What's the worst thing a parent can say to you?

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#51 shaza91
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Writers dont need to go to college?

B05T0N

That's what I'm thinking. Then my dad throws in some lame crap about Spielberg dropping out of college and doing just fine.

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#52 lzorro
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yeah, its actually coming back to me, i really liked u before you left, great poster, u and jef once put me in a porno on here:P

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You had the 007 sig which I thought was kind of hot :oops: if you want I can see if Jef needs another "actor" ;) :P
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#53 inyourface_12
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[QUOTE="inyourface_12"]

yeah, its actually coming back to me, i really liked u before you left, great poster, u and jef once put me in a porno on here:P

lzorro

You had the 007 sig which I thought was kind of hot :oops: if you want I cans see if Jef needs another "actor" ;) :P
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why thank you, maybe i should go back to the 007 sig:oops: my "acting" days are over though, it turns out that people under 18 aren't allowed to act, stupid child labor laws:P

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#54 ayanami_rei
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[QUOTE="ayanami_rei"]He draws, or at least tries to. My mom has told me that I'm really the only one in the family who has the talent in that field. He also tries to write, but he's not great at that either.
inyourface_12
wow ur brother is like a great description of me =P im just not trying to make a living off of them lol

He doesn't make a living off of it yet. He's only fourteen.
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#55 Hate_Squad
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Always use a condom.We forgot it once and are tormented forever
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#56 RamboSymbiot
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Lets make a "home movie" with grandma....
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#57 Vax45
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You're adopted!
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#58 inyourface_12
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[QUOTE="inyourface_12"][QUOTE="ayanami_rei"]He draws, or at least tries to. My mom has told me that I'm really the only one in the family who has the talent in that field. He also tries to write, but he's not great at that either.
ayanami_rei
wow ur brother is like a great description of me =P im just not trying to make a living off of them lol

He doesn't make a living off of it yet. He's only fourteen.

even more like me lol, my writing=crap, good thing i wanna be a director:P

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#59 Trippinskott
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"You dumb, boy. Dumb as hell." FTW.
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#60 spawnassasin
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who let you back in the house

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#61 lzorro
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why thank you, maybe i should go back to the 007 sig:oops: my "acting" days are over though, it turns out that people under 18 aren't allowed to act, stupid child labor laws:P

inyourface_12

At least you'd know you have 1 fan :P Oh well we'll just have to patient to shoot a sequel :lol:

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#62 inyourface_12
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[QUOTE="inyourface_12"]

why thank you, maybe i should go back to the 007 sig:oops: my "acting" days are over though, it turns out that people under 18 aren't allowed to act, stupid child labor laws:P

lzorro

At least you'd know you have 1 fan :P Oh well we'll just have to patient to shoot a sequel :lol:

the longer we make em wait the greater demand:lol: well i gotta hit the hay, ttyl
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#63 A_Tarkovsky
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"Son, it's time you experienced the wonders of Nathaniel Hawthorne."

Nathanial Hawthorne sucks.

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#64 lzorro
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the longer we make em wait the greater demand:lol: well i gotta hit the hay, ttylinyourface_12
enjoy your bed time :P jk
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#65 Dargiboo
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My mom actually said this. So a viagra comercial comes on and its like "viva viagra" or whatever that is and then my mom turns to me and says "your father doesn't need viagra." That's one of the things that scared me for life.

The worst thing I could imagine would be something like this: "To bad the car crashed on the way to the hospital to get an abortion." Or something of the sort like in family guy when peter has the whole thing where he tells people that he and his wife were going to get the abortion and the abortionist only had one hand so they didn't get the abortion. Then he says "three months later our daughter meg was born."Other people have probably said stuff like this but I didn't read all the posts.

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#66 ayanami_rei
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[QUOTE="ayanami_rei"][QUOTE="inyourface_12"][QUOTE="ayanami_rei"]He draws, or at least tries to. My mom has told me that I'm really the only one in the family who has the talent in that field. He also tries to write, but he's not great at that either.
inyourface_12

wow ur brother is like a great description of me =P im just not trying to make a living off of them lol

He doesn't make a living off of it yet. He's only fourteen.

even more like me lol, my writing=crap, good thing i wanna be a director:P

Which reminds me. >> I should work on my book right now. xD I need to finish XV.
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#67 Clinik
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[QUOTE="inyourface_12"]

[QUOTE="ayanami_rei"][QUOTE="inyourface_12"][QUOTE="ayanami_rei"]He draws, or at least tries to. My mom has told me that I'm really the only one in the family who has the talent in that field. He also tries to write, but he's not great at that either.
ayanami_rei

wow ur brother is like a great description of me =P im just not trying to make a living off of them lol

He doesn't make a living off of it yet. He's only fourteen.

even more like me lol, my writing=crap, good thing i wanna be a director:P

Which reminds me. >> I should work on my book right now. xD I need to finish XV.

How close to done are you? I'm still waiting for my copy :)
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#68 Mjasoom
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You're adopted :|
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#69 OfficialBed
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i wish you were never born.....i think that's the worst...i hope no one has to hear that

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#70 lzorro
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There's alot of things they can say to be honest...
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#71 A_Tarkovsky
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"Hey, son, why can't our relationship be more like that of the family in Murmur of the Heart?"
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#72 ayanami_rei
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How close to done are you? I'm still waiting for my copy :)Clinik
Um...I don't think I'm even half way. I have 62 pages left till I'm on page 200. I'll be more than 200 pages though, that's for sure. All in all, there will be XXXIII chapters (XXXIII - for those that don't know their Roman numerals :P). So I don't know. I'm planning on finishing in March of this year.
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#73 Clinik
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[QUOTE="Clinik"]How close to done are you? I'm still waiting for my copy :)ayanami_rei
Um...I don't think I'm even half way. I have 62 pages left till I'm on page 200. I'll be more than 200 pages though, that's for sure. All in all, there will be XXXIII chapters (XXXIII - for those that don't know their Roman numerals :P). So I don't know. I'm planning on finishing in March of this year.

Sweet, I'll be waiting.
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#74 SOedipus
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For me, it's a toss up - one of them was "Go kill yourself" or "I hope you get raped and killed in a car accident"_Marisa_

Wait, your parents actually said that to you?

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#75 _Marisa_
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[QUOTE="_Marisa_"]For me, it's a toss up - one of them was "Go kill yourself" or "I hope you get raped and killed in a car accident"SOedipus

Wait, your parents actually said that to you?



My father...yeah. Just about anythingpeople are listing, I've had said to melol :P
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#76 SOedipus
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[QUOTE="SOedipus"]

[QUOTE="_Marisa_"]For me, it's a toss up - one of them was "Go kill yourself" or "I hope you get raped and killed in a car accident"_Marisa_

Wait, your parents actually said that to you?



My father...yeah. Just about anythingpeople are listing, I've had said to melol :P

Wow, that's awful, you're one strong person, I have no idea how I would take that.

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#77 _Marisa_
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[QUOTE="_Marisa_"][QUOTE="SOedipus"]

[QUOTE="_Marisa_"]For me, it's a toss up - one of them was "Go kill yourself" or "I hope you get raped and killed in a car accident"SOedipus

Wait, your parents actually said that to you?



My father...yeah. Just about anythingpeople are listing, I've had said to melol :P

Wow, that's awful, you're one strong person, I have no idea how I would take that.



Eh, I just let it roll off myshoulders. I got immune to it over the years lol
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#78 Stesilaus
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"Hey, son, why can't our relationship be more like that of the family in Murmur of the Heart?"A_Tarkovsky

:lol:

You've seen that one, have you? Amor Estranho Amor is even worse---or better, depending on your perspective. :P

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"Here son, i bought you Kane and Lynch"

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DEAR GOD NO

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"Your allowance is in my pocket, you better reach in for it".
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#82 Pearl_of_Egypt
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mine would be when my mom said: "You should just quit engineering school and go to w**** school since that's all you'll ever be good at in life"

although that was about 2 years ago when she was going through something, she's a lot better now. now it's just the usual "you're a failure" or "you're an idiot" when she's mad. when she's not mad she's amazing though :|

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#83 Putzwapputzen
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i think a parent should never say that they hate their children that would be bad. and it would get really annoying for the kid to always hear it.
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#84 dulgn_ps
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"Happy 15th anniversary of the biggest mistake of my life" :|Clinik

lol that's nice

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#85 The_Ish
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Anything that comes out of my mother's mouth.

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#86 Hallenbeck77  Moderator
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"You're costing me more money than the condom I should've used the night you were concieved."

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#88 dragon_master11
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i did ur sister
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#89 MichaeltheCM
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Im disapointed in you :(
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#90 dragon_master11
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i did ur teacher ur principal next

but his a man

sooooooooo

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#91 proctorsurf
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I truly believe you're going to burn in hell... thanks mom
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[QUOTE="_Marisa_"]For me, it's a toss up - one of them was "Go kill yourself" or "I hope you get raped and killed in a car accident"SOedipus

Wait, your parents actually said that to you?

im just confused about how you can get raped in a car accident.