What would you do, if you ran out toilet paper?

  • 119 results
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3

This topic is locked from further discussion.

Avatar image for KDP187
KDP187

25

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#1 KDP187
Member since 2008 • 25 Posts

You know some people i've met before clean their tushy with their bare hands!
That is discusting,dirty and you get a hepatitis infected hand without proper sanitizement,anyway this idea came to mind to ask this question.

What are you going to do if you run out of toilet paper and you just took a good dump?

For me when i was young i used to get t-shirts and now when it occasionally happens i get a sock. But i always check how much it's left and approximiate and then decide if i should take it.

Avatar image for wii60_3
wii60_3

2017

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 4

User Lists: 0

#2 wii60_3
Member since 2007 • 2017 Posts
Wash my *** that's why there is soap
Avatar image for Film-Guy
Film-Guy

26778

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#3 Film-Guy
Member since 2007 • 26778 Posts
*shoots self in head*
Avatar image for 76ers
76ers

4747

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#4 76ers
Member since 2005 • 4747 Posts
I'd probably take my boxers off to wipe with that. Then throw it out. I'd just have to go through the rest of the day boxerless (if I was at a public place).
Avatar image for wii60_3
wii60_3

2017

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 4

User Lists: 0

#5 wii60_3
Member since 2007 • 2017 Posts
T-shirt ,sock?'Shoots self in head too'
Avatar image for Vilot_Hero
Vilot_Hero

4522

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#6 Vilot_Hero
Member since 2008 • 4522 Posts
Realise that I'm screwed and life is over:P
Avatar image for Guiltfeeder566
Guiltfeeder566

10068

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#7 Guiltfeeder566
Member since 2005 • 10068 Posts
Paper towel/napkin.
Avatar image for icarus212001
icarus212001

2744

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 2

User Lists: 0

#8 icarus212001
Member since 2007 • 2744 Posts
i'd cry...or use my neighbors couch
Avatar image for Wetall_basic
Wetall_basic

4086

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#9 Wetall_basic
Member since 2003 • 4086 Posts
I think you just have to ask your self the question WWMD?What would Macgyver do?
Avatar image for darkfox101
darkfox101

7055

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#10 darkfox101
Member since 2004 • 7055 Posts
yell MOMMMMMMMMM,
Avatar image for B05T0N
B05T0N

7051

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#11 B05T0N
Member since 2007 • 7051 Posts
That's an epic first post...
Avatar image for tzar3
tzar3

12393

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 2

User Lists: 0

#12 tzar3
Member since 2006 • 12393 Posts
Fingers, hehehe.
Avatar image for Sonir77
Sonir77

1846

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#13 Sonir77
Member since 2006 • 1846 Posts
ewww
Avatar image for _Navox_
_Navox_

25

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#14 _Navox_
Member since 2008 • 25 Posts
Use the person's socks in the stall next to me.
Avatar image for Clinik
Clinik

218

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#15 Clinik
Member since 2008 • 218 Posts
There's a shower right beside my toilet...
Avatar image for Film-Guy
Film-Guy

26778

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#16 Film-Guy
Member since 2007 • 26778 Posts

Use the person's socks in the stall next to me. _Navox_

Wouldnt he notice that?

Avatar image for sinistergoggles
sinistergoggles

9919

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 4

User Lists: 0

#17 sinistergoggles
Member since 2005 • 9919 Posts
I always check to make sure there's enough to get the job done before I go.
Avatar image for Sykoh
Sykoh

1177

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#18 Sykoh
Member since 2007 • 1177 Posts

I would use my toungue.

Avatar image for Vilot_Hero
Vilot_Hero

4522

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#19 Vilot_Hero
Member since 2008 • 4522 Posts

I would use my toungue.

Sykoh
How epic:|
Avatar image for _Navox_
_Navox_

25

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#20 _Navox_
Member since 2008 • 25 Posts

[QUOTE="_Navox_"]Use the person's socks in the stall next to me. Film-Guy

Wouldnt he notice that?

You should always carry an extra bottle of chloroform for such a situation.

Avatar image for SolidSnake35
SolidSnake35

58971

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 7

User Lists: 3

#21 SolidSnake35
Member since 2005 • 58971 Posts
I'd notice prior to the, erm... problem... ever occurring.
Avatar image for lugiemojeed
lugiemojeed

8785

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#22 lugiemojeed
Member since 2004 • 8785 Posts
i'll be a typical nigerian and use my hand and water.
Avatar image for tzar3
tzar3

12393

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 2

User Lists: 0

#23 tzar3
Member since 2006 • 12393 Posts

I would use my toungue.

Sykoh

How the hell?

Uggghh. :cry:

Avatar image for Thorpe89
Thorpe89

16902

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 52

User Lists: 0

#24 Thorpe89
Member since 2004 • 16902 Posts
I make sure to bring my own paper.
Avatar image for Napster06
Napster06

5659

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 9

User Lists: 0

#25 Napster06
Member since 2004 • 5659 Posts

***Runs into cubicle***

Checks for toilet paper first.

**No paper....

Runs into next cubicle

Avatar image for MattUD1
MattUD1

20715

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#26 MattUD1
Member since 2004 • 20715 Posts
I just wouldn't wipe.
Avatar image for Oborozukiyo
Oborozukiyo

1967

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#27 Oborozukiyo
Member since 2007 • 1967 Posts
If the floor is carpeted i'm good.
Avatar image for Vilot_Hero
Vilot_Hero

4522

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#28 Vilot_Hero
Member since 2008 • 4522 Posts
I just wouldn't wipe.MattUD1
Lol @ your sig, So many awesome sigs on gamespot.
Avatar image for Spazoid
Spazoid

446

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#29 Spazoid
Member since 2003 • 446 Posts
I check if theres toiletpaper first.
If there wasn't any and I was at home, I'd yell for someone to get me some or tissues. If no one is home I'd grab some tissues/paper towels.
If I'm in a public place such as school I'd ask someone to hand me some, if there isn't any they'd get some tissues or paper towels from a cla ssroom. If no ones around I'll just move to another stall.
Avatar image for gatorforlife07
gatorforlife07

1098

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 19

User Lists: 0

#30 gatorforlife07
Member since 2007 • 1098 Posts
I would cry
Avatar image for rowzzr
rowzzr

2375

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: -2

User Lists: 0

#31 rowzzr
Member since 2005 • 2375 Posts
i took a **** in school once. didnt have some toilet paper so i used my hanky.
Avatar image for flying_ramen
flying_ramen

602

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#32 flying_ramen
Member since 2006 • 602 Posts
sick, dunno what i'd do,
Avatar image for spawnassasin
spawnassasin

18702

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#33 spawnassasin
Member since 2006 • 18702 Posts
use the the cat or try to salvage what paper i could find
Avatar image for kitty
kitty

115479

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 2

User Lists: 0

#34 kitty  Moderator
Member since 2006 • 115479 Posts
we never run out :|
Avatar image for Film-Guy
Film-Guy

26778

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#35 Film-Guy
Member since 2007 • 26778 Posts

I make sure to bring my own paper.Thorpe89

Do you walk around holding toilet paper in public places just in case:shock:

Avatar image for destinhpark
destinhpark

4831

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 12

User Lists: 0

#36 destinhpark
Member since 2006 • 4831 Posts
dude, socks. thats still gross. luckily for me, i keep some handy paper towels under my sink as well as TP. so if im out of tp, ill go with the pt!
Avatar image for spawnassasin
spawnassasin

18702

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#37 spawnassasin
Member since 2006 • 18702 Posts

we never run out :|2ndWonder

lol that reminds me of the time my aunt and uncle bought a huge box of TP, the box was the size of a refrigerator box to

Avatar image for kitty
kitty

115479

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 2

User Lists: 0

#38 kitty  Moderator
Member since 2006 • 115479 Posts
lol that reminds me of the time my aunt and uncle bought a huge box of TP, the box was the size of a refrigerator box tospawnassasin
i wonder where they got that at? We have two bathrooms, so i usually check the bathroom before i go in there... plus they both have closets for towels and stuff, so we usually keep them loaded with "TP"
Avatar image for Link256
Link256

29195

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#39 Link256
Member since 2005 • 29195 Posts

If its in public, check first.

If its at home, paper towels.

Avatar image for Thorpe89
Thorpe89

16902

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 52

User Lists: 0

#40 Thorpe89
Member since 2004 • 16902 Posts

[QUOTE="Thorpe89"]I make sure to bring my own paper.Film-Guy

Do you walk around holding toilet paper in public places just in case:shock:

Yes, in my backpack. ;)

Avatar image for spawnassasin
spawnassasin

18702

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#41 spawnassasin
Member since 2006 • 18702 Posts

[QUOTE="spawnassasin"] lol that reminds me of the time my aunt and uncle bought a huge box of TP, the box was the size of a refrigerator box to2ndWonder
i wonder where they got that at? We have two bathrooms, so i usually check the bathroom before i go in there... plus they both have closets for towels and stuff, so we usually keep them loaded with "TP"

i think it was sams or walmart but it lasted like 3 or 4 months

Avatar image for Food_Nipple
Food_Nipple

8379

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#42 Food_Nipple
Member since 2003 • 8379 Posts
use tissues
Avatar image for simpsons1fan
simpsons1fan

3056

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#43 simpsons1fan
Member since 2005 • 3056 Posts
i did it about 3 hours ago actually.. but luckfully i was able to sneak to the other bathroom and get some..
Avatar image for zeroordie89
zeroordie89

807

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#44 zeroordie89
Member since 2008 • 807 Posts
use barbed wire :P
Avatar image for spawnassasin
spawnassasin

18702

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#45 spawnassasin
Member since 2006 • 18702 Posts

use barbed wire :Pzeroordie89

:|

Avatar image for spawnassasin
spawnassasin

18702

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#46 spawnassasin
Member since 2006 • 18702 Posts

use tissuesFood_Nipple

uhhhmmm what if your finger broke though it

Avatar image for error11
error11

7163

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 9

User Lists: 0

#47 error11
Member since 2006 • 7163 Posts
I would probably use my face...
Avatar image for kitty
kitty

115479

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 2

User Lists: 0

#48 kitty  Moderator
Member since 2006 • 115479 Posts
i think it was sams or walmart but it lasted like 3 or 4 monthsspawnassasin
3 to 4 months, thats insane.
Avatar image for beedup91
beedup91

403

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 3

User Lists: 0

#49 beedup91
Member since 2007 • 403 Posts

My toothbrush

Avatar image for 76ers
76ers

4747

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#50 76ers
Member since 2005 • 4747 Posts

[QUOTE="Food_Nipple"]use tissuesspawnassasin

uhhhmmm what if your finger broke though it

yum