What's the best way to get a girl to leave you alone?

tell her she needs to loose wieght if she wants to hang out with u or even be associated with u....

or just give her a good turkey slap and blame it on ur neighbour

or go to her house and pee on her tv

or on her computer...

or even better ON HER PHONE

Show an interest in dating her!

ahh, I crack myself up...

Have sex with their sister and/or mother.KG86

But then she'll want to be even. :?

tell her you have aidsC_BozkurT_C

but what if the word gets around, then no one will want you, except girls who have aids.

maybe not no one but its definitely gonna put a cramp in your style.

Show an interest in dating her!

ahh, I crack myself up...

ElZilcho90

ahahaha.

tell her to just stop. its so simple.

[QUOTE="C_BozkurT_C"][QUOTE="Foolz3h"]

[QUOTE="C_BozkurT_C"]tell her you have aidsFoolz3h

After sleeping with her!

This is starting to sound like a date!

You get the coffee, I'll make it hot!

[QUOTE="Foolz3h"][QUOTE="C_BozkurT_C"][QUOTE="Foolz3h"]

[QUOTE="C_BozkurT_C"]tell her you have aidsC_BozkurT_C

After sleeping with her!

This is starting to sound like a date!

You get the coffee, I'll make it hot!

No problem.

For a minute I thought I might get lucky!

Fist + Face = Win.aaronmullan

I laughed so hard.

Tell her you have 5 balls and 3 penisis. Diablo112688

Naw, say "Peni", i'm not sure if it's the plural tense, but it adds so much more emphasis.

Text her a link to a shock site. Say it's a puppy website.

Get a few piercings, like so: