Whats most awkward thing that's ever happened to you?

This should set the bar pretty high on the awkward meter lol, I recently got back with my ex-girlfriend and it's been going pretty good so far. Until her cousin asked to talk with me today and was basically interrogating me and asking why I was with her again, and was telling me I sound too old for her even though we're only 1 year apart :?

whats yours?

*awkward silence*

At my girlfriend's house, during uh...quality time...we've been walked in on...twice.

*backs away slowly... furthering the awkwardness.*

At my girlfriend's house, during uh...quality time...we've been walked in on...twice.

Legendaryscmt

I feel sorry for her roommates.

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At my girlfriend's house, during uh...quality time...we've been walked in on...twice.

topgunmv

I feel sorry for her roommates.

Make that her dad and her sister.

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At my girlfriend's house, during uh...quality time...we've been walked in on...twice.

Legendaryscmt

I feel sorry for her roommates.

Make that her dad and her sister.

I was like 9 years old, and was at a sleepover birthday. I had to go #2 and didn't realize until after I went that there was no TP. Not knowing what to do I tried to quietly and unseen sneak to the upstairs bathroom while my pants were around my ankles; I didn't make it very far. I opened the bathroom door and of course half the people at the birthday party were standing right there looking at me with my pants on the ground, smelling of an unwiped bottom. . . yeah. . .

Here is my true story....

When I was in school I was friends with this girl and we got a long great. If she didint have a baby when she was 16 then mabye I would have taken the relationship further. But my parents didint wan't me to be involved with her, my mom said don't get caught in her trap. And truthfully I didin't wan't to have anything to do with the kid but I did like the her. And I knew she liked me to because she said so herself. But I never told her I liked her back. So on the last day of school(for me) she gave me her number and told me to call sometime.

I never did.

A couple months later I go back to the school for senior pictures. This whole time i'm worried i'll run into her...and I do. At the group photo. She ends up standing right below me. She looks up at me and says "Hi, what have you been up to?". I reply with "Nothing." and look away. Awkward as hell.

i don't have any everything is just embarressing you would think they were awkward but they aren't :|

My childhood friend (when I was like 4) visited me the other day, just walked right in actually. Holy crap it was awkward. Not to mention she's all fat and emo.

At my girlfriend's house, during uh...quality time...we've been walked in on...twice.

Legendaryscmt

Was it during the same occasion? That would have been hilarious.

All I care to say is that it involved a creeper at the Target. I've been wary every time I go there now.

All I care to say is that it involved a creeper at the Target. I've been wary every time I go there now.

binpink

Running through a sliding glass door by accident...boy I got some weird looks.

Asking a girl out without knowing she has a boyfriend.

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All I care to say is that it involved a creeper at the Target. I've been wary every time I go there now.

entropyecho

Sweet, I wouldn't mind one bit.

Running through a sliding glass door by accident...boy I got some weird looks.

certifieddata

I was at my friends house a few years ago with a few kids.. and we were watching some pron (I was 12, pretty young huh?) and his parents walk in. That was really awkward lol. I haven't seen that kid sinceimaps3fanboy

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Asking a girl out without knowing she has a boyfriend.

weaselstomper50

Ok so just to clear things up if you ask a girl out and she says yes that means she doesnt have a boyfriend right? cuz i dont want some hulking dude mauling me when im walking down the street or anything like that

Snuck into a strip club. Saw my dad.auron_16

mine is a classic tbh. took a dump in my firends toilet later realising it doesnt work. his mom was not happy....

oh also, one time in my Spanish I class (i was a junior in high school), and me and my friend were drawing nasty pictures at the back of the class. i was in the middle of a pretty nice sexual pic drawing session, and there was a kid that sat in front of me that i think barely knew english (he was someone pretty good at spanish though), i showed it to him and we laughed, the teacher saw us laughing, and asking me to bring the paper to her. i had it folded up when i handed it to her and she just placed it on the desk, then looked at it later. so after class she called us up, asked what it was about, and we told her we found it on the floor. i'm pretty sure she knew we were lying but she let us off the hook anyways but said if it happened again we'd be in trouble.

Me & my friend Like in like 7th grade were trying to hook up with this girl Cant say exactly what we we're doing But 2 minutes later I heard my other friend laughing & he was behind the couch. After we told him to leave her dad came downstairs butnaked ( he thought no one was home) I left my pants on the floor ran to the room down the hall & the girl followed. I ran into the closet & She tripped over her drumset and fell over :lol: I started laughing and the dad came in found my pants & opened the closet door. I Said Hey & Im suprised he didnt kill me lol xD

Throwing my back out and falling on a toilet, which I was previously about to take a crap in. I had to call a friend to help me out of the restroom and back into my room.....it was very awkward.

The hardest part was getting my pants back up.....:(

Throwing my back out and falling on a toilet, which I was previously about to take a crap in. I had to call a friend to help me out of the restroom and back into my room.....it was very awkward.

The hardest part was getting my pants back up.....:(

dreamdude

LMAO xD That Sounds really akward :lol:

Here is my true story....

When I was in school I was friends with this girl and we got a long great. If she didint have a baby when she was 16 then mabye I would have taken the relationship further. But my parents didint wan't me to be involved with her, my mom said don't get caught in her trap. And truthfully I didin't wan't to have anything to do with the kid but I did like the her. And I knew she liked me to because she said so herself. But I never told her I liked her back. So on the last day of school(for me) she gave me her number and told me to call sometime.

I never did.

A couple months later I go back to the school for senior pictures. This whole time i'm worried i'll run into her...and I do. At the group photo. She ends up standing right below me. She looks up at me and says "Hi, what have you been up to?". I reply with "Nothing." and look away. Awkward as hell.

Loco_Live

In grade 6 we were playing tag at recess.

I ran up to tag a girl.

I tripped.

I touched her area as i was falling.

Yep.

mine is a classic tbh. took a dump in my firends toilet later realising it doesnt work. his mom was not happy....

Revolution316

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Running through a sliding glass door by accident...boy I got some weird looks.

metswonin69

Went up and hugged my dad at a fair.

Wasnt my dad.

Went up and hugged my dad at a fair.

Wasnt my dad.

Wolfetan

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Went up and hugged my dad at a fair.

Wasnt my dad.

tepni

Call my teacher mommy in Kindergarten.

At my girlfriend's house, during uh...quality time...we've been walked in on...twice.

Legendaryscmt

got into a conversation with a girl who i only had at the time an acquantice with, and SOMEHOW went down a topic where i asked how ... ummm how do i say it without getting slammed by censor.... how stimulated women can be...

right there in public..

very awkward.

we laugh about it today... but yeah.

I pooped myself at a church banquet when I was 10.

Snuck into a strip club. Saw my dad.auron_16

Did you do the sitcom-y simultaneaous "What are YOU doing here?":P

I pooped myself at a church banquet when I was 10.

cheesyjon

Snuck into a strip club. Saw my dad.auron_16