What's the stupidest thing anybody did at your highschool?

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#51 needled24-7
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZoolnsmQ04

Also, this was one of our Valedictorian speeches last year, which I personally thought was hilarious

KitCrunch
"I'm not a bootylicious, full breasted black woman who can seduce you into voting for me by shaking my hunnies around." :lol:
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Hmm.. I saw a few guys squating on the washroom floor taking a dump for the jokes of its and heard them giggle out of the washroom. A dude also tried to burn the school down with a molotov cocktail except he decided to swing the bottle, top down, so the flaming gas poured all over his back. Last... pepper spray in the girls locker room 5 mins into them changing. That was actually clever.
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#53 kid_who_grew_up
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These 3 guys were playing Ninja Turtles in the Sewers of NYSonicBalla

You sure they weren't playing with their own little Turtles in the Sewers?

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#54 mindstorm
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I know a guy to took a birth control pill...

He also drank bleach so he could pass a drug test...

Weird people...

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#55 IcyToasters
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Nothing really cool has happened in my highschool yet. :| (that i've heard of; this is my first year)

well, i guess there was a kid who got suspended for the year or something earlier on in the year that came into the school a few weeks ago, and hit like 3 teachers (two VPs and a normal teacher). he used a thermose apparently.


ooo! and i was in the bathroom, and a random guy walks in, leans over to a urnal, snot-rockets into it, grabs a piece of paper towel, wipes his nose, chucks the paper towel in the urnal, and leaves that bathroom.
i found it kinda funny. :lol:
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#56 UnknownSniper65
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Freshman Year - A kid did party boy + humping action to the principle while he was yelling at people in the hall -> Suspect got away

Sophomore year - Someone took a crap in one of the urinals in the boys locker room -> Suspect was never caught

Junior Year - Seniors threw stinkbombs and paint ball grenades filled with cottage cheese at the freshmen class part of the bleachers -> Suspects caught and prevented from walking during graduation

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A guy brought his laptop to do a presentation and while hooking it up to the projector he went and erased averything on the recycle bin, the thing was that there was only one item on the bin.. a porn video, so the recycle bin asked permission to erase it and on that moment the projector "projected" the image in front of the whole class. the guy was silent for the rest of the day..
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#58 flipin_jackass
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A guy brought his laptop to do a presentation and while hooking it up to the projector he went and erased averything on the recycle bin, the thing was that there was only one item on the bin.. a porn video, so the recycle bin asked permission to erase it and on that moment the projector "projected" the image in front of the whole class. the guy was silent for the rest of the day..luisen123

:lol:

Sounds like something I would do.

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A guy brought his laptop to do a presentation and while hooking it up to the projector he went and erased averything on the recycle bin, the thing was that there was only one item on the bin.. a porn video, so the recycle bin asked permission to erase it and on that moment the projector "projected" the image in front of the whole class. the guy was silent for the rest of the day..luisen123
:lol: the sad thing is, he could prevent the whole situation by not even touching the recycle bin.
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#60 SolidSnake2142
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In my tenth grade year we had 30 arrests in the first week of school (gang fights) and a student shot a secret service agent in the mall (he was trying to shot another kid and the agent intervened). That's Maryland for ya.

However there have been very few fights this year (i'm a senior now) and we met AYP (adequite yearly progress) for the first time in 6 years. Then again our school is now having an AYP dance:roll:

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Two occurrences that took place three days apart from each other.

One guy brings bullets to school, freaks out and throws them in a toilet. Suspect caught.

Two days later a guy gets caught showing off a empty gun to people.

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#62 Tim_Q
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There's this kid at our school that everyone call "spiderman kid" and that's because he goes around attempting freerunning in the hall ways instead of actually going to class every day.

Well first off, he isn't very good, and second off we live in seattle where it rains A LOT and therefore is slippery. Well he was sprinting down the hallway past me, attempts a backflip but slips and cracks his skull open.

Idiot...

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There's this kid in my American Literature class, who, last year, had a substitute in one of his classes. The sub was really laid back, and somehow the students talked him into letting them order a pizza. They called, ordered it, said they would pick it up just outside of the school, and the kid who I mentioned earlier left to go pick it up. For some reason, he was wearing an Eric Cartman mask.

When he went to go get it, one of the school cops saw him. He got suspicious when he saw someone in a mask going to a car to pick up a box, and the cop thought he was a bomber or whatever. He called some other cops, and they went over to him. The kid all of a sudden turns around and there's 4 cops pointing guns at him. He freaked out and said he was a student, dropped his mask, and was alright. Somehow, he talked the principals and vice-principals out of suspending him. They then had to file a new ordinance saying you can't order pizza during class hours.

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#64 kid_who_grew_up
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A guy brought his laptop to do a presentation and while hooking it up to the projector he went and erased averything on the recycle bin, the thing was that there was only one item on the bin.. a porn video, so the recycle bin asked permission to erase it and on that moment the projector "projected" the image in front of the whole class. the guy was silent for the rest of the day..luisen123

Thats funny, he should've showed the video to the class.

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[QUOTE="luisen123"]A guy brought his laptop to do a presentation and while hooking it up to the projector he went and erased averything on the recycle bin, the thing was that there was only one item on the bin.. a porn video, so the recycle bin asked permission to erase it and on that moment the projector "projected" the image in front of the whole class. the guy was silent for the rest of the day..Tuky06
:lol: the sad thing is, he could prevent the whole situation by not even touching the recycle bin.

seriously what an idiot. last year we were talking about plasma in science and this kid asked if plasma grenades count. he immediately got slapped on his neck.
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#66 rockguy92
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[QUOTE="rockguy92"][QUOTE="Cloud_Insurance"]

One girl went away to visit her sister at college one day and didn't come back. She returned to her sister's room, I'm guessing after a night of drinking, thought the windowsill was a bed, and ended up falling out the window to her death.

On a less serious note, there was a kid who put hydrochloric acid in a teacher's coffee mug and another kid snuck into the teacher's lounge, took the donuts, had a good time with them, and put them back with his own glaze on them.

Cloud_Insurance

You got to be kidding me.

nope

So what happened with the donuts?

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#67 kid_who_grew_up
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[QUOTE="Cloud_Insurance"][QUOTE="rockguy92"][QUOTE="Cloud_Insurance"]

One girl went away to visit her sister at college one day and didn't come back. She returned to her sister's room, I'm guessing after a night of drinking, thought the windowsill was a bed, and ended up falling out the window to her death.

On a less serious note, there was a kid who put hydrochloric acid in a teacher's coffee mug and another kid snuck into the teacher's lounge, took the donuts, had a good time with them, and put them back with his own glaze on them.

rockguy92

You got to be kidding me.

nope

So what happened with the donuts?

Ye what happen? I only seen that in Porno movies.

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#68 rockguy92
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[QUOTE="rockguy92"][QUOTE="Cloud_Insurance"][QUOTE="rockguy92"][QUOTE="Cloud_Insurance"]

One girl went away to visit her sister at college one day and didn't come back. She returned to her sister's room, I'm guessing after a night of drinking, thought the windowsill was a bed, and ended up falling out the window to her death.

On a less serious note, there was a kid who put hydrochloric acid in a teacher's coffee mug and another kid snuck into the teacher's lounge, took the donuts, had a good time with them, and put them back with his own glaze on them.

kid_who_grew_up

You got to be kidding me.

nope

So what happened with the donuts?

Ye what happen? I only seen that in Porno movies.

:lol:

Nice.

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[QUOTE="Dalo12345"][QUOTE="needled24-7"][QUOTE="Dalo12345"]

This year a sophomore came to school with a KKK outfit. He ended up getting arrested, expelled for a long time, and is apparently being sued by some parents of black kids at my school.

Last year another kid did a speech on why we should kill gays, and got expelled this year for beating up a gay kid.

This year at the big football game against our rival, a kid streaked across the field with only his boxers. He hopped over the fence (policemen had to go around, lol, too many donuts) and ran into the woods. I hear he got caught when he ran into a tree while trying to see where the cops were behind him. From what I've heard he was suspended and has to serve a 2-hour detention every Saturday for the rest of the year.

needled24-7

While I don't condone supporting the KKK, how exactly is what he did illegal?

Hate crime I guess.

Was wearing the outfit all he did? I'm pretty sure there's nothing that says you can't wear a KKK outfit.

Outside of school you can wear one, but in school there are rules on how you can dress.

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#70 GamerForca
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People I knew at my high school.. oh gawd..

This wasn't really at the school, but one time a few of my friends (and I admit that I helped) decided to.. put slimy.. on our soccer coach's pillow after an away game in the hotel. So we, uh, pleasured ourselves until his pillow was nice and.. nasty. Luckily he had a good sense of humor..

I knew some students that completely covered the principal's car with shaving cream. Unluckily he didn't have a good sense of humor..

There were some seniors that got togther my freshman year and messed up a bathroom stall. Guys that went in there said you could see their legs kicking from underneath the stall. There was also a guy and a girl that year that decided to have sex in the auditorium, where they were found by the One-Act Play team before play practice.

There was an assistant principal me and my friends really hated at the end of our junior year, and we got our big hairy friend to pull down his pants and fart at her before we drove away on the last day of school. We actually didn't even get caught for that.

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#71 cs45F
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Well besides the usual drug search with kids getting caught with weed there was a kid last year who was a senior who turned in his final and had already recieved his diploma because he was going away for a month and clocked some teacher in the face knocking him out.

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One time during detention some dumbass decided to light a joint and smoke it in the hallway while everyone else was in their classrooms.
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#73 kid_who_grew_up
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One time during detention some dumbass decided to light a joint and smoke it in the hallway while everyone else was in their classrooms.Shad0ki11

Thats one cool motha. But ye I agree drugs are bad.

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#74 MrLions
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There are so many stupid things that kids do at my highschool, these are all that occured during my time at my highschool. Note this all happend during my freshmen year.

Someone was streaking around the whole school for a senior prank. The dude tripped and fell and well lets just say he won't be making any babies. >_>

This girl changed during class. I mean she actually changed took off her bra and everything, the first time I actually saw fun bags in person. She ended up getting expelled.

Kids came to school drunk, and made idiots of themselves during the class.

Teacher: "answer the question robbie."

Robbie(drunk kid): "You answer the question!" *falls to the floor and vomits.*

I frown at my generation. :(

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#75 nimatoad2000
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as a senior prank, the year before i was a senior.. some guys thought it would be funny to turn on a hose at school late at night and just leave, letting it go until morning when someone would find out...

they didnt realize the water would flow downhill.... well the next day our library was flooded.. and like always someone snitched them out.. both of the guys who did it got expelled 2 weeks before the end of their senior year... they had to repeat their whole last semester elsewhere .. and on top of that both got sued for 250 thowsand dollars for damages to our library and its books...

completely owned, their poor parents god knows how do you pay 250k? sell your house?

anyways there is that

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#76 rockguy92
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Question: What would happen if someone put rotten gravy in the vents during the winter?
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#77 trentman7
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Nothing really at our school. Cameras, security etc it sucks :P. The most I've heard of was someone smoking weed in the bathroom and getting expelled.
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I'm online schooled, so I don't know anybody who does any 'things'. I wish I was in public school :(
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#79 freshgman
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when i and others decided to put laxatives in the coffee dispenser in the teachers lounge. it was well worth it
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#80 filiwian
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Some guy put bubble gum on one of the door knobs along with their pubes so one of the teachers that he had a crush on would touch it.

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#81 King_Stones
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I'm the one who did the most stupid (not stupidest) thing at my high school. I actually attended. What was I thinking? :?
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#82 domatron23
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I'm the one who did the most stupid (not stupidest) thing at my high school. I actually attended. What was I thinking? :?King_Stones

Hah it just struck me that my use of "stupidest" is pretty damned ironic.

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#83 King_Stones
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[QUOTE="King_Stones"]I'm the one who did the most stupid (not stupidest) thing at my high school. I actually attended. What was I thinking? :?domatron23

Hah it just struck me that my use of "stupidest" is pretty damned ironic.

It's ok. You're not perfect, you're a human being who otherwise displays substantial intelligence. :)

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one of my friends de-pantsed the gym teacher and ran away through the locker room. he didn't get caught because he was wearing shorts over his head and no one told on him.
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Nothing really at our school. Cameras, security etc it sucks :P. The most I've heard of was someone smoking weed in the bathroom and getting expelled.trentman7

i did that IN class once. (really big room not alot of students) i took a hit in one corner and before the smell reached peoples noses i was on the other side of the room. lol

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#86 Lol-plates
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Thinking about the silly things people did at my school, dug a bear trap in the cross country course. Hit on my teacher at a night club... someone put a Mitsubishi sigma on its roof in the quadrangle filled the car with microwaves and flooded the block.

A teacher broke a kids arm by demonstrating how a pulley worked by lifting a kid to the 1st story balcony..pulley failed, kid fell.

I dropped a very expensive double bass whilst trying to play and chair surf.

On band tour a kid got sick in new zealand and he got taken to a vet. Bum smokes of teachers out of hours and during ( schools are a no smoking area so teachers have to leave for a smoke, so did we), raided the liquor cabinet in the food tech kitchens and drank cooking cherry...

One of the teachers was removing an old school style block heater that was filled with asbestos, got some kids to push it down the stairs and it exploded, evacuated the block. A kid thought he was cool when trying to

walked in the toilets barefoot...

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#87 SoraX64
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Last year someone took the ranch dressing from the cafeteria and pleasured himself a bit. Put it back. Nobody found out til AFTER it was all gone.
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#88 soulless4now
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Some girl posted post-it notes all over someone's car. :|
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Last year someone took the ranch dressing from the cafeteria and pleasured himself a bit. Put it back. Nobody found out til AFTER it was all gone.SoraX64
How is that even possible? How did they find out after?

Ive done really stupid stuff back in highschool, probably the dumbest ive ever done was slap a teachers butt....

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People used to fire crackers all the time.

In one of my science classes someone brought a bag full of live crickets and let them loose in the class room.

Remember that shower that you had in your chem classes so you could rinse off in case you got something hazardous on your skin? Yeah. Someone pulled the lever during class and let me just say you would be better off having acid or somthing from the lab on you than rinsing off in what came out of that shower. Gives me shivers just thinking about it.

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#91 Honenheim
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My former schoolmates placed a sex toy on the history teachers chair (god rest her soul).
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#92 freek666
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Although it wasnt my school, I remember hearing about a guy going around and ejaculating into all the soap dispensers.
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#93 Locke562
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Someone put a goat inside of a washing machine on the roof of my High School.
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We paid a kid $1.50 to eat part of a sheep's heart from the biology lab.

He had to go to the hospital.

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#95 MrLions
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We paid a kid $1.50 to eat part of a sheep's heart from the biology lab.

He had to go to the hospital.

_BlueDuck_

:lol: for a dollar fifty hahahaha. EPIC PHAIL

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#96 domatron23
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Someone put a goat inside of a washing machine on the roof of my High School. Locke562

What the hell man?

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#97 biggest_loser
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On one of the last days apparently someone took a cra* in someone elses bag.
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#98 jasopan
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Whoa, compared to all this stuff.......nothing from my school comes close ==
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#99 aliblabla2007
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My school doesn't compare to any of the ones mentioned here, at all. :cry:
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#100 sAndroid17
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on the last day of school me and a mate stole a record one of the Assistant principals had on his wall :P it was signed and everything.