What's the perfect woman for you?

[QUOTE="Ilovegames1992"]

[QUOTE="SwagSurf"] Except for us Libra males :PSwagSurf

What are Libra males like?

Well that's utterly wrong as sh!t. I'm a Libra male and i share none of those qualities. Gotta love astrology.

[QUOTE="Ilovegames1992"]

[QUOTE="SwagSurf"] Except for us Libra males :PSwagSurf

What are Libra males like?

We cool like dat.:cool:

[QUOTE="SwagSurf"][QUOTE="Ilovegames1992"]

What are Libra males like?

Ilovegames1992

Well that's utterly wrong as sh!t. I'm a Libra male and i share none of those qualities. Gotta love astrology.

One who is around my height and not fatter then me. Preferably has South Asian background.

[QUOTE="Ilovegames1992"]

[QUOTE="SwagSurf"] Libras are most often Romantic, friendly, outgoing, and gentle. SwagSurf

Well that's utterly wrong as sh!t. I'm a Libra male and i share none of those qualities. Gotta love astrology.

No. Astrology is amazing as people believe in it. For people to believe there are only 12 types of people in the world is amazingly strange.

Although i put down my inherent need for balance to my Libraness.

What's an "odd" Libra :lol:

Actually i'll even give you slightly romantic and friendly, maybe.

[QUOTE="TehFuneral"]

[QUOTE="theone86"]

Why do men get off on women making them food? I prefer making my own food, wouldn't want a girlfriend making sandwiches for me, both because it seems mysogynistic and because I like making my own sandwiches.

theone86

Women are like credit cards. The ones I really want have a low intrest and won't qualify me, so I get stuck with the one that has a high intrest and extra fees.

The only thing we're asking for return is a sandwich and some love.

I'm not personally a believer in relationships that operate on a quid pro quo basis. Women that demand a ton of attention and gift-giving are often as bad as men that demand in house room service, and it only gets worse when sex becomes contigent on those things. Why not just go with callgirls?

Women are beautiful creatures, but I wish their minds were programmable as my remote control...

I like my steak dinners and football.

[QUOTE="SwagSurf"][QUOTE="Ilovegames1992"]

Well that's utterly wrong as sh!t. I'm a Libra male and i share none of those qualities. Gotta love astrology.

Ilovegames1992

No. Astrology is amazing as people believe in it. For people to believe there are only 12 types of people in the world is amazingly strange.

Although i put down my inherent need for balance to my Libraness.

What's an "odd" Libra :lol:

Actually i'll even give you slightly romantic and friendly, maybe.

Not only that, but the categories are not mutually exclusive. They're very general, so no matter who reads any given description they should find some characteristics that describe them. It's their belief in astrology that makes them focus only on the characteristics that fit them, and not the ones that don't.

[QUOTE="Ilovegames1992"]

[QUOTE="SwagSurf"] I guess your one of those "odd" Libras then :evil:theone86

No. Astrology is amazing as people believe in it. For people to believe there are only 12 types of people in the world is amazingly strange.

Although i put down my inherent need for balance to my Libraness.

What's an "odd" Libra :lol:

Actually i'll even give you slightly romantic and friendly, maybe.

Not only that, but the categories are not mutually exclusive. They're very general, so no matter who reads any given description they should find some characteristics that describe them. It's their belief in astrology that makes them focus only on the characteristics that fit them, and not the ones that don't.

Exactly. I would like astrology if most people were told that they were horrible, boring kunts. But its always "you are generous" or something.

[QUOTE="DocDelicious"]Strawberry blonde, larger blue/green eyes, 100-130lbs with curves and a bubble butt. Breast size doesn't matter but I prefer a B-C. Younger looking face. As far as personality goes I like ditzy but not dumb. Prefers to stay at home than go out. No drinkers. No vegetarians (I love food too much to deal with that). Understands that I need time for my hobbies. Independent to a point. Decent sense of humor (at least understands sarcasm). Not overly emotional or self-conscious. Needs to be able to handle banter and throw it back. Must understand that an argument/fight every now and then is a good thing. Not loud all the time. In the bedroom: willing to experiment to an extent (don't want a straight up ho or a dominatrix). Enjoys it rough but can also be slow and sensual. I like loud girls but not screamers. Must be willing to have the lights on at all times. Don't like girls that give huge hickeys (small ones are ok but I don't want a leech/vampire chewing on my neck). Must must must (this is a big one) enjoy getting/giving oral...getting more so (you'd be surprised how many chicks I've met don't enjoy it...until I get to them). And other things that probably aren't GS appropriate. That's really all I can think of atm.Ilovegames1992

So pretty much a sex slave housewife.

How boringly patriarchal.

[QUOTE="theone86"]

[QUOTE="TehFuneral"]

Women are like credit cards. The ones I really want have a low intrest and won't qualify me, so I get stuck with the one that has a high intrest and extra fees.

The only thing we're asking for return is a sandwich and some love.

TehFuneral

I'm not personally a believer in relationships that operate on a quid pro quo basis. Women that demand a ton of attention and gift-giving are often as bad as men that demand in house room service, and it only gets worse when sex becomes contigent on those things. Why not just go with callgirls?

Women are beautiful creatures, but I wish their minds were programmable as my remote control...

I like my steak dinners and football.

Doesn't that kinda defeat the point of relationships? To be romantically linked with another individual person? If you want women who don't think for themselves there are plenty of them out there, like you said before, though, they can be quite superficial. Take your pick, focused on more than looks and money but free-thinking, or focused on looks and money and acquiescent.

[QUOTE="Ilovegames1992"]

[QUOTE="DocDelicious"]Strawberry blonde, larger blue/green eyes, 100-130lbs with curves and a bubble butt. Breast size doesn't matter but I prefer a B-C. Younger looking face. As far as personality goes I like ditzy but not dumb. Prefers to stay at home than go out. No drinkers. No vegetarians (I love food too much to deal with that). Understands that I need time for my hobbies. Independent to a point. Decent sense of humor (at least understands sarcasm). Not overly emotional or self-conscious. Needs to be able to handle banter and throw it back. Must understand that an argument/fight every now and then is a good thing. Not loud all the time. In the bedroom: willing to experiment to an extent (don't want a straight up ho or a dominatrix). Enjoys it rough but can also be slow and sensual. I like loud girls but not screamers. Must be willing to have the lights on at all times. Don't like girls that give huge hickeys (small ones are ok but I don't want a leech/vampire chewing on my neck). Must must must (this is a big one) enjoy getting/giving oral...getting more so (you'd be surprised how many chicks I've met don't enjoy it...until I get to them). And other things that probably aren't GS appropriate. That's really all I can think of atm.DocDelicious

So pretty much a sex slave housewife.

How boringly patriarchal.

Seriously what you wrote was pretty patriarchal and misogynistic.... to an extent.

I gues guys think the perfect girl for them is someone they can control.

[QUOTE="theone86"]

[QUOTE="Ilovegames1992"]

No. Astrology is amazing as people believe in it. For people to believe there are only 12 types of people in the world is amazingly strange.

Although i put down my inherent need for balance to my Libraness.

What's an "odd" Libra :lol:

Actually i'll even give you slightly romantic and friendly, maybe.

Ilovegames1992

Not only that, but the categories are not mutually exclusive. They're very general, so no matter who reads any given description they should find some characteristics that describe them. It's their belief in astrology that makes them focus only on the characteristics that fit them, and not the ones that don't.

Exactly. I would like astrology if most people were told that they were horrible, boring kunts. But its always "you are generous" or something.

And there's no scientific basis for it. Even when people try to look for explanations like the gravity of distant stars affecting people in different ways, the stars are so distant that gravity doesn't even come into the equation. They're finding that gravity is like one of the weakest forces in the universe, it would sound more plausible to me if they based it not on the position of the stars but on some quantam mechanics force-thingy.

I gues guys think the perfect girl for them is someone they can control.

AussieePet

I gues guys think the perfect girl for them is someone they can control.

AussieePet

Obviously. As do women.

[QUOTE="TehFuneral"]

[QUOTE="theone86"]

I'm not personally a believer in relationships that operate on a quid pro quo basis. Women that demand a ton of attention and gift-giving are often as bad as men that demand in house room service, and it only gets worse when sex becomes contigent on those things. Why not just go with callgirls?

theone86

Women are beautiful creatures, but I wish their minds were programmable as my remote control...

I like my steak dinners and football.

Doesn't that kinda defeat the point of relationships? To be romantically linked with another individual person? If you want women who don't think for themselves there are plenty of them out there, like you said before, though, they can be quite superficial. Take your pick, focused on more than looks and money but free-thinking, or focused on looks and money and acquiescent.

:|

It doesn't matter, im still gonna end up sleeping in my car.

I gues guys think the perfect girl for them is someone they can control.

AussieePet

Wait. How is my description controlling?

I gues guys think the perfect girl for them is someone they can control.

AussieePet

I guess girls think the perfect guy for them is someone who can control them.

[QUOTE="xMistress"]

[QUOTE="Ilovegames1992"]

Because the only reason girls see, to like those things is to seem kooky and cool and nerdy. Because nerdy and slightly "random" is the new cool thing in culture now.

But no watch what you please.

Ilovegames1992

Wait so girls would pretend to like movies like star wars to seem nerdy?

Idk...I just like all the movies/episodes lol not pretending.

So you seriously like all the Star Wars films? Even episodes I and II?

Regardless, i still think my theory on women and nerd culture holds truth.

Loving, loyal, thoughtful, silly and cute.

The one I have now, none at all. I spent so long and so many years in serious relationships, engaged or married that I lost sight of who I really was. Until about a year ago I hadn't ben single for mor than a couple months in over 10 years, a good bit of that spent married. For the first time ever I'm both single and sober, and I like it. at this point I honestly want to stay single forever. Don't get me wrong, I love women, I have women friends, I just have no intrest in dating or sex at all. And oddly, I'm much happier for it.

[QUOTE="AussieePet"]

I gues guys think the perfect girl for them is someone they can control.

Communist_Soul

I guess girls think the perfect guy for them is someone who can control them.

[QUOTE="AussieePet"]

I gues guys think the perfect girl for them is someone they can control.

BATTOSAI76

Wait. How is my description controlling?

Women are beautiful creatures, but I wish their minds were programmable as my remote control...

I like my steak dinners and football.

You said that so i assume you meant you want a girl who u can control right?

I gues guys think the perfect girl for them is someone they can control.

AussieePet

haha... I am not sticking up for you this time.

[QUOTE="BATTOSAI76"]

[QUOTE="AussieePet"]

I gues guys think the perfect girl for them is someone they can control.

AussieePet

Wait. How is my description controlling?

Women are beautiful creatures, but I wish their minds were programmable as my remote control...

I like my steak dinners and football.

You said that so i assume you meant you want a girl who u can control right?

Low maintenance.

[QUOTE="AussieePet"]

I gues guys think the perfect girl for them is someone they can control.

Communist_Soul

I guess girls think the perfect guy for them is someone who can control them.

I don't think that how it works lol cause the perfect guy can be describe in many ways :)

[QUOTE="AussieePet"]

I gues guys think the perfect girl for them is someone they can control.

Austindro

haha... I am not sticking up for you this time.

lol But what he wrote make it seems that way xD

[QUOTE="AussieePet"]

[QUOTE="BATTOSAI76"]

Wait. How is my description controlling?

Fightingfan

Women are beautiful creatures, but I wish their minds were programmable as my remote control...

I like my steak dinners and football.

You said that so i assume you meant you want a girl who u can control right?

Agressive guy u are mr , dont smake her too hard dont want a broken ass huh?

A girl who isn't mean. But I don't think they exist.dodgerblue13

Well im not mean, but theres loads of girls who aren't mean til a guy gives her a reason to me mean to them , that or shes on her monthly period :P

Mila Kunis.

A perfect women would be a women that makes sandwiches for her husband.

By making a sandwich, it is a sign of love, respect, and appreciation.

Who the f**k would wanna come home to find no sandwich for lunch and see his wife getting banged by another man?

TehFuneral

Agreed

[QUOTE="dodgerblue13"]A girl who isn't mean. But I don't think they exist.AussieePet

Well im not mean, but theres loads of girls who aren't mean til a guy gives her a reason to me mean to them , that or shes on her monthly period :P

[QUOTE="Ilovegames1992"]

[QUOTE="xMistress"]

Wait so girls would pretend to like movies like star wars to seem nerdy?

Idk...I just like all the movies/episodes lol not pretending.

theone86

So you seriously like all the Star Wars films? Even episodes I and II?

Regardless, i still think my theory on women and nerd culture holds truth.

Dude, shut up. Men have had to pretend to like sh*tty romantic comedies for ages now, even if women are faking liking Star Wars it's a step forward.

Hey now, I genuinely like quirky Indie romances.

[QUOTE="TehFuneral"]

A perfect women would be a women that makes sandwiches for her husband.

By making a sandwich, it is a sign of love, respect, and appreciation.

Who the f**k would wanna come home to find no sandwich for lunch and see his wife getting banged by another man?

Austindro

Agreed

[QUOTE="AussieePet"]

[QUOTE="dodgerblue13"]A girl who isn't mean. But I don't think they exist.dodgerblue13

Well im not mean, but theres loads of girls who aren't mean til a guy gives her a reason to me mean to them , that or shes on her monthly period :P

I kind of agree with this, not to the extent of being mean though. I quit dating exclusively in 2007 and it seems girls want you more once they find out.

I kind of agree with this, not to the extent of being mean though. I quit dating exclusively in 2007 and it seems girls want you more once they find out.Austindro

[QUOTE="Austindro"]I kind of agree with this, not to the extent of being mean though. I quit dating exclusively in 2007 and it seems girls want you more once they find out.dodgerblue13

Yep, agreed but it works both ways. I think people naturally keep pushing until they find your boundaries. I am speaking in general terms obviously.

[QUOTE="BATTOSAI76"]

[QUOTE="AussieePet"]

I gues guys think the perfect girl for them is someone they can control.

AussieePet

Wait. How is my description controlling?

Women are beautiful creatures, but I wish their minds were programmable as my remote control...

I like my steak dinners and football.

You said that so i assume you meant you want a girl who u can control right?

That was TheFunural, not me.

Yep, agreed but it works both ways. I think people naturally keep pushing until they find your boundaries. I am speaking in general terms obviously.Austindro

[QUOTE="Ilovegames1992"]

[QUOTE="SwagSurf"] Except for us Libra males :PSwagSurf

What are Libra males like?