What's the dumbest thing you've heard a religious person say to you?

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#51 fkholmes
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[QUOTE="muthsera666"]

[QUOTE="Yagami-Iori"]There is a God.Jocubus

That was hardcore, man. Great though.

Probably when I asked how they knew God existed and they answered that it said in the Bible. And I asked how they knew the Bible was right and they said because God told them. And then, they couldn't figure out why I just looked at them and then started laughing...

Yes you are such a mental giant that you figured out what circular reasoning is. *slow clap*

It's still funny. You are just butthurt.
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#52 Jocubus
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[QUOTE="Jocubus"][QUOTE="muthsera666"]

[QUOTE="Yagami-Iori"]There is a God.fkholmes

That was hardcore, man. Great though.

Probably when I asked how they knew God existed and they answered that it said in the Bible. And I asked how they knew the Bible was right and they said because God told them. And then, they couldn't figure out why I just looked at them and then started laughing...

Yes you are such a mental giant that you figured out what circular reasoning is. *slow clap*

It's still funny. You are just butthurt.

Almost as funny as your comment (Hint: Your comment wasn't funny or mature).
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#53 muthsera666
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[QUOTE="muthsera666"]

[QUOTE="Yagami-Iori"]There is a God.Jocubus

That was hardcore, man. Great though.

Probably when I asked how they knew God existed and they answered that it said in the Bible. And I asked how they knew the Bible was right and they said because God told them. And then, they couldn't figure out why I just looked at them and then started laughing...

Yes you are such a mental giant that you figured out what circular reasoning is. *slow clap*

Sigh. Was the insult really necessary? Did I insult you? No. Quit being a ****. The point of the situation was that the other person could not comprehend the logical fallacy of the situation.

What's your problem?

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#54 Hman321
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well south park said this about atheist

"be a totally d*** to any one who doesn't think like you"

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#55 Jocubus
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[QUOTE="Jocubus"][QUOTE="muthsera666"]

[QUOTE="Yagami-Iori"]There is a God.muthsera666

That was hardcore, man. Great though.

Probably when I asked how they knew God existed and they answered that it said in the Bible. And I asked how they knew the Bible was right and they said because God told them. And then, they couldn't figure out why I just looked at them and then started laughing...

Yes you are such a mental giant that you figured out what circular reasoning is. *slow clap*

Sigh. Was the insult really necessary? Did I insult you? No. Quit being a ****. The point of the situation was that the other person could not comprehend the logical fallacy of the situation.

What's your problem?

Its not a problem with me I assure you. Its your lack of respect for another's belief. I doubt you would have the audacity to actually laugh in someone's face, especially a stranger's.
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#56 Havik951
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well im atheist, but you really shouldnt put stuff up to try and piss off religious people
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#57 zeldafan00013
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join our church. My favorite was when the church leader person of the church i went to came ot my house to find out why i had stopped going to chruch. Well I started going cause this girl i liked at the time wanted me to go with her. Anyways long story short my family is not religious and my dad told the guy that i only go to church to meet cutegirls. lol. I laughed so much when i heard that, it was true but the face on the guy was priceless. I did not even know he was there but i was in my room and i looked out it was awesome.
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#58 Severed_Hand
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"You're going to hell." o.O wasn't very nice.

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#59 muthsera666
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[QUOTE="muthsera666"][QUOTE="Jocubus"][QUOTE="muthsera666"]

[QUOTE="Yagami-Iori"]There is a God.Jocubus

That was hardcore, man. Great though.

Probably when I asked how they knew God existed and they answered that it said in the Bible. And I asked how they knew the Bible was right and they said because God told them. And then, they couldn't figure out why I just looked at them and then started laughing...

Yes you are such a mental giant that you figured out what circular reasoning is. *slow clap*

Sigh. Was the insult really necessary? Did I insult you? No. Quit being a ****. The point of the situation was that the other person could not comprehend the logical fallacy of the situation.

What's your problem?

Its not a problem with me I assure you. Its your lack of respect for another's belief. I doubt you would have the audacity to actually laugh in someone's face, especially a stranger's.

I respect anyone who can support their beliefs. If they have a reason other than just faith, then I support their understandings. And you doubt my ability to laugh in someone's face when they say something unfounded? Okay, whatever.

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#60 fkholmes
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[QUOTE="fkholmes"][QUOTE="Jocubus"][QUOTE="muthsera666"]

[QUOTE="Yagami-Iori"]There is a God.Jocubus

That was hardcore, man. Great though.

Probably when I asked how they knew God existed and they answered that it said in the Bible. And I asked how they knew the Bible was right and they said because God told them. And then, they couldn't figure out why I just looked at them and then started laughing...

Yes you are such a mental giant that you figured out what circular reasoning is. *slow clap*

It's still funny. You are just butthurt.

Almost as funny as your comment (Hint: Your comment wasn't funny or mature).


Wow, you are so witty! For pity's sake, take a joke. I bet you are one of those really hard-line Christians who shoot down everyone else's beliefs.

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#61 yoshi-lnex
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I find this topic offensive, if you want to argue logically, that's one thing, but bashing won't accomplish anything.......
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#62 Def_Jef88
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I find this topic offensive, if you want to argue logically, that's one thing, but bashing won't accomplish anything.......yoshi-lnex
I agree
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#63 KingPeru
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"go to church and you'll find out who was jesus's grandfather.........."

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#64 Fortier
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Its about on par with the dumbest thing an atheist has ever said to me. Or a buddhist has ever said to me. Or a black, mexican, or white person has ever said to me. Why the Hell do you feel you need to seperate theists?...
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#65 GodLovesDead
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This old, nearly dead old man waddled up to my door one day. I was in my boxers blasting my death metal and I open the door not knowing who it is. He spoke so softly I couldn't hear a word. All I heard was him saying "Do you believe in god?" and I was like "haha sure". My favorite part is when he said "Jesus saved my life" even though he is some brittle old man going door to door preaching for the church. I have a church up the street that specifically targets our house.
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#66 Robbie_IV
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I love how we can all get together on the Interent to e-hug each other and get along like one big happy family. Yeah.

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