Once when I was in middle school, I was taking the bus home when my friends jumped me, beat me up, tied me up, and then kicked me until I peed in my pants.
My hand brushed against a girl's ass once in a public hot tub. She walked so close, I thought she knew my hand was there. I guess not. Another time, in a hotel, I was taking a shower and some random drunk girl somehow got into my room. She decided to take a shower with me.
Throwing my back out and falling on a toilet, which I was previously about to take a crap in. I had to call a friend to help me out of the restroom and back into my room.....it was very awkward.
The hardest part was getting my pants back up.....:(
jherbach1222
LMAO xD That Sounds really akward :lol:
Yea....it has been like 4 weeks and my friends are still making fun of me about it.
Hmm. I have a lot of awkward moments... but lets see... Ones that wont kill the thread lol.. Um, I had gone to the beach with my friend and her daughter, and I didnt realize how "big" my friend was. Now... I am extremely modest... I dont like showing my skin too much, therefore me in a bikini would signify the world's end as it is just that rare. Anyways, I was wearing a bikini top under a tank top and some swim trunks. I was fairly comfy with that. Well she starts pulling her clothes off and shes standing there in this bikini that barely covers her... in fact, I had to do a double take to see if she was in fact wearing bottoms because I didnt see them at first. I literally almost threw up right there on the beach. :cry:
Most awkward thing that comes to mind is New Years Eve, in 2000, my then still alive grandpa drank a bottle of vodka for the first time in 30 years and got ridiculous drunk. He was running around the front yard banging pots and pans together. Later that night while I was trying to sleep, he stumbled into my room, walked to my the corner and... Well... Drained the water line, if you know what I mean. Awkward 30 seconds to a minute I tell you.
I was swimming with some friends at a birthday party and I went to go like grab this girls arm to get her attention and lets just say it wasn't her arm. And I had most of my classes with her the next day...
Here's another. At my cousin's house, his great aunt was over. I didn't know she was in the bathroom, so I walked in (unlocked). She was taking a dump. Naked. :cry:
Here's another. At my cousin's house, his great aunt was over. I didn't know she was in the bathroom, so I walked in (unlocked). She was taking a dump. Naked. :cry:auron_16
When I was in grade 2 I had a crush on a girl named Sarah, one day I accidentally said her name with my last name on the end of it, has if we were married. The class was laughing there asses off, I felt so stupid. Still makes me cringe just thinking about it.
Well accidently defecating on a friend of mine at a party was probably the most awkward, especially afterward when I would see her in school all the time. I think I told you guys this story already though.
Well accidently defecating on a friend of mine at a party was probably the most awkward, especially afterward when I would see her in school all the time. I think I told you guys this story already though.
Film-Guy
........ So... like this wasnt one of those odd orgy things was it? ....
Beginning of the year, I asked a girl I like if she needed help finding her locker because she seemed to have trouble with the new ones placed in the hallways. As soon as I asked her, she said that she found it, and then awkward silence ensued.....
Well accidently defecating on a friend of mine at a party was probably the most awkward, especially afterward when I would see her in school all the time. I think I told you guys this story already though.
xhellcatx
........ So... like this wasnt one of those odd orgy things was it? ....
Well no not really. I was at a party a while back when it happened. I never drink much usually but this time I had a cup of something which I think either was spiked with some sleeping pill or I am just a lightweight. After that I woke up under a blanket on the floor of my friend's room and all around me were people either in sleeping bags or under blankets. I noticed I wasn't wearing pants and that my stomach was rumbling pretty badly so I stood up and dashed across the room to the bathroom door, but before I got there I had to leap over a friend of mine and in mid leap I let loose a mud slide all over her, well her face mostly. I panicked and ran into the bathroom locking the door behind me. Then I heard pounding on the door and somebody screaming and some guy laughing. I didn't stay much longer. I just grabbed a roll of toilet paper and a towel and climbed out the window into the rain. Since my friend drove me to the party I had to run the 2 miles or so home wearing a towel and wiping myself in the dark with rain pounding down. Thankfully I wasn't spotted and got home safely. Next day at school I heard her complain about her crapped on to another friend of mine. Apparently she didn't realize it was me and spent most of the day raging to me about how much she wants to kill the person who did it.
Well accidently defecating on a friend of mine at a party was probably the most awkward, especially afterward when I would see her in school all the time. I think I told you guys this story already though.
Film-Guy
........ So... like this wasnt one of those odd orgy things was it? ....
Well no not really. I was at a party a while back when it happened. I never drink much usually but this time I had a cup of something which I think either was spiked with some sleeping pill or I am just a lightweight. After that I woke up under a blanket on the floor of my friend's room and all around me were people either in sleeping bags or under blankets. I noticed I wasn't wearing pants and that my stomach was rumbling pretty badly so I stood up and dashed across the room to the bathroom door, but before I got there I had to leap over a friend of mine and in mid leap I let loose a mud slide all over her, well her face mostly. I panicked and ran into the bathroom locking the door behind me. Then I heard pounding on the door and somebody screaming and some guy laughing. I didn't stay much longer. I just grabbed a roll of toilet paper and a towel and climbed out the window into the rain. Since my friend drove me to the party I had to run the 2 miles or so home wearing a towel and wiping myself in the dark with rain pounding down. Thankfully I wasn't spotted and got home safely. Next day at school I heard her complain about her crapped on to another friend of mine. Apparently she didn't realize it was me and spent most of the day raging to me about how much she wants to kill the person who did it.
Oh man! :lol: That is totally toe-curling down-right awfulness! Oh... my.
[QUOTE="xhellcatx"] ........ So... like this wasnt one of those odd orgy things was it? .... MissLibrarian
Well no not really. I was at a party a while back when it happened. I never drink much usually but this time I had a cup of something which I think either was spiked with some sleeping pill or I am just a lightweight. After that I woke up under a blanket on the floor of my friend's room and all around me were people either in sleeping bags or under blankets. I noticed I wasn't wearing pants and that my stomach was rumbling pretty badly so I stood up and dashed across the room to the bathroom door, but before I got there I had to leap over a friend of mine and in mid leap I let loose a mud slide all over her, well her face mostly. I panicked and ran into the bathroom locking the door behind me. Then I heard pounding on the door and somebody screaming and some guy laughing. I didn't stay much longer. I just grabbed a roll of toilet paper and a towel and climbed out the window into the rain. Since my friend drove me to the party I had to run the 2 miles or so home wearing a towel and wiping myself in the dark with rain pounding down. Thankfully I wasn't spotted and got home safely. Next day at school I heard her complain about her crapped on to another friend of mine. Apparently she didn't realize it was me and spent most of the day raging to me about how much she wants to kill the person who did it.
Oh man! :lol: That is totally toe-curling down-right awfulness! Oh... my. That is funny and gross at the same time.
Well accidently defecating on a friend of mine at a party was probably the most awkward, especially afterward when I would see her in school all the time. I think I told you guys this story already though.
Film-Guy
........ So... like this wasnt one of those odd orgy things was it? ....
Well no not really. I was at a party a while back when it happened. I never drink much usually but this time I had a cup of something which I think either was spiked with some sleeping pill or I am just a lightweight. After that I woke up under a blanket on the floor of my friend's room and all around me were people either in sleeping bags or under blankets. I noticed I wasn't wearing pants and that my stomach was rumbling pretty badly so I stood up and dashed across the room to the bathroom door, but before I got there I had to leap over a friend of mine and in mid leap I let loose a mud slide all over her, well her face mostly. I panicked and ran into the bathroom locking the door behind me. Then I heard pounding on the door and somebody screaming and some guy laughing. I didn't stay much longer. I just grabbed a roll of toilet paper and a towel and climbed out the window into the rain. Since my friend drove me to the party I had to run the 2 miles or so home wearing a towel and wiping myself in the dark with rain pounding down. Thankfully I wasn't spotted and got home safely. Next day at school I heard her complain about her crapped on to another friend of mine. Apparently she didn't realize it was me and spent most of the day raging to me about how much she wants to kill the person who did it.
That is quite possibly the most goddamn hilarious thing I've ever read.
[QUOTE="xhellcatx"] ........ So... like this wasnt one of those odd orgy things was it? .... MissLibrarian
Well no not really. I was at a party a while back when it happened. I never drink much usually but this time I had a cup of something which I think either was spiked with some sleeping pill or I am just a lightweight. After that I woke up under a blanket on the floor of my friend's room and all around me were people either in sleeping bags or under blankets. I noticed I wasn't wearing pants and that my stomach was rumbling pretty badly so I stood up and dashed across the room to the bathroom door, but before I got there I had to leap over a friend of mine and in mid leap I let loose a mud slide all over her, well her face mostly. I panicked and ran into the bathroom locking the door behind me. Then I heard pounding on the door and somebody screaming and some guy laughing. I didn't stay much longer. I just grabbed a roll of toilet paper and a towel and climbed out the window into the rain. Since my friend drove me to the party I had to run the 2 miles or so home wearing a towel and wiping myself in the dark with rain pounding down. Thankfully I wasn't spotted and got home safely. Next day at school I heard her complain about her crapped on to another friend of mine. Apparently she didn't realize it was me and spent most of the day raging to me about how much she wants to kill the person who did it.
Oh man! :lol: That is totally toe-curling down-right awfulness! Oh... my.
Looking back on the incident i feel I should have stayed instead of running but I was panicking at the time and staying was the last thing on my mind.
Well no not really. I was at a party a while back when it happened. I never drink much usually but this time I had a cup of something which I think either was spiked with some sleeping pill or I am just a lightweight. After that I woke up under a blanket on the floor of my friend's room and all around me were people either in sleeping bags or under blankets. I noticed I wasn't wearing pants and that my stomach was rumbling pretty badly so I stood up and dashed across the room to the bathroom door, but before I got there I had to leap over a friend of mine and in mid leap I let loose a mud slide all over her, well her face mostly. I panicked and ran into the bathroom locking the door behind me. Then I heard pounding on the door and somebody screaming and some guy laughing. I didn't stay much longer. I just grabbed a roll of toilet paper and a towel and climbed out the window into the rain. Since my friend drove me to the party I had to run the 2 miles or so home wearing a towel and wiping myself in the dark with rain pounding down. Thankfully I wasn't spotted and got home safely. Next day at school I heard her complain about her crapped on to another friend of mine. Apparently she didn't realize it was me and spent most of the day raging to me about how much she wants to kill the person who did it.
Film-Guy
Oh man! :lol: That is totally toe-curling down-right awfulness! Oh... my.
Looking back on the incident i feel I should have stayed instead of running but I was panicking at the time and staying was the last thing on my mind.
Ha yeah, you probably should have stayed, but then it easy to think such things afterwards. I reckon I'd still run the hell away if that sort of thing happened to me.
Well accidently defecating on a friend of mine at a party was probably the most awkward, especially afterward when I would see her in school all the time. I think I told you guys this story already though.
Film-Guy
........ So... like this wasnt one of those odd orgy things was it? ....
Well no not really. I was at a party a while back when it happened. I never drink much usually but this time I had a cup of something which I think either was spiked with some sleeping pill or I am just a lightweight. After that I woke up under a blanket on the floor of my friend's room and all around me were people either in sleeping bags or under blankets. I noticed I wasn't wearing pants and that my stomach was rumbling pretty badly so I stood up and dashed across the room to the bathroom door, but before I got there I had to leap over a friend of mine and in mid leap I let loose a mud slide all over her, well her face mostly. I panicked and ran into the bathroom locking the door behind me. Then I heard pounding on the door and somebody screaming and some guy laughing. I didn't stay much longer. I just grabbed a roll of toilet paper and a towel and climbed out the window into the rain. Since my friend drove me to the party I had to run the 2 miles or so home wearing a towel and wiping myself in the dark with rain pounding down. Thankfully I wasn't spotted and got home safely. Next day at school I heard her complain about her crapped on to another friend of mine. Apparently she didn't realize it was me and spent most of the day raging to me about how much she wants to kill the person who did it.
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH OH MY GOD THAT IS GOLD I CANT BREATHE
Well accidently defecating on a friend of mine at a party was probably the most awkward, especially afterward when I would see her in school all the time. I think I told you guys this story already though.
Film-Guy
........ So... like this wasnt one of those odd orgy things was it? ....
Well no not really. I was at a party a while back when it happened. I never drink much usually but this time I had a cup of something which I think either was spiked with some sleeping pill or I am just a lightweight. After that I woke up under a blanket on the floor of my friend's room and all around me were people either in sleeping bags or under blankets. I noticed I wasn't wearing pants and that my stomach was rumbling pretty badly so I stood up and dashed across the room to the bathroom door, but before I got there I had to leap over a friend of mine and in mid leap I let loose a mud slide all over her, well her face mostly. I panicked and ran into the bathroom locking the door behind me. Then I heard pounding on the door and somebody screaming and some guy laughing. I didn't stay much longer. I just grabbed a roll of toilet paper and a towel and climbed out the window into the rain. Since my friend drove me to the party I had to run the 2 miles or so home wearing a towel and wiping myself in the dark with rain pounding down. Thankfully I wasn't spotted and got home safely. Next day at school I heard her complain about her crapped on to another friend of mine. Apparently she didn't realize it was me and spent most of the day raging to me about how much she wants to kill the person who did it.
That... that is really crazy. lol. How did you end up with no pants?! lol I hate it when I lose my pants :( Jumping around when your tummys telling you its gonna let loose a rain of hell is not ever really a good idea tho. At least you didnt try to go in a trash can ...... you genuinely tried to make it to the bathroom. Tho I bet the girl would have preferred trash can.
Well let's just say my parents found gay porn on my PC. The awkwardness of the talk I had after that was unreal... make that two talks.. one with each parent. My excuse? A virus downloaded it. 6 years later, I still don't know if they believed me.
[QUOTE="xhellcatx"] ........ So... like this wasnt one of those odd orgy things was it? .... xhellcatx
Well no not really. I was at a party a while back when it happened. I never drink much usually but this time I had a cup of something which I think either was spiked with some sleeping pill or I am just a lightweight. After that I woke up under a blanket on the floor of my friend's room and all around me were people either in sleeping bags or under blankets. I noticed I wasn't wearing pants and that my stomach was rumbling pretty badly so I stood up and dashed across the room to the bathroom door, but before I got there I had to leap over a friend of mine and in mid leap I let loose a mud slide all over her, well her face mostly. I panicked and ran into the bathroom locking the door behind me. Then I heard pounding on the door and somebody screaming and some guy laughing. I didn't stay much longer. I just grabbed a roll of toilet paper and a towel and climbed out the window into the rain. Since my friend drove me to the party I had to run the 2 miles or so home wearing a towel and wiping myself in the dark with rain pounding down. Thankfully I wasn't spotted and got home safely. Next day at school I heard her complain about her crapped on to another friend of mine. Apparently she didn't realize it was me and spent most of the day raging to me about how much she wants to kill the person who did it.
That... that is really crazy. lol. How did you end up with no pants?! lol I hate it when I lose my pants :( Jumping around when your tummys telling you its gonna let loose a rain of hell is not ever really a good idea tho. At least you didnt try to go in a trash can ...... you genuinely tried to make it to the bathroom. Tho I bet the girl would have preferred trash can.
I can't remember much before I passed out. I guess my pants got lost somewhere. Shame too, those were a good pair of pants.
I can't remember much before I passed out. I guess my pants got lost somewhere. Shame too, those were a good pair of pants.
Film-Guy
I hate that! :x I have lost my pants before. ... well more like they were stolen. That will teach me to go skinny dipping :x ... teenage years. oh the fun.
Well accidently defecating on a friend of mine at a party was probably the most awkward, especially afterward when I would see her in school all the time. I think I told you guys this story already though.
Being walked in on watching one of the internet's infamous videos. Also not noticing that my headphones weren't plugged in and subsequently broadcasting my porn around the entire house at 3 AM. I'm still not sure if anyone heard it.
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