What's the most embarassing thing your friends have said?

What are the most embarassing things you're friends have said? In your group or in public? Mine would be this:

Me and my friends we're walking in the mall when all of a sudden my friend blurts out "Let's buy a ***** I walked faster and my other friend tried to get away from him :P My other friends we're trying to shut him up. Pretty embarassing haha.

How about you guys?

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Not really what he said, but what he did... In high school a friend of mine was drinking like a big gulp slushee or something at our homecoming football game...two of my other friends and I were like 30 feet away from him talking to some girls and then he chucked the cup with like 1/2 the liquid still in it into the visitor stands of the stadium. Luckily, it only ended up hitting the other school's vice principle. We were all suspended for 3 days :(spazzx625

What's to :( about? You took out the other teams leader, you were heroes! :P

I was playing Company of Heroes, my friend sitting next to me. I just ordered a para-drop behind enemy lines, but unfortunately, the Germans had a AA truck near bay. Then as a bodies float down from the sky my friend says "Why would they drop dead people?" :lol:

Ugh, I've got quite a few of these, but I'll throw in my most memorable one:

I was at lunch with some friends, including a girl that I really liked. The conversation turned to wierdness, and The Girl said something like "Oh yeah, if he's got a beard he's a pedo" - fortunately, she seemed genuinely shocked when she remembered that I had a beard.

Uh, anyway, that wasn't the embarrassing part. At dinner that night (at a pub), we were talking about IDs and their photos - she asked us whether her ID photo looked underage, and another of my 'friends' - he's never been one for subtlety - blurted out "Well, heyyyy, if you look underage and he's a pedophile...eh? eh? :D".

Ugh.

Oh, and then later that night, admiring the fact that he'd hooked two of our friends up, he turned to me and said "Ok, *insert my name here*, you're going to be my next project". to which she replied "Oh, really? Who're you going to hook him up with?". Awkwardness. :P

[QUOTE="Head_of_games"] What's to :( about? You took out the oater teams leader, you where heroes! :Pspazzx625

A teacher made me wash his desk before because I doodled on it. ¬_¬

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A few of my friends are extreme nerds. I'm talking your stereotypical Family Guy/Linkin Park loving uncoordinated kind of nerds that throw around anime references left and right.

A teacher made me wash his desk before because I doodled on it. ¬_¬

A teacher made me wash his desk before because I doodled on it. ¬_¬

That's weird, my teacher was a middle-aged Arabic man too ;)spazzx625

One time a friend of mine came up to me drunk out his brain when i was on a date with a girl (and he knew she liked me).

Stumbled up and went "she likes you" she glanced at me and laughed cause it was open since i had asked her out earlier that night rofl.Best part was i said i wouldnt be goin around with them cause of that.

Was embarassing but in retrospective really funny.

Once I was walking past these really hot girls with my brother while he was eating a schnitzel sandwich. Anyway, he sort of coughed and managed to blow half the sandwich out his nose.:lol:

What was funnier though, was he didn't want to draw any further attention to himself, so he just kept walking with half his 'sneeze' sandwich hanging out his nose like there was nothing going on.

I heard the girls burst into laughter when they were a couple of metres past us. Then I did what every good brother should do, I corked him. :P

I was playing Company of Heroes, my friend sitting next to me. I just ordered a para-drop behind enemy lines, but unfortunately, the Germans had a AA truck near bay. Then as a bodies float down from the sky my friend says "Why would they drop dead people?" :lol:

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