What's the most physically painful thing that has ever happend to you?

One time, years ago - standing in my family room - my friend noticed a golf driver resting against the wall.

We're talking to each other and he casually picks it up and starts doing some slow practice swing motions.

Then all of a sudden out of nowhere, he just winds up and takes a full swing - which hit nothing but the little ball bone on the side of my ankle.

I think i actually went into shock momentarily.

The stupidity was unmatched.

You?

My brother threw an apple and it hit my groin. He said he wasn't aiming for it but I don't believe it,

lol wow

anesethesic awareness

lol wow

anesethesic awareness

BobSacamento

most definately getting hit in the groin.

one day i was at a park talking with my friends then my girlfriend desides to get on the swings. so im standing in front of her(pretty stupid on my part) and she is swinging but moving her legs so she wont hit me. then all of a sudden she straightens her legs and swings and kicks me right in the nuts. it hurt so bad. i just layed on the ground for a good 10 minutes

Kidney stone.Dark__Link

Kidney stone.Dark__Link

Few things can top this.

Almost cut off a few fingers with a razor sharp skinning knife when I was 15. So sharp and so many endorphins it didn't hurt for a good two hours. But before going into surgery the feeling came back and I was begging them to knock me out. Excruciating to say the least.

More recently, and less dramatic, I was eating a salad with some vinagrette and forgot about the small cut on my lip. Only a split instant of the most acute stinging pain I have ever felt. Actually got lightheaded and swooned for a second. Nearly blacked out from it.

Thus continue my misadventures through time and space.

Kidney stone.Dark__Link

ive never had one and hope to never ever get one. ive heard stories about them.

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[QUOTE="Dark__Link"]Kidney stone.Gaming-Planet

why would that be sarcastic lol

another painful experience for me - i just had my shoulder surgically reconstructed, and the tylenol 3's that they gave me for the pain afterwards have no effect on me, so once the freezing the morphene wore off i was in incredible pain

why would that be sarcastic lolBobSacamento

[QUOTE="BobSacamento"]why would that be sarcastic lolDark__Link

no, no nothing like that.... I just feel bad and I can't do anything about it. so... I can't care for it. Just think of it that way.

I got my nipple pierced with a dull denim sewing needle on the living room floor of my coke-head friend's apartment.

Top that.

[QUOTE="BobSacamento"]

lol wow

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xaos

A paper cut on my thumb. :cry: :cry: :cry:

Top that, you wussies! :P

I got my nipple pierced with a dull denim sewing needle on the living room floor of my coke-head friend's apartment.

Top that.

Deathxcore

mhm...

getting owned by a car, but that waesent really painful, since i went into shock almost immediatly

i felt it the day after tho lolz

I like these threads because they always make me more aware of myself, and all the kidney stone posts are making me drink water >_>DrSponge

another painful experience for me - i just had my shoulder surgically reconstructed, and the tylenol 3's that they gave me for the pain afterwards have no effect on me, so once the freezing the morphene wore off i was in incredible pain

BobSacamento

[QUOTE="DrSponge"]I like these threads because they always make me more aware of myself, and all the kidney stone posts are making me drink water >_>kruesader

Another pain thread and, again, I got nothing. The most painful thing to ever happen to me is tearing a muscle in my leg after falling down an escalator.

I need to live more dangerously.

[QUOTE="BobSacamento"]

lol wow

anesethesic awareness

xaos

@Everyone: Ouch.

I've been blessed with a fairly painless and non-traumatic life. But the most painful experience for me must have been the time when I was riding some waves and collided head first into my dads back. As you can imagine my spine suffered the consequences. He was unharmed though. Kind of lose-lose. :roll:

I need to live more dangerously.

Cherokee_Jack

[QUOTE="kruesader"][QUOTE="DrSponge"]I like these threads because they always make me more aware of myself, and all the kidney stone posts are making me drink water >_>DrSponge

getting shot in the shoulder, a stupid rookie in the in the army playied around with his gun (you know the type) and accidently shot me in the shoulder.