Whats your favorite quote from a movie or tv show

Some of the best quotes are from its always sunny in philadelphia:D

http://youtube.com/watch?v=i0TP-uSa5Q8&feature=related

This is one of my favorite scenes from the show, its impossible to pick just one quote the show is so great.

Film-Guy

I found this of the best of season 2. Absoluteley hilarious.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=WoNuqagYdAE&feature=related

[QUOTE="Whicker89"]He's racist but he's still 100 times better than our last neighbours, they were blackChutebox

American Dad...Damn, I can't remember!

[QUOTE="ALTER_duo"]

"I want answers!"

"You want answers!?"

"I want the truth!"

"You want the truth!?"

"I think I'm entitled!"

"SON, YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

- A few good men... the only performance tom was ever good in.

Def_Jef88

fine I'll give him mission impossible....

Danny: I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.

Withnail & I

Marwood: Not even the wankers on the site would drink that. That's worse than meths.
Withnail: Nonsense. This is a far superior drink to meths. The wankers don't drink it because they can't afford it

Withnail: I've some extremely distressing news.
Marwood: I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear anything! Oh God, it's a nightmare, I tell you, it's a nightmare.
Withnail: We just ran out of wine. What are we gonna do about it?
Marwood: I don't know, I don't know. Oh God, I don't feel good. Look, my thumbs have gone weird! I'm in the middle of a bloody overdose. Oh God. My heart's beating like a **** clock! I feel dreadful, I feel really dreadful!
Withnail: So do I, so does everybody. Look at my tongue; it's wearing a yellow sock. Sit down for Christ's sake, what's the matter with you? Eat some sugar.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m6LhZJdCQY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yISYIrHtubQ

soren008

We have a winner. I love that film, i like, simply "we've gone on holiday by mistake!"

Also...

"Thats just like, your opinion, man" - Jeff "The Dude" Lebowski.

"I tried that once, it don't work. You get four guys fighting over who's gonna be Mr. Black. Since nobody knows anybody else, nobody wants to back down. So forget it, I pick."

-Reservoir Dogs

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

Thats my favorite movie quote overall I have to say, somebody here better know where its from.

Film-Guy

If no-one has answered yet, That's Blade Runner

- Sir, are you classified as human?

- Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

The Fifth Element. 8)

"Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast!"

Edit: someone else mentioned Apocalypse Now, which made me remember this one:

"I've seen horrors... horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that... but you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror. Horror has a face... and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies. I remember when I was with Special Forces. Seems a thousand centuries ago. We went into a camp to inoculate the children. We left the camp after we had inoculated the children for Polio, and this old man came running after us and he was crying. He couldn't see. We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that. The genius. The will to do that. Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure. And then I realized they were stronger than we. Because they could stand that these were not monsters. These were men... trained cadres. These men who fought with their hearts, who had families, who had children, who were filled with love... but they had the strength... the strength... to do that. If I had ten divisions of those men our troubles here would be over very quickly. You have to have men who are moral... and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to kill without feeling... without passion... without judgment... without judgment. Because it's judgment that defeats us."

Also some Blade Runner:

"Nothing the God of bio-mechanics wouldn't put you in heaven for."

oh i forgot my favorite serious quote, its alittle big but its epic:

"I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's work, banks are going bust, shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter. Punks are running wild in the street and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it. We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat, and we sit watching our TV's while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that's the way it's supposed to be. We know things are bad - worse than bad. They're crazy. It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out anymore. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we are living in is getting smaller, and all we say is, 'Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone.' Well, I'm not gonna leave you alone. I want you to get mad! I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot - I don't want you to write to your congressman because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street. All I know is that first you've got to get mad. You've got to say, 'I'm a HUMAN BEING, Goddamnit! My life has VALUE!' So I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell,'I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!'

-network

"Were you born stupid or did you just grow that way?" - Ranma 1/2

I have a few that come to my mind:


"You see, I would use this Ring from a desire to do good. But through me it would wield a power too terrible to imagine."

--Gandalf, from Lord of the Rings.

"What do they teach you at these schools? Your sister is obviously not mad, and by your own admission she never lies, so logically, until further proof shows otherwise, we must assume she is telling the truth."

--The Professor, from the Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe.

"I am not here to make the decision for you, because you have already made it. You're only here to understand why you made it."

--The Oracle, from The Matrix.

"Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest person you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for. Because you never know when they'll do something really, really stupid."

--Jack Sparrow, from The Pirates of the Caribbean.

"People think it's fun to pretend you're a monster. Me, I spend my life pretending I'm not." - Dexter

I'm the complete opposite of every guy you've ever met

- Seinfeld

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There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.

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sammyjenkis898

Huh? :|

A Clockwork Orange..Duh..

that was the dumbest movie I ever watched half of.

There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.

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sammyjenkis898

That opening is so good.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. - Batty, Blade Runner

"What we do in live, echos in eternity" -gladiator

"We've known each other for many years but this is the first time you've ever come to me for counsel or for help. I can't remember the last time you invited me to your house for a cup of coffee, even though my wife is Godmother to your only child. But, let's be frank here. You never wanted my friendship and you were afraid to be in my debt." Don carleone in the godfather, its one of the opening scenes and leaves a great impression.

A d**k? Like a man d**k?

superbad ;)

[QUOTE="sammyjenkis898"][QUOTE="PlasmaBeam44"][QUOTE="sammyjenkis898"]

There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.

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tocklestein2005

Huh? :|

A Clockwork Orange..Duh..

that was the dumbest movie I ever watched half of.

:shock:

I can't believe you just said that!