What would you do if your mum thought you was....

Bisexual or Gay So cousin tells me that my mum thinks im bi its funny cause im not and idk why the hell she would even think that but anyways whats would you say or do ?

Have you talked to your mom about it?

Wouldn't care really. Guess I'd tell her I'm not.

I'm pretty sure she knows I'm gay.

Have you talked to your mom about it?

Pirate700

i'd play a gay porn and show them my flaccid penis.

Well that certainly would be ironic, wouldn't it?mindstorm

Well that certainly would be ironic, wouldn't it?mindstorm

Simple, introduce your mom to your boyfriend.

my family knows im bi and doesnt really care

Simple, introduce your mom to your boyfriend.

ps3theJT

a. thread related about lesbians -check

b. thread made by an attention you know what -check

c. ignore the obvious solutions - check

d. ignore the solutions given in this thread -check

e. attention accomplished -check

Tell her that your truest dreams have involved you and sea turtles mating under a rainbow of shining colors laying on a thick field of tall grass whilst listening to some of The Beatles least popular songs eating cherrys and farting cherry scented car fresheners.

She'll understand.

I predict this thread will get to at least three pages.

My cousin seems fruity,dude was skipping across the street one day,me and my brothers just busted out laughing Bucked20

Tell her that your truest dreams have involved you and sea turtles mating under a rainbow of shining colors laying on a thick field of tall grass whilst listening to some of The Beatles least popular songs eating cherrys and farting cherry scented car fresheners.

She'll understand.

Nickprovs

[QUOTE="Nickprovs"]

Tell her that your truest dreams have involved you and sea turtles mating under a rainbow of shining colors laying on a thick field of tall grass whilst listening to some of The Beatles least popular songs eating cherrys and farting cherry scented car fresheners.

She'll understand.

AussieePet

Take drugs. Kill a bear.

My mom would never think something like that.

My mom would never think something like that.

kingkong0124

[QUOTE="kingkong0124"]

My mom would never think something like that.

toast_burner

I would make it so she catches me looking at porn, that way she would know for certain I'm not gay.:Pmetroidprime55

[QUOTE="toast_burner"]

[QUOTE="kingkong0124"]

My mom would never think something like that.

kingkong0124

I doubt there is a parent in the world who hasn't pondered upon it for at least a second.

[QUOTE="AussieePet"][QUOTE="Nickprovs"]

Tell her that your truest dreams have involved you and sea turtles mating under a rainbow of shining colors laying on a thick field of tall grass whilst listening to some of The Beatles least popular songs eating cherrys and farting cherry scented car fresheners.

She'll understand.

CRS98

Take drugs. Kill a bear.

[QUOTE="kingkong0124"][QUOTE="toast_burner"]Why not?

toast_burner

I doubt there is a parent in the world who hasn't pondered upon it for at least a second.

[QUOTE="CRS98"]

[QUOTE="AussieePet"] what does all of that even means? lol AussieePet

Take drugs. Kill a bear.

[QUOTE="kingkong0124"][QUOTE="toast_burner"]Why not?

toast_burner

I doubt there is a parent in the world who hasn't pondered upon it for at least a second.

a. thread related about lesbians -check

b. thread made by an attention you know what -check

c. ignore the obvious solutions - check

d. ignore the solutions given in this thread -check

e. attention accomplished -check

Krelian-co

lol

I would make it so she catches me looking at porn, that way she would know for certain I'm not gay.:Pmetroidprime55

Watching porn doesn't prove your not bi.:lol: :P

Edit: Unless of course, you watch girl on girl.

[QUOTE="toast_burner"]

[QUOTE="kingkong0124"] Maybe because I am not attracted to the same sex nor do I exhibit behavior common among people with that characteristic?...kingkong0124

I doubt there is a parent in the world who hasn't pondered upon it for at least a second.

[QUOTE="metroidprime55"]I would make it so she catches me looking at porn, that way she would know for certain I'm not gay.:PKamuiFei

Watching porn doesn't prove your not bi.:lol: :P

Edit: Unless of course, you watch girl on girl.

[QUOTE="metroidprime55"]I would make it so she catches me looking at porn, that way she would know for certain I'm not gay.:PKamuiFei

Watching porn doesn't prove your not bi.:lol: :P

Edit: Unless of course, you watch girl on girl.

[QUOTE="KamuiFei"]

[QUOTE="metroidprime55"]I would make it so she catches me looking at porn, that way she would know for certain I'm not gay.:Ptoast_burner

Watching porn doesn't prove your not bi.:lol: :P

Edit: Unless of course, you watch girl on girl.

And he would still like guy on girl porn. So there you go. ;)

I wouldn't care or try explaining if mom asked

I wouldn't care or try explaining if mom asked

indzman

[QUOTE="indzman"]

I wouldn't care or try explaining if mom asked

AussieePet

Then i'd definately try to explain to her asap that i'm straight. Would not want misunderstandings.

[QUOTE="Bucked20"]My cousin seems fruity,dude was skipping across the street one day,me and my brothers just busted out laughing AussieePet

[QUOTE="AussieePet"][QUOTE="indzman"]

I wouldn't care or try explaining if mom asked

indzman

Then i'd definately try to explain to her asap that i'm straight. Would not want misunderstandings.

[QUOTE="AussieePet"][QUOTE="Bucked20"]My cousin seems fruity,dude was skipping across the street one day,me and my brothers just busted out laughing Bucked20

[QUOTE="indzman"]

[QUOTE="AussieePet"] If she tells everyone you're bi you wouldn't mind? AussieePet

Then i'd definately try to explain to her asap that i'm straight. Would not want misunderstandings.

HaHa yep

[QUOTE="AussieePet"][QUOTE="Bucked20"]My cousin seems fruity,dude was skipping across the street one day,me and my brothers just busted out laughing Bucked20