What's The Worst You've been hurt?

[QUOTE="Pyro767"][QUOTE="pecanin"]

Story ahem ok

2 sniper rounds (wasn't quick enough) :oops:

1 AK round (slow reaction) :oops:

1 LMG round ( was lucky that time ) :twisted:

not a lot to say ,been there done that ,have holes to prove it :lol:

pecanin

Purple heart is for heroes not for clumsy ppl ,all i got was banana and out of date chocolate :?

[QUOTE="pecanin"]

[QUOTE="Pyro767"]I'm going to assume you're part of the army. Have you gotten a Purple Heart?Pyro767

Purple heart is for heroes not for clumsy ppl ,all i got was banana and out of date chocolate :?

Nope banana skin is for shining military boots ,chocolate i use for waterproofing uniform ,rest of banana you put in barrel of a rifle (not your own) :D

My ex gf sliced my foot open with a scissors. I had to get 12 stitches.

She was a little crazy. :) But fun, at the same time. Ha.

Morning after.(happened around 2 in the am, after us drinking... too much. this pic was about 9 am, right before we decided that since it was still bleeding we needed to get stitches)

I cleaned it the night before with vodka... bad idea. The gap was about an inch wide before i put butterfly bandades on it.

My ex gf sliced my foot open with a scissors. I had to get 12 stitches.

She was a little crazy. :) But fun, at the same time. Ha.

Morning after.(happened around 2 in the am, after us drinking... too much. this pic was about 9 am, right before we decided that since it was still bleeding we needed to get stitches)

I cleaned it the night before with vodka... bad idea. The gap was about an inch wide before i put butterfly bandades on it.

perphekt

[QUOTE="perphekt"]

My ex gf sliced my foot open with a scissors. I had to get 12 stitches.

She was a little crazy. :) But fun, at the same time. Ha.

Morning after.(happened around 2 in the am, after us drinking... too much. this pic was about 9 am, right before we decided that since it was still bleeding we needed to get stitches)

I cleaned it the night before with vodka... bad idea. The gap was about an inch wide before i put butterfly bandades on it.

Assassin1349

I turned her down for sex. :lol: last time i did that.

[QUOTE="Assassin1349"]

[QUOTE="perphekt"]

My ex gf sliced my foot open with a scissors. I had to get 12 stitches.

She was a little crazy. :) But fun, at the same time. Ha.

Morning after.(happened around 2 in the am, after us drinking... too much. this pic was about 9 am, right before we decided that since it was still bleeding we needed to get stitches)

I cleaned it the night before with vodka... bad idea. The gap was about an inch wide before i put butterfly bandades on it.

perphekt

I turned her down for sex. :lol: last time i did that.

That's one hell of a nympho.

[QUOTE="perphekt"]

[QUOTE="Assassin1349"] What the **** is wrong with her?

CrystalFox

I turned her down for sex. :lol: last time i did that.

That's one hell of a nympho.

You have no idea. :twisted:

[QUOTE="CrystalFox"]

[QUOTE="perphekt"]

I turned her down for sex. :lol: last time i did that.

perphekt

That's one hell of a nympho.

You have no idea. :twisted:

Something tells me I'm better off not knowing.

[QUOTE="perphekt"]

[QUOTE="CrystalFox"]

That's one hell of a nympho.

CrystalFox

You have no idea. :twisted:

Something tells me I'm better off not knowing.

Agree'd. i wish i was better off not knowing.:cry:

[QUOTE="CrystalFox"]

[QUOTE="perphekt"]

I turned her down for sex. :lol: last time i did that.

perphekt

That's one hell of a nympho.

You have no idea. :twisted:

never broken a bone :) i guess that make me the

or girl alive ha

[QUOTE="CrystalFox"]

[QUOTE="perphekt"]

You have no idea. :twisted:

perphekt

Something tells me I'm better off not knowing.

Agree'd. i wish i was better off not knowing.:cry:

*sniff sniff* What's that I smell? A masochist in denial?

I'm both actually... :oops: maso and sado

I've never broken a bone or had stitches. But I did get a hairline fracture once on my arm.

dunl12496

I've never broken a bone or had stitches either.

IMO, worst injury I ever had was when I was about 8 years old. I was at a height of about 8 feet. I then fell from theat height, flipped over in the air, and landed on the hard pavement face-first.

Memories of that event are sort of vague, but I actually recall memories of lying on the family sofa in utter agony. I recall experiencing things such as dizziness, extreme nausea, significant full-body pain, and sudden shifts in mood. I was basically bedridden, and sick as hell. I was feeling so bad, that I remember my siblings bringing home their friends to comfort me before I died.

Of course, that all turned out to be a lot of Nothing. I wanted to die the first day, I felt sort of bad the second day, and I was back to normal by the third day.

Still, that warranted serious medical attention, which I never got. I've never been a fighter, and I've primarily avoided serious injury. But that was the one time in my life that I can seriously say that I should have been taken to the damn emergency room. Serious head injuries are not something to **** around with.

Thanks to perphekt for totally grossing me out with the nasty foot pic!!! Seriously, can you please spoiler that kinda thing next time? I can't handle that stuff. Which brings me to Rawsavon and his broken off elbow-- do not post any pics of that please! I know you've been waiting to freak me out with it :P but perphekt already did that today.

Myself, I haven't broken, sprained or stitched anything (needed stitches once but didn't get them. :evil: Still bitter). But when I was 10-ish I did scrape a good amount of skin off the left side of my face after falling/sliding in a parking lot. Had to go to a swim meet the next day. That was fun!

two kidney stones.... also known as male version of birth but for a longer and deeper timeNever3ndingLife

[QUOTE="Toriko42"]I got into a fight on a flight of stairs like this: It was with an ex-friend of mine back in Grade 9. I knocked his jaw and broke his nose and he threw me down the stairs with his bleeding nose. I dislocated my knee and fractured my wrist then he came down and I butted his nose in again to make him cry and go away. He jumped on my back and I grabbed his ankle and tripped him and I tried to run away but with my dislocated knee I could on hop. It hurt sooo bad. I had to pop it in first before I could hobble. I think we fought over 20 bucks in retrospect...Lockedge

I got into a fight on a flight of stairs like this: It was with an ex-friend of mine back in Grade 9. I knocked his jaw and broke his nose and he threw me down the stairs with his bleeding nose. I dislocated my knee and fractured my wrist then he came down and I butted his nose in again to make him cry and go away. He jumped on my back and I grabbed his ankle and tripped him and I tried to run away but with my dislocated knee I could on hop. It hurt sooo bad. I had to pop it in first before I could hobble. I think we fought over 20 bucks in retrospect...Toriko42

Thanks to perphekt for totally grossing me out with the nasty foot pic!!! Seriously, can you please spoiler that kinda thing next time? I can't handle that stuff. Which brings me to Rawsavon and his broken off elbow-- do not post any pics of that please! I know you've been waiting to freak me out with it :P but perphekt already did that today.

Myself, I haven't broken, sprained or stitched anything (needed stitches once but didn't get them. :evil: Still bitter). But when I was 10-ish I did scrape a good amount of skin off the left side of my face after falling/sliding in a parking lot. Had to go to a swim meet the next day. That was fun!

binpink

Don't lie.

[spoiler] you liked it [/spoiler]

I certainly did not like it! I have no tolerance for that kind of stuff and it's awful. Now I'm going to have nightmares about that foot.

I certainly did not like it! I have no tolerance for that kind of stuff and it's awful. Now I'm going to have nightmares about that foot.

binpink

See what i jus did thur? You clicked 'spoiler'... So... chances are, you would have clicked it before also.

I rest my case.

[QUOTE="binpink"]

I certainly did not like it! I have no tolerance for that kind of stuff and it's awful. Now I'm going to have nightmares about that foot.

perphekt

See what i jus did thur? You clicked 'spoiler'... So... chances are, you would have clicked it before also.

I rest my case.

You overestimate me. I put my hand over the screen before I clicked it, then looked carefully. Did that a few times in this thread now. Also had to put my hand over the screen when replies kept appearing with your pic in them! :P

[QUOTE="perphekt"]

[QUOTE="binpink"]

I certainly did not like it! I have no tolerance for that kind of stuff and it's awful. Now I'm going to have nightmares about that foot.

binpink

See what i jus did thur? You clicked 'spoiler'... So... chances are, you would have clicked it before also.

I rest my case.

You overestimate me. I put my hand over the screen before I clicked it, then looked carefully. Did that a few times in this thread now. Also had to put my hand over the screen when replies kept appearing with your pic in them! :P

Ha. ahhhhh i see. Well in that case clever girl. I'll be sure to post lots of deliciuos photos when you're online from now on. It's really not that bad of a photo... though...

v_v getting my ass handed to meBiancaDK

Literally? Damn, that's some hardcore ****.

[QUOTE="BiancaDK"]v_v getting my ass handed to meCrystalFox

Literally? Damn, that's some hardcore ****.

ruff and butté fixated neighbourhood ftl

fractured my left clavicle riding in a basketball cart two sizes too small for my body down a hill....

Fell off a ladder and fractured my left wrist.

Im lucky. Only broke my arm three times in the same place in 3 years.

I don't really remember the last time I was in a lot of pain. It's been ages. But once I was running around a wet track outdoors in PE, I skidded by accident and landed on the floor elbow, knee and face first. I had a massive cut on my knee, elbow was scraped to death and I got two cuts on either side of my lip. If I stretch my lip you can still see the scars.

Probably a scratched cornea years and years ago. A few months ago I had, shall we say, and incident at work, which resulted in a trip to the hospital and an ultrasound scan of my heart. That didn't hurt so much as it scared the bejesus out of me.

Other than that, I'm nigh-on indestructible.

accindental cut on the thumb with a fillet knife, fell down stairs, candle wax burns.. yup. those come to mind when i saw the topic.

accindental cut on the thumb with a fillet knife, fell down stairs, candle wax burns.. yup. those come to mind when i saw the topic.

HitomiChan

candle wax burns ? ''suspicious mind going into overdrive '' :|