what would you do if you still lived with your dad and he randomly said one day "if you dont start wearing a turban, im kicking you out of the house right now"
and if youre a girl you have to wear a turban ontop of a turban
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[QUOTE="Genetic_Code"]This thread is so arbitrary.SilentSoprano
Shutup, Chloe.
I'm kidding, by the way.
i'd tell him good luck with that... i dont have nearly enough hair to even start a turban... or even to make one of those bun turbans, whatever they're called
can I carry a sword around with me in public and wear a house coat outside too?
Haha I love this question, good stuff. Either way you kinda lose. People who might wear the will think your mocking and others will just poke fun. I feel like I could talk my way out of it and make them think it was cool. I would probably jump pimp it out. XMAS time prob top it off with some xmas lights and a bow on top.
Get kicked out. Go live in a foster home. And when your dad gets old and feeble and needs your help tell him to go to hell.
d_parker
Jesus....
I'd tell him No and to respect my right to choose my own beliefs which don't include wearing a silly rag on my head, if that doesn't work I'd eat a bacon sandwich in front of him while reading the bible and agree to wear the turban if he agrees to eat bacon every day and go to church, if that fails I'd cut his head off in his sleep and stick it on a pole and claim it to be the will of Allah the most merciful god.
Turbans have more to do with location than religion. Particularly, dry, desert regions with rough wheather. If your dad told you to wear it, he's most likely looking out for your health.
When I was a kid, my mom used to force me to wear a jacket during the winter. Even when it wasn't that cold :(
Imagine with me a sailor mouthed, bearded old man who is a mechanic, motorcycle rider, and, according to some people, a redneck. With that image in mind, you have now pictured my dad. Now imagine him asking me, a seminary student, to wear a turban. In light of this odd scenario, I find it difficult to imagine how I would respond beyond confusion.mindstormjust say "Does Wayne Brady have to hit a *****?" :D
Turbans are not religious. :|I'd tell him No and to respect my right to choose my own beliefs which don't include wearing a silly rag on my head, if that doesn't work I'd eat a bacon sandwich in front of him while reading the bible and agree to wear the turban if he agrees to eat bacon every day and go to church, if that fails I'd cut his head off in his sleep and stick it on a pole and claim it to be the will of Allah the most merciful god.
187umKILLAH
[QUOTE="Victorious_Fize"]Haha, sure why not? Better than what I wear on my head anyway, much less hassle I hear.ParandrusWhat is it that you wear? Shemagh.
[QUOTE="mindstorm"]Imagine with me a sailor mouthed, bearded old man who is a mechanic, motorcycle rider, and, according to some people, a redneck. With that image in mind, you have now pictured my dad. Now imagine him asking me, a seminary student, to wear a turban. In light of this odd scenario, I find it difficult to imagine how I would respond beyond confusion.wis3boijust say "Does Wayne Brady have to hit a *****?" :D Being that my dad has never once heard me or heard of me say any sort of "bad language," he himself would respond in simple confusion.
I just want to reiterate this.
Hadoken, if you were dangling off a cliff and I had enough strength to save both you AND Hitler I'd let you fall off just so I could make sure I had enough strength to save Hitler.
Not because I hate you, but because of threads like this.
Also nobody forces me to do ****! I'm a free man!
I just want to reiterate this.
Hadoken, if you were dangling off a cliff and I had enough strength to save both you AND Hitler I'd let you fall off just so I could make sure I had enough strength to save Hitler.
Not because I hate you, but because of threads like this.
Also nobody forces me to do ****! I'm a free man!
SPYDER0416
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HFHsF-zJy4
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