What would you do if you got tasered with no reason?

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#1 Makemap
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What would you do if you got tasered with no reason?

I'd get ehm back one day. :x

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#2 10thwonder
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Shake on the ground and soil myself.

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I'd get electrified, and probably fall to the ground.
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#4 nynthninja
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probably shake it like a polaroid pictuaaaaa
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#5 thriteenthmonke
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I'd probably take legal action.
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#6 Unknown_Hero3
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Well i don't know how much it hurts, but it's probably more painful than i think.

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#7 z4twenny
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i'd probably have seizures

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#8 Wilfred_Owen
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I'd take it and later get back up and grab my bat I keep around. Find whoever did it and break their back.
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#9 duxup
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I'd probably fall down to the ground.
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#10 topsemag55
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First I would lie on the ground saying something like "Oh, crap." :lol:

Then I would get an attorney.

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#11 MgamerBD
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Do the Matrix when my knees buckle.
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#12 -Fromage-
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I'd probably be angry and in some pain.
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#13 Patatopan
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I'd stiffen up, fall to the floor, and flop around a bit.

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#14 194197844077667059316682358889
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Curse myself for failing to use my safeword "Don't tase me, bro!" or for not choosing a more concise safeword.
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#15 shoot-first
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Find the person who did it and make their life a living hell then, destroy them!

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#16 Jfisch93
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Attack the person after the shocking was over.

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#17 Hungry_bunny
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I would absorb the shock and immediately go super saiyan on them...
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#18 nynthninja
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I'd stiffen up, fall to the floor, and flop around a bit.

Patatopan
thats a dance move i used at frat parties we called it the sardine...or being rufed
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#19 Lord_Daemon
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I suppose eventually collect my settlement check and pay off a few credit card bills.

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#20 skelebull3000
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I'd bleed on the guy. That'd show'em!

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#21 194197844077667059316682358889
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Alternately, I might parkour my way up a utlity pole and magically grind away on the powerlines while sobbing loudly
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#22 muller39
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i would be pissed off after i got up off the ground after being passed out from hitting my head on the curb

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#23 Null--Fox
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After I get tasered, I get back up and yell WTF.

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#24 DaBrainz
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I've always wondered that if you get tazed and grab the person tazin you, does that person get tazed also? If so I would fight my way to that person and grab their ankles.

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#25 tofu-lion91
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Get up and punch the officer in the face
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#26 Random__
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After being able to get back up. Beat the **** out of the person who did it.

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#27 cousin_eddy
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id absorb the electricity and shoot it back at them Goku style.
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#28 nocoolnamejim
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Hmm. Probably cry. Nobody is very manly when they just got tasered. Not even me. :P
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#29 WasntAvailable
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I would probably be shocked, and then I wouldfeel very unplesantlysuprised.

I'm suprised no one went for that yet.

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#30 vidplayer8
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Shake on the ground and soil myself.

10thwonder

lol, this one is pretty funny,

To take the question more seriously, I guess I would file a complaint or press charges. Especially if it was embarassing, and on the interwebz.

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#31 tbone29
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Scream, "DON'T TASER ME BRO!!!!"
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#32 pygmahia5
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probably fall on the ground.
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#33 FreezeBlast95
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Obviously

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#34 chAzN93
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couldnt really do anything....so nothing
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#35 Dantheman102100
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Convulse probably. Following I'd probably beat the heck out of who dunnit.
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#36 AFraud
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Probably pull out my Five Seven and shoot the cop.

His vest wouldn't protect him. The rounds are armor piercing.

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#37 lilasianwonder
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Douse the person with gasoline and taser them till they catch on fire.

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#38 StrawberryHill
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Shake on the ground and soil myself.

10thwonder

Pretty much, this.^

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#39 Shhadow_Viper
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[QUOTE="10thwonder"]

Shake on the ground and soil myself.

StrawberryHill

Pretty much, this.^

Yup. Maybe even flop around like a fish out of water.