What's the perfect woman for you?

For me a mix between gymnastics athlete.stripper,and cheerleader.

With a most sweet and sensitive personality,intelligent,and nerdy.

Describe yours.

Just nice. And unequivocally loves me as i her. Sappy i know but genuinely troo.

Aside from looks, she'd be quiet/reserved and not too bubbly. Have a good head on hear shoulders. Kind and caring, but not to a point were it would be a weakness. Just in general a good person.

A guy can dream...

Good attitude Good sense of humor Helpful Brunette and long hair Good looking 5'3" or shorter Skinnier than me No tattoos No piercings outside the ears Open-minded Good music taste etc.ArmoredCore55

Why is your perfect woman a dwarf?

[QUOTE="ArmoredCore55"]Good attitude Good sense of humor Helpful Brunette and long hair Good looking 5'3" or shorter Skinnier than me No tattoos No piercings outside the ears Open-minded Good music taste etc.Ilovegames1992

Why is your perfect woman a dwarf?

[QUOTE="Ilovegames1992"]

[QUOTE="ArmoredCore55"]Good attitude Good sense of humor Helpful Brunette and long hair Good looking 5'3" or shorter Skinnier than me No tattoos No piercings outside the ears Open-minded Good music taste etc.ArmoredCore55

Why is your perfect woman a dwarf?

No it's exactly 5'3" and under.

One that is attractive, good personality,smart, and most importantly loyal...like if she was the only one in a room with ten dudes hitting on her and turn each of them down and showed no interest in them because I am her man and that's what she wants to do

Scarlett

Strawberry blonde, larger blue/green eyes, 100-130lbs with curves and a bubble butt. Breast size doesn't matter but I prefer a B-C. Younger looking face. As far as personality goes I like ditzy but not dumb. Prefers to stay at home than go out. No drinkers. No vegetarians (I love food too much to deal with that). Understands that I need time for my hobbies. Independent to a point. Decent sense of humor (at least understands sarcasm). Not overly emotional or self-conscious. Needs to be able to handle banter and throw it back. Must understand that an argument/fight every now and then is a good thing. Not loud all the time. In the bedroom: willing to experiment to an extent (don't want a straight up ho or a dominatrix). Enjoys it rough but can also be slow and sensual. I like loud girls but not screamers. Must be willing to have the lights on at all times. Don't like girls that give huge hickeys (small ones are ok but I don't want a leech/vampire chewing on my neck). Must must must (this is a big one) enjoy getting/giving oral...getting more so (you'd be surprised how many chicks I've met don't enjoy it...until I get to them). And other things that probably aren't GS appropriate. That's really all I can think of atm.DocDelicious

So pretty much a sex slave housewife.

How boringly patriarchal.

She's naturally pretty. Petit, a weirdo like me, really nice, cute personallity, not dumb, high tolerance for stupidness and whatnot, doesn't hold a grudge or stay mad for over like 5 minutes like me.

Oh and NOt NOtNOTnoT a slut at all.

She's naturally pretty. Petit, a weirdo like me, really nice, cute personallity, not dumb, high tolerance for stuidness and whatnot, doesn't hold a grudge or stay mad for over like 5 minutes like me.

xMistress

A lot of "like me"'s in there.

Narcissism much?

[QUOTE="ArmoredCore55"][QUOTE="Ilovegames1992"]

Why is your perfect woman a dwarf?

Ilovegames1992

No it's exactly 5'3" and under.

4'10" is generally the accepted height (plenty of people are 5´3", I dunno where you live that 5'3" is dwarfish), but really dwarfism isn't determined by height but by underactivity of the pituitary gland.

[QUOTE="xMistress"]

She's naturally pretty. Petit, a weirdo like me, really nice, cute personallity, not dumb, high tolerance for stuidness and whatnot, doesn't hold a grudge or stay mad for over like 5 minutes like me.

Ilovegames1992

A lot of "like me"'s in there.

Narcissism much?

Only 2 things were like me, being a little weirdo (is a must), and when we have a dumb fight (unless its something serious) we should be back to likecuddling and sh*tin 5-10 minutes lol I hate when my bf stays so mad for like 15 minutes after a dumb fight and I'm far over it.

The woman in my sig and my profile picture.

[QUOTE="Ilovegames1992"]

[QUOTE="ArmoredCore55"] Doesn't dwarfism mean less than 4'10"?theone86

No it's exactly 5'3" and under.

4'10" is generally the accepted height (plenty of people are 5´3", I dunno where you live that 5'3" is dwarfish), but really dwarfism isn't determined by height but by underactivity of the pituitary gland.

Way to spoil a joke with your stupid science.

Science Dammit!!

[QUOTE="Ilovegames1992"]

[QUOTE="xMistress"]

She's naturally pretty. Petit, a weirdo like me, really nice, cute personallity, not dumb, high tolerance for stuidness and whatnot, doesn't hold a grudge or stay mad for over like 5 minutes like me.

xMistress

A lot of "like me"'s in there.

Narcissism much?

Only 2 things were like me, being a little weirdo (is a must), and when we have a dumb fight (unless its something serious) we should be back to likecuddling and sh*tin 5-10 minutes lol I hate when my bf stays so mad for like 15 minutes after a dumb fight and I'm far over it.

So would you two be like

(typical american girl teen voice)

"Oh my gawwwwd i'm, like, soooo sorry about what happened a minute ago"

"Yeah i'm, like, super sorry too, wanna make out?"

"Yeah ok"

?

[QUOTE="xMistress"]

[QUOTE="Ilovegames1992"]

A lot of "like me"'s in there.

Narcissism much?

Ilovegames1992

Only 2 things were like me, being a little weirdo (is a must), and when we have a dumb fight (unless its something serious) we should be back to likecuddling and sh*tin 5-10 minutes lol I hate when my bf stays so mad for like 15 minutes after a dumb fight and I'm far over it.

So would you two be like

(typical american girl teen voice)

"Oh my gawwwwd i'm, like, soooo sorry about what happened a minute ago"

"Yeah i'm, like, super sorry too, wanna make out?"

"Yeah ok"

?

[QUOTE="ArmoredCore55"][QUOTE="Ilovegames1992"]

Why is your perfect woman a dwarf?

Ilovegames1992

No it's exactly 5'3" and under.

"Dwarfism is a medical disorder with the sole requirement being an adult height under 147 cm (4 ft 10 in) and it is almost always classified as to the underlying condition that is the cause for the short stature."

Is what I found after a short Google search. ArmoredCore55 is right from the looks of things, unless you can find another source.

Oh and here is another source: What is the definition of dwarfism?. Want to reconsider?:question:

[QUOTE="theone86"]

[QUOTE="Ilovegames1992"]

No it's exactly 5'3" and under.

Ilovegames1992

4'10" is generally the accepted height (plenty of people are 5´3", I dunno where you live that 5'3" is dwarfish), but really dwarfism isn't determined by height but by underactivity of the pituitary gland.

Way to spoil a joke with your stupid science.

Science Dammit!!

Ah, Armoredcore's straight-faced response threw me off (but I guess really I shouldn't be surprised by that).

[QUOTE="xMistress"]

[QUOTE="Ilovegames1992"]

A lot of "like me"'s in there.

Narcissism much?

Ilovegames1992

Only 2 things were like me, being a little weirdo (is a must), and when we have a dumb fight (unless its something serious) we should be back to likecuddling and sh*tin 5-10 minutes lol I hate when my bf stays so mad for like 15 minutes after a dumb fight and I'm far over it.

So would you two be like

(typical american girl teen voice)

"Oh my gawwwwd i'm, like, soooo sorry about what happened a minute ago"

"Yeah i'm, like, super sorry too, wanna make out?"

"Yeah ok"

?

more like

(typical canadian teen voice)

Me: Hey I'm sorry for what I said before, I was just being a B*tch I didn't mean it

Her: (silence for a couple seconds) okay I'm sorry for what I said too *hugs and kisses*

Me: soooo wanna go watch the end of star wars?

Her: sure :)

*passionatly kisses*

[QUOTE="Ilovegames1992"]

[QUOTE="xMistress"]

Only 2 things were like me, being a little weirdo (is a must), and when we have a dumb fight (unless its something serious) we should be back to likecuddling and sh*tin 5-10 minutes lol I hate when my bf stays so mad for like 15 minutes after a dumb fight and I'm far over it.

xMistress

So would you two be like

(typical american girl teen voice)

"Oh my gawwwwd i'm, like, soooo sorry about what happened a minute ago"

"Yeah i'm, like, super sorry too, wanna make out?"

"Yeah ok"

?

more like

(typical canadian teen voice)

Me: Hey I'm sorry for what I said before, I was just being a B*tch I didn't mean it

Her: (silence for a couple seconds) okay I'm sorry for what I said too *hugs and kisses*

Me: soooo wanna go watch the end of star wars?

Her: sure :)

*passionatly kisses*

Hm ok then.

Why were you, a girl, watching Star Wars?

The most balanced one.

A perfect women would be a women that makes sandwiches for her husband.

By making a sandwich, it is a sign of love, respect, and appreciation.

Who the f**k would wanna come home to find no sandwich for lunch and see his wife getting banged by another man?

[QUOTE="xMistress"]

[QUOTE="Ilovegames1992"]

So would you two be like

(typical american girl teen voice)

"Oh my gawwwwd i'm, like, soooo sorry about what happened a minute ago"

"Yeah i'm, like, super sorry too, wanna make out?"

"Yeah ok"

?

Ilovegames1992

more like

(typical canadian teen voice)

Me: Hey I'm sorry for what I said before, I was just being a B*tch I didn't mean it

Her: (silence for a couple seconds) okay I'm sorry for what I said too *hugs and kisses*

Me: soooo wanna go watch the end of star wars?

Her: sure :)

*passionatly kisses*

Hm ok then.

Why were you, a girl, watching Star Wars?

Because I like star wars.

Am I not allowed to watch certain movies just because I have a vagina?

:P

[QUOTE="xMistress"]

She's naturally pretty. Petit, a weirdo like me, really nice, cute personallity, not dumb, high tolerance for stuidness and whatnot, doesn't hold a grudge or stay mad for over like 5 minutes like me.

Ilovegames1992

A lot of "like me"'s in there.

Narcissism much?

A perfect women would be a women that makes sandwiches for her husband.

By making a sandwich, it is a sign of love, respect, and appreciation.

Who the f**k would wanna come home to find no sandwich for lunch and see his wife getting banged by another man?

TehFuneral

[QUOTE="Ilovegames1992"]

[QUOTE="xMistress"]

more like

(typical canadian teen voice)

Me: Hey I'm sorry for what I said before, I was just being a B*tch I didn't mean it

Her: (silence for a couple seconds) okay I'm sorry for what I said too *hugs and kisses*

Me: soooo wanna go watch the end of star wars?

Her: sure :)

*passionatly kisses*

xMistress

Hm ok then.

Why were you, a girl, watching Star Wars?

Because I like star wars.

Am I not allowed to watch certain movies just because I have a vagina?

:P

Because the only reason girls see, to like those things is to seem kooky and cool and nerdy. Because nerdy and slightly "random" is the new cool thing in culture now.

But no watch what you please.

[QUOTE="TehFuneral"]

A perfect women would be a women that makes sandwiches for her husband.

By making a sandwich, it is a sign of love, respect, and appreciation.

Who the f**k would wanna come home to find no sandwich for lunch and see his wife getting banged by another man?

Fightingfan

Why do men get off on women making them food? I prefer making my own food, wouldn't want a girlfriend making sandwiches for me, both because it seems mysogynistic and because I like making my own sandwiches.

[QUOTE="xMistress"]

[QUOTE="Ilovegames1992"]

Hm ok then.

Why were you, a girl, watching Star Wars?

Ilovegames1992

Because I like star wars.

Am I not allowed to watch certain movies just because I have a vagina?

:P

Because the only reason girls see, to like those things is to seem kooky and cool and nerdy. Because nerdy and slightly "random" is the new cool thing in culture now.

But no watch what you please.

Wait so girls would pretend to like movies like star wars to seem nerdy?

Idk...I just like all the movies/episodes lol not pretending.

[QUOTE="Fightingfan"][QUOTE="TehFuneral"]

A perfect women would be a women that makes sandwiches for her husband.

By making a sandwich, it is a sign of love, respect, and appreciation.

Who the f**k would wanna come home to find no sandwich for lunch and see his wife getting banged by another man?

theone86

Why do men get off on women making them food? I prefer making my own food, wouldn't want a girlfriend making sandwiches for me, both because it seems mysogynistic and because I like making my own sandwiches.

[QUOTE="Fightingfan"][QUOTE="TehFuneral"]

A perfect women would be a women that makes sandwiches for her husband.

By making a sandwich, it is a sign of love, respect, and appreciation.

Who the f**k would wanna come home to find no sandwich for lunch and see his wife getting banged by another man?

theone86

Why do men get off on women making them food? I prefer making my own food, wouldn't want a girlfriend making sandwiches for me, both because it seems mysogynistic and because I like making my own sandwiches.

Women are like credit cards. The ones I really want have a low intrest and won't qualify me, so I get stuck with the one that has a high intrest and extra fees.

The only thing we're asking for return is a sandwich and some love.

College educated, great personality with a good sense of humor, Assyrian, and romantic. Us Libras love romance :)

[QUOTE="Ilovegames1992"]

[QUOTE="xMistress"]

Because I like star wars.

Am I not allowed to watch certain movies just because I have a vagina?

:P

xMistress

Because the only reason girls see, to like those things is to seem kooky and cool and nerdy. Because nerdy and slightly "random" is the new cool thing in culture now.

But no watch what you please.

Wait so girls would pretend to like movies like star wars to seem nerdy?

Idk...I just like all the movies/episodes lol not pretending.

So you seriously like all the Star Wars films? Even episodes I and II?

Regardless, i still think my theory on women and nerd culture holds truth.

[QUOTE="theone86"]

[QUOTE="Fightingfan"] I agree, at least make me some sandwiches if you're gonna cheat.TehFuneral

Why do men get off on women making them food? I prefer making my own food, wouldn't want a girlfriend making sandwiches for me, both because it seems mysogynistic and because I like making my own sandwiches.

Women are like credit cards. The ones I really want have a low intrest and won't qualify me, so I get stuck with the one that has a high intrest and extra fees.

The only thing we're asking for return is a sandwich and some love.

I'm not personally a believer in relationships that operate on a quid pro quo basis. Women that demand a ton of attention and gift-giving are often as bad as men that demand in house room service, and it only gets worse when sex becomes contigent on those things. Why not just go with callgirls?

[QUOTE="xMistress"]

[QUOTE="Ilovegames1992"]

Because the only reason girls see, to like those things is to seem kooky and cool and nerdy. Because nerdy and slightly "random" is the new cool thing in culture now.

But no watch what you please.

Ilovegames1992

Wait so girls would pretend to like movies like star wars to seem nerdy?

Idk...I just like all the movies/episodes lol not pretending.

So you seriously like all the Star Wars films? Even episodes I and II?

Regardless, i still think my theory on women and nerd culture holds truth.

Dude, shut up. Men have had to pretend to like sh*tty romantic comedies for ages now, even if women are faking liking Star Wars it's a step forward.

[QUOTE="Ilovegames1992"]

[QUOTE="xMistress"]

Wait so girls would pretend to like movies like star wars to seem nerdy?

Idk...I just like all the movies/episodes lol not pretending.

theone86

So you seriously like all the Star Wars films? Even episodes I and II?

Regardless, i still think my theory on women and nerd culture holds truth.

Dude, shut up. Men have had to pretend to like sh*tty romantic comedies for ages now, even if women are faking liking Star Wars it's a step forward.

[QUOTE="theone86"]

[QUOTE="Ilovegames1992"]

So you seriously like all the Star Wars films? Even episodes I and II?

Regardless, i still think my theory on women and nerd culture holds truth.

SwagSurf

Dude, shut up. Men have had to pretend to like sh*tty romantic comedies for ages now, even if women are faking liking Star Wars it's a step forward.

[QUOTE="SwagSurf"][QUOTE="theone86"]

Dude, shut up. Men have had to pretend to like sh*tty romantic comedies for ages now, even if women are faking liking Star Wars it's a step forward.

Michael0134567

Me too.

[QUOTE="theone86"]

[QUOTE="Ilovegames1992"]

So you seriously like all the Star Wars films? Even episodes I and II?

Regardless, i still think my theory on women and nerd culture holds truth.

SwagSurf

Dude, shut up. Men have had to pretend to like sh*tty romantic comedies for ages now, even if women are faking liking Star Wars it's a step forward.

What are Libra males like?

[QUOTE="Michael0134567"][QUOTE="SwagSurf"] Except for us Libra males :PBATTOSAI76

Me too.

Oh yea 8)

[QUOTE="SwagSurf"][QUOTE="theone86"]

Dude, shut up. Men have had to pretend to like sh*tty romantic comedies for ages now, even if women are faking liking Star Wars it's a step forward.

Ilovegames1992

What are Libra males like?