-buster"]I would make him create a GS account...and then add him as a friendfanboy-buster
How you think i got here..... .......:P

Who made you do this? It must've been an awful person to make you suffer like this D:

Stalkers....seriously.
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#48 modestkraut1291
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sprint a good mile ahead of it so i have enough time to perform a ....

KA....ME.....HA....ME.....HA!!!!!!!!!!

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#49 modestkraut1291
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[QUOTE="clembo1990"]Walk slightly faster, their blood circulation is poor so they move and shuffle-speed.Juggernaut140
That's not why zombies are slow Personally, I'd GTFO and try to find a police officer.

chief wiggum? how about Sheriff from squidbillies? or robert from everybody loves raymond?

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#50 Anti-Repellent
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Turn around and take a picture of it.

They look so silly when chasing after prey!

Then probably get somewhere up high and tease the hell out of it. (: