Whats your pickup line ;p ?

"Come with me if you want to live." j/kdarklyghter

"I'm level 10 on GS"8)fax555241

Me: Hey do you want to get a pizza and ****.

Girl: ewwwwww!

Me: What? You don't like pizza?

"Are you from jamaica? Coz Jamaican me Crazy!!"

My friend tried it one night and funny enough it worked!ha ha ha!

Me: Hey do you want to get a pizza and ****.

Girl: ewwwwww!

Me: What? You don't like pizza?

Travo_basic

I like this one..lol

" How bout we go back to your place and I'll eat out your *****."Legendaryscmt

Wow. And that works? :P

"If I could rearrange the arrange the alphabet would you do me?"

"You must be parking ticket because I would pay you for sex"

"Wanna Dance? Horizontaly?"

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"OrC4n_

:|

I have actually never ever heard anyone use a pick up line either....

but if I was drunk enough then maybe ummm... err... "your legs must be tired cause you've been running through my mind all night long"

There would actually be a couple. Mostly I would justmake casual talk at first and take it from there.

Then there would be ..... "Is your brain as good as your looks?"

Oh GOD!! How many girls tried to prove that? I can't remember ...:lol:

"I'm level 10 on GS"8)fax555241

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"OrC4n_

:lol: I'm gonna say that to a random girl.

There would actually be a couple. Mostly I would justmake casual talk at first and take it from there.

Then there would be ..... "Is your brain as good as your looks?"

Oh GOD!! How many girls tried to prove that? I can't remember ...:lol:

Truth_Seekr

That could mean 2 different things :?

This boy at school said to a visitor "U look like a tall glass of water and I'm thirsy" smh :|

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There would actually be a couple. Mostly I would justmake casual talk at first and take it from there.

Then there would be ..... "Is your brain as good as your looks?"

Oh GOD!! How many girls tried to prove that? I can't remember ...:lol:

bmoreangel

That could mean 2 different things :?

This boy at school said to a visitor "U look like a tall glass of water and I'm thirsy" smh :|

That's the only part I have to worry about. Dont' want them to think I'm asking about their "head" giving skills

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"OrC4n_

:lol: Excellent line.

It's not mine, and I'm not sure I'd ever use it: "Should we ****, or should I apologise?"PhaedrusTheWolf

I'm gonna use that one :D , It actually gets straight to the point and makes sure you don't waste any time :D

I've never used a pickup line cuz all the girls I've gone out with have asked me out.:D

I'm so lucky...

"Would you like to play with my 'Wii'?"

"I lost my phone number, can i have yours?"

hi how's it going?blooddemon666

That's usually a winner.

Or like if you're at a bar/club, and see some hot chick downing whatever drink she has in her hands, make talk of it, offer what is IYO a better drink, ask about herand let the night continue from there. Some girls like casual come ons, others like it when the guy gets directly to the point.

"Do you wanna dance?"

"I don't wanna dance with you..."

"No, I said you look fat in those pants".

Or alternatively, I'd go all Jazzy Jeff on her: "Hey babe, let's go get some ribs and get busy."

"Do you wanna dance?"

"I don't wanna dance with you..."

"No, I said you look fat in those pants".

CheddarLimbo

:lol: awesome

I just give them the "look"...

Then they're all like "OMG I want you"

"Hey girls, did you know that 95% of girls masterbate while they are in the shower, and the other 5% sing. Do you know what song they sing?"

Blank stares, shrugs, confused looks.

"I guess you guys are the ones that masterbate."

Laughter ensues.

"Do you wanna dance?"

"I don't wanna dance with you..."

"No, I said you look fat in those pants".

Or alternatively, I'd go all Jazzy Jeff on her: "Hey babe, let's go get some ribs and get busy."

CheddarLimbo

is that a mirror in your pocket? because I see myself in your pants.giton

Writes down for future sexy-time making... I LIKE!!

"do you like math? if so....lets add the bed subtract the clothes, divide your legs and let's multiply!"

"Hey girls, did you know that 95% of girls masterbate while they are in the shower, and the other 5% sing. Do you know what song they sing?"

Blank stares, shrugs, confused looks.

"I guess you guys are the ones that masterbate."

Laughter ensues.

LukeAF24

That's awesome.

(preferably in winter when it's cold) find a frozen fountain...drag girl to it...smash the the surface of the fountain (anyway possible) and say...

"Now that we've broken the ice..." :P