What would you do, if you ran out toilet paper?

My toothbrush

beedup91

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My toothbrush

beedup91

now that woouldnt taste very good.

[QUOTE="Film-Guy"]

[QUOTE="Thorpe89"]I make sure to bring my own paper.Thorpe89

Do you walk around holding toilet paper in public places just in case:shock:

Yes, in my backpack. ;)

Do you use the backpack as a trash container for the used paper:o

***Runs into cubicle***

Checks for toilet paper first.

**No paper....

Runs into next cubicle

Napster06

That's what I do :)

You know some people i've met before clean their tushy with their bare hands!
That is discusting,dirty and you get a hepatitis infected hand without proper sanitizement,anyway this idea came to mind to ask this question.

What are you going to do if you run out of toilet paper and you just took a good dump?

For me when i was young i used to get t-shirts and now when it occasionally happens i get a sock. But i always check how much it's left and approximiate and then decide if i should take it.

KDP187

dude what??? I ve never been in too many situations where ive had to use my shirt lol. I did have to use my boxers tho and then I threw them away. If i run out of toilet paper at my house, I just waddle over to where the wrapped up toilet paper is and grab that and use it.

I usually would just use a towel, then toss it in the hamper. Or, crab walk myself to the closet and get another roll.. Taggsai

I always check to make sure there's enough to get the job done before I go.sinistergoggles

same

[QUOTE="sinistergoggles"]I always check to make sure there's enough to get the job done before I go.abdelmessih101

same

but what if there wasnt enough and you really had to go

100 posts yay!!!!

You know some people i've met before clean their tushy with their bare hands!
That is discusting,dirty and you get a hepatitis infected hand without proper sanitizement,anyway this idea came to mind to ask this question.

What are you going to do if you run out of toilet paper and you just took a good dump?

For me when i was young i used to get t-shirts and now when it occasionally happens i get a sock. But i always check how much it's left and approximiate and then decide if i should take it.

KDP187

It sounds like you've had that problem quite often..its never happened to me. I make sure there is plenty of toilet paper before i go.

i ran out of toilet paper about a week ago. i've been using paper towels.maximusmmii

Dont get to go down to the shops much?

This has got to be one of the few funny threads I see on OT.

I just wouldn't wipe.MattUD1

Same here.

Wash with bare hands + Antibacterial Soap then wash your hands again after is more hygenic than just using a paper. When there is a tissue I use that first before doing the step I mentioned earlier. If your disgusted to touch your own waste then you should be disgusted more if you dont clean your *ss thouroughly. Thats also the reason why I dont drop on public toilets, I can hold it until I reach home when if I feel it. I'm not satisfied with just tissues or papers.

call 911fallconet

HAHA that would be a very awkward conversation.

Call pizza hut and have them deliver a pizza to the toilet and drop it in front of the cubicle where the $ will be and ask them to get some paper towels along. Then after this traumatic experience is over, at least I'll have pizza to make me feel better :)

Why would I run in toilet paper in the first place? :roll:

I make sure to bring my own paper.Thorpe89

I would normally like to carry a roll everywhere I go... but sometimes my pockets just aren't big enough to hide them in. Then again there aren't that many people I know who bring TP with them everywhere... then again I use a roll just for facial tissue. :?

I just got off the toilet and I ran out but luckily I got this toilet that shoots water at your *** and cleans it with strong spray, medium spray, or soft spray, and you can choose cold, warm, hot for the tempurature I choose strong, spray and turn it on cold for that little zing. cowboymonkey21

ooh! :shock: You have a bidet... cool! :P

Call pizza hut and have them deliver a pizza to the toilet and drop it in front of the cubicle where the $ will be and ask them to get some paper towels along. Then after this traumatic experience is over, at least I'll have pizza to make me feel better :)

SolidsnakeY15

Paper towel/napkin.Guiltfeeder566

That, tissue, or a last resort: a leaf.

Possibly the funniest thread ever.

I guess I would just walk around w/ mud butt. :/

[QUOTE="maximusmmii"]i ran out of toilet paper about a week ago. i've been using paper towels.Rattlesnake_8

Dont get to go down to the shops much?

i live next door to a duane reade. i just don't have any money at the moment.

[QUOTE="fallconet"]call 911KDP187

HAHA that would be a very awkward conversation.

lol i can just imagine it

operator-911 whats your emergence

fallconet-OMG its terrible

op-what whats the problem

fallconet-OMG were out there no-more left

op-sir calm down

fallconet-ZOMG were out of tp

op-*hangs up*

[QUOTE="Rattlesnake_8"]

[QUOTE="maximusmmii"]i ran out of toilet paper about a week ago. i've been using paper towels.maximusmmii

Dont get to go down to the shops much?

i live next door to a duane reade. i just don't have any money at the moment.

I get into this blood thirsty rage, go all green, clothes tear apart.... oh wait that's what the hulk would do...

Na I got nothing, though in all honesty I wouldn't clean, instead go to a store get tp get home, clean my behind and change underpants.... >.>