what would you do if your dad forced you to wear a turban?

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#1 hadoken
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what would you do if you still lived with your dad and he randomly said one day "if you dont start wearing a turban, im kicking you out of the house right now"

and if youre a girl you have to wear a turban ontop of a turban

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#2 d_parker
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Get kicked out. Go live in a foster home. And when your dad gets old and feeble and needs your help tell him to go to hell.

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#3 EVOLV3
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lolwut. Uhhh I guess I'd have to find a new place to live

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#4 SilentSoprano
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Put a rag on my head and call it a turban.

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#5 NiKva
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Get kicked out. It's probably a sign that he doesn't want my girlfriend freeloading at our house. Also, I don't have a girlfriend. This is a what if situation, I can make anything possible :)
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#6 Barbariser
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Ignore him unless my mom makes the same demand.

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#7 Sandulf29
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and if youre a girl you have to wear a turban ontop of a turban

hadoken
that doesn't even make sense but then neither does the thread. but yes if my existence livelihood on it I would wear a turban
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#8 Victorious_Fize
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Haha, sure why not? Better than what I wear on my head anyway, much less hassle I hear.
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#9 deactivated-6243ee9902175
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I'd carry a sword too and say I was Sikh.

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#10 ghoklebutter
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and if youre a girl you have to wear a turban ontop of a turban

hadoken
what
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#11 jJaAmMeEsS2184
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i'd say im jewish

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#12 Shadowchronicle
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Put a rag on my head and call it a turban.

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:lol: I would do that.
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#13 deactivated-5a79221380856
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This thread is so arbitrary.
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#14 SilentSoprano
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This thread is so arbitrary.Genetic_Code

Shutup, Chloe.

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#15 branketra
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Hadoken. You make good threads.
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#16 DecadesOfGaming
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I'de dig a hole for him next to where I buried his wife!

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#17 deactivated-5d25ae64ef918
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I'd wear a red turban and move out myself, keeping it on and not wearing a shirt. Showing off my physique. Then go around killing cops.
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#18 1PMrFister
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I'd walk around in a huge coat and randomly open it wide while shouting "ALLAH ACKBAR!" in large crowds.
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#19 deactivated-5a79221380856
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[QUOTE="Genetic_Code"]This thread is so arbitrary.SilentSoprano

Shutup, Chloe.

I'm kidding, by the way.

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#20 Moriarity_
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I would wear a hat. If that's not good enough then he can go to hell.
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#21 DJ-PRIME90
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i'd tell him good luck with that... i dont have nearly enough hair to even start a turban... or even to make one of those bun turbans, whatever they're called

can I carry a sword around with me in public and wear a house coat outside too?

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#22 cheese_game619
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toasting in a hadoken bread I would try it out and if I didn't like it I would make hollow threats of violence toward my father.
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#23 weezyfb
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i would, never wore one before, it sounds like fun
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#24 Parandrus
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Haha, sure why not? Better than what I wear on my head anyway, much less hassle I hear.Victorious_Fize
What is it that you wear?
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#25 Sedin44
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Haha I love this question, good stuff. Either way you kinda lose. People who might wear the will think your mocking and others will just poke fun. I feel like I could talk my way out of it and make them think it was cool. I would probably jump pimp it out. XMAS time prob top it off with some xmas lights and a bow on top.

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#26 pygmahia5
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not wear it and move with a friend i guess. assuming id be in middle/high school when he did this.
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#27 Ilovegames1992
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Get kicked out. Go live in a foster home. And when your dad gets old and feeble and needs your help tell him to go to hell.

d_parker

Jesus....

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#28 CammiTac
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If I had a dad and was still a child living at his home, and he told me that I had to wear a turban on top of a turban, I'd guess I'd be wearing a turban on top of a turban. I cave pretty easily. If I wasn't a child, I'd move out, because that would probably be a better option anyway.
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#29 deactivated-597bb01c846a2
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Turbans are ****ing cool.

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#30 187umKILLAH
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I'd tell him No and to respect my right to choose my own beliefs which don't include wearing a silly rag on my head, if that doesn't work I'd eat a bacon sandwich in front of him while reading the bible and agree to wear the turban if he agrees to eat bacon every day and go to church, if that fails I'd cut his head off in his sleep and stick it on a pole and claim it to be the will of Allah the most merciful god.

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#31 Blue-Sky
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Turbans have more to do with location than religion. Particularly, dry, desert regions with rough wheather. If your dad told you to wear it, he's most likely looking out for your health.

When I was a kid, my mom used to force me to wear a jacket during the winter. Even when it wasn't that cold :(

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#32 deactivated-5f9e3c6a83e51
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I'd move out of the house. Especially since I am an adult.

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#33 cee1gee
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who wouldnt rock a turban to live rent free?
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#34 Bucked20
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I would wear the Turban and grow my hair so I could get dreads
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#35 PernicioEnigma
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I'd shove the turban down his throat.
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#36 wis3boi
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if dad gives you a turban, find a new dad

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#37 mindstorm
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Imagine with me a sailor mouthed, bearded old man who is a mechanic, motorcycle rider, and, according to some people, a redneck. With that image in mind, you have now pictured my dad. Now imagine him asking me, a seminary student, to wear a turban. In light of this odd scenario, I find it difficult to imagine how I would respond beyond confusion.
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Imagine with me a sailor mouthed, bearded old man who is a mechanic, motorcycle rider, and, according to some people, a redneck. With that image in mind, you have now pictured my dad. Now imagine him asking me, a seminary student, to wear a turban. In light of this odd scenario, I find it difficult to imagine how I would respond beyond confusion.mindstorm
just say "Does Wayne Brady have to hit a *****?" :D
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#39 Victorious_Fize
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I'd tell him No and to respect my right to choose my own beliefs which don't include wearing a silly rag on my head, if that doesn't work I'd eat a bacon sandwich in front of him while reading the bible and agree to wear the turban if he agrees to eat bacon every day and go to church, if that fails I'd cut his head off in his sleep and stick it on a pole and claim it to be the will of Allah the most merciful god.

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Turbans are not religious. :|
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#40 Victorious_Fize
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[QUOTE="Victorious_Fize"]Haha, sure why not? Better than what I wear on my head anyway, much less hassle I hear.Parandrus
What is it that you wear?

Shemagh.
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#41 CRS98
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I don't live with my dad anymore so I would call the cops.
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#42 mindstorm
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[QUOTE="mindstorm"]Imagine with me a sailor mouthed, bearded old man who is a mechanic, motorcycle rider, and, according to some people, a redneck. With that image in mind, you have now pictured my dad. Now imagine him asking me, a seminary student, to wear a turban. In light of this odd scenario, I find it difficult to imagine how I would respond beyond confusion.wis3boi
just say "Does Wayne Brady have to hit a *****?" :D

Being that my dad has never once heard me or heard of me say any sort of "bad language," he himself would respond in simple confusion.
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#43 wii60_3
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im a sikh so that is perfectly viable lolz
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#44 VanHelsingBoA64
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Not be a little insolent b!tch and deal with it. It's a turban, who cares.
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#45 Kelayr
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what would you do if you still lived with your dad and he randomly said one day "if you dont start wearing a turban, im kicking you out of the house right now"

hadoken
"Bye Dad!"
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#46 SPYDER0416
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I just want to reiterate this.

Hadoken, if you were dangling off a cliff and I had enough strength to save both you AND Hitler I'd let you fall off just so I could make sure I had enough strength to save Hitler.

Not because I hate you, but because of threads like this.

Also nobody forces me to do ****! I'm a free man!

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#47 punkpunker
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i'm thinking of making a turban made of bread...

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#48 cheese_game619
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I just want to reiterate this.

Hadoken, if you were dangling off a cliff and I had enough strength to save both you AND Hitler I'd let you fall off just so I could make sure I had enough strength to save Hitler.

Not because I hate you, but because of threads like this.

Also nobody forces me to do ****! I'm a free man!

SPYDER0416

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HFHsF-zJy4

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#49 Anterline
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Get kicked out.
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#50 Jackc8
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Same thing I'd always do when dad laid down the law - ignore him.