dude, isnt it true that you lose control of all your bodily functions when you die?i wouldnt wanna eat anything then drop a major caca while im frying in the chair. i'd be dead but man i'd be hella embarrassed even though im dead.
dude, isnt it true that you lose control of all your bodily functions when you die?i wouldnt wanna eat anything then drop a major caca while im frying in the chair. i'd be dead but man i'd be hella embarrassed even though im dead.
lucky13jesse
You only poop your pants if you're being electrocuted.
dude, isnt it true that you lose control of all your bodily functions when you die?i wouldnt wanna eat anything then drop a major caca while im frying in the chair. i'd be dead but man i'd be hella embarrassed even though im dead.
You only poop your pants if you're being electrocuted. isnt that how people get executed? haha, fried caca! lol!
dude, isnt it true that you lose control of all your bodily functions when you die?i wouldnt wanna eat anything then drop a major caca while im frying in the chair. i'd be dead but man i'd be hella embarrassed even though im dead.
You only poop your pants if you're being electrocuted. isnt that how people get executed? haha, fried caca! lol! you can get the deadly injection, too. And in ye olden days, you could be hanged from a noose :P
[QUOTE="lucky13jesse"][QUOTE="Deihjan"] You only poop your pants if you're being electrocuted.Deihjan
isnt that how people get executed? haha, fried caca! lol! you can get the deadly injection, too. And in ye olden days, you could be hanged from a noose :P does that mean that when you get tazed by tho po-po, there is a chance that you might drop a major deuce? :)
[QUOTE="Deihjan"][QUOTE="lucky13jesse"] isnt that how people get executed? haha, fried caca! lol!lucky13jesse
you can get the deadly injection, too. And in ye olden days, you could be hanged from a noose :P does that mean that when you get tazed by tho po-po, there is a chance that you might drop a major deuce? :) When you get electrocuted, your entire body has several spasms, so your intestines will also spas out = crapping your pants.
I can never think of anything to have for this. Everyone always says cheeseburger and coke or something. Thats what I call a happy meal, not a last meal.
[QUOTE="lucky13jesse"][QUOTE="Deihjan"] you can get the deadly injection, too. And in ye olden days, you could be hanged from a noose :PDeihjan
does that mean that when you get tazed by tho po-po, there is a chance that you might drop a major deuce? :) When you get electrocuted, your entire body has several spasms, so your intestines will also spas out = crapping your pants.
As someone who has been electrocuted many times (including by stun gun and tazer) I can attest that it does not make you crap your pants. If anything it causes the sphincter to constrict, thereby making it impossible to defecate.
[QUOTE="Deihjan"][QUOTE="lucky13jesse"] does that mean that when you get tazed by tho po-po, there is a chance that you might drop a major deuce? :)luamhtrad
When you get electrocuted, your entire body has several spasms, so your intestines will also spas out = crapping your pants.
As someone who has been electrocuted many times (including by stun gun and tazer) I can attest that it does not make you crap your pants. If anything it causes the sphincter to constrict, thereby making it impossible to defecate.
[QUOTE="Deihjan"] When you get electrocuted, your entire body has several spasms, so your intestines will also spas out = crapping your pants.Neon-Tiger
As someone who has been electrocuted many times (including by stun gun and tazer) I can attest that it does not make you crap your pants. If anything it causes the sphincter to constrict, thereby making it impossible to defecate.
[QUOTE="Deihjan"][QUOTE="lucky13jesse"] does that mean that when you get tazed by tho po-po, there is a chance that you might drop a major deuce? :)luamhtrad
When you get electrocuted, your entire body has several spasms, so your intestines will also spas out = crapping your pants.
As someone who has been electrocuted many times (including by stun gun and tazer) I can attest that it does not make you crap your pants. If anything it causes the sphincter to constrict, thereby making it impossible to defecate.
..the kind of electrocution I'm talking about is ... what.. 15k volts coursing through your body, if not more, that WILL kill you.. NOT little lame tazers...
[QUOTE="Deihjan"] When you get electrocuted, your entire body has several spasms, so your intestines will also spas out = crapping your pants.Deihjan
As someone who has been electrocuted many times (including by stun gun and tazer) I can attest that it does not make you crap your pants. If anything it causes the sphincter to constrict, thereby making it impossible to defecate.
..the kind of electrocution I'm talking about is ... what.. 15k volts coursing through your body, if not more, that WILL kill you.. NOT little lame tazers...
The killing factor in an electric shock is the ratio of amperage (current) to volts. The stun gun I was hit with was 100,000 volts but had less than a micro-amp. The more amperage a source of electricity it has, the greater it penetrates the conductive material. Also, in the case of the electric chair, the defecation happened AFTER electrocution,NOT during. ;)
As someone who has been electrocuted many times (including by stun gun and tazer) I can attest that it does not make you crap your pants. If anything it causes the sphincter to constrict, thereby making it impossible to defecate.
luamhtrad
..the kind of electrocution I'm talking about is ... what.. 15k volts coursing through your body, if not more, that WILL kill you.. NOT little lame tazers...
The killing factor in an electric shock is the ratio of amperage (current) to volts. The stun gun I was hit with was 100,000 volts but had less than a micro-amp. The more amperage a source of electricity it has, the greater it penetrates the conductive material. Also, in the case of the electric chair, the defecation happened AFTER electrocution,NOT during. ;)
I never said it was during, did I? And I failed science/chemistry, sooo, I have no idea what I'm really talking about, except the fact that your body spazzes out when you're in the chair :P
[QUOTE="Deihjan"] ..the kind of electrocution I'm talking about is ... what.. 15k volts coursing through your body, if not more, that WILL kill you.. NOT little lame tazers...Deihjan
The killing factor in an electric shock is the ratio of amperage (current) to volts. The stun gun I was hit with was 100,000 volts but had less than a micro-amp. The more amperage a source of electricity it has, the greater it penetrates the conductive material. Also, in the case of the electric chair, the defecation happened AFTER electrocution,NOT during. ;)
I never said it was during, did I? And I failed science/chemistry, sooo, I have no idea what I'm really talking about, except the fact that your body spazzes out when you're in the chair :P
Yes you did. You said "when" not "after".After someone dies, there is a reasonable amount of fluid expectoration from the body due to a loss of muscle tension. Even Southpark teaches this... :|
I would want a lobster tail, 12 shrimp scampi, BBQ ribs, fries, and a coke. Twig978
I would like to drink the blood of the ever lasting on the cup of christ, therefore my last meal just turned into and infinity. Because it is said if you drink from the cup of the all mighty you live forever ! Beat that
Pizza Hut 2 Extra Large Pan Pizza with Pepperoni and Sausage on it and Marinara Dipping sauce. Then a Large Side Dish of Pizza Hut Buffalo Boneless Wings with Honey Barbeque Sauce on it. Damn it, now I feel like ordering the same exact thing now...:x
If I was just about to die, I don't think i'd care about what I'm about to eat. According to South Park, there's gonna be quite a mess when we all die. I'll try and lessen that by not eating and save myself some dignity.
[QUOTE="lucky13jesse"][QUOTE="Deihjan"] you can get the deadly injection, too. And in ye olden days, you could be hanged from a noose :PDeihjan
does that mean that when you get tazed by tho po-po, there is a chance that you might drop a major deuce? :) When you get electrocuted, your entire body has several spasms, so your intestines will also spas out = crapping your pants. aww man, i dont even want to imagine the caca trying to sneak out of the rectum while its spazzes out. i imagine it to be like shower like. ewwww!
As someone who has been electrocuted many times (including by stun gun and tazer) I can attest that it does not make you crap your pants. If anything it causes the sphincter to constrict, thereby making it impossible to defecate.
..the kind of electrocution I'm talking about is ... what.. 15k volts coursing through your body, if not more, that WILL kill you.. NOT little lame tazers...
The killing factor in an electric shock is the ratio of amperage (current) to volts. The stun gun I was hit with was 100,000 volts but had less than a micro-amp. The more amperage a source of electricity it has, the greater it penetrates the conductive material. Also, in the case of the electric chair, the defecation happened AFTER electrocution,NOT during. ;)
aww man, cleaning up after that mess would be quite a challenge. i wonder if the caca is hot...
[QUOTE="Deihjan"][QUOTE="lucky13jesse"] does that mean that when you get tazed by tho po-po, there is a chance that you might drop a major deuce? :)lucky13jesse
When you get electrocuted, your entire body has several spasms, so your intestines will also spas out = crapping your pants. aww man, i dont even want to imagine the caca trying to sneak out of the rectum while its spazzes out. i imagine it to be like shower like. ewwww! You're thinking too much about this, lol, eeeeeeew :P
[QUOTE="lucky13jesse"][QUOTE="Deihjan"] When you get electrocuted, your entire body has several spasms, so your intestines will also spas out = crapping your pants.Deihjan
aww man, i dont even want to imagine the caca trying to sneak out of the rectum while its spazzes out. i imagine it to be like shower like. ewwww! You're thinking too much about this, lol, eeeeeeew :P just curious about it :D
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