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"Hey girls, did you know that 95% of girls masterbate while they are in the shower, and the other 5% sing. Do you know what song they sing?"
Blank stares, shrugs, confused looks."I guess you guys are the ones that masterbate."
Laughter ensues.
LukeAF24
lol... is it true also? :p
"Hi thar, I'm level 24 on GameSpot with over 11,000 posts" usually works.Bourbons3
Jeez, it'll work even better once you hit 12,000.
[QUOTE="OrC4n_"]"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"AnimeKiller
:lol: Excellent line.
i dont get what that line means
[QUOTE="AnimeKiller"][QUOTE="OrC4n_"]"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"PrinceofTHEATL
:lol: Excellent line.
i dont get what that line means
:lol: Chlorform knocks people out...
[QUOTE="AnimeKiller"][QUOTE="OrC4n_"]"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"PrinceofTHEATL
:lol: Excellent line.
i dont get what that line means
Cloroform is mans real best friend :)[QUOTE="PrinceofTHEATL"][QUOTE="AnimeKiller"][QUOTE="OrC4n_"]"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"thirstychainsaw
:lol: Excellent line.
i dont get what that line means
:lol: Chlorform knocks people out...
oh, lmao that is hilarious
[QUOTE="thirstychainsaw"][QUOTE="PrinceofTHEATL"][QUOTE="AnimeKiller"][QUOTE="OrC4n_"]"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"PrinceofTHEATL
:lol: Excellent line.
i dont get what that line means
:lol: Chlorform knocks people out...
oh, lmao that is hilarious
haha agreed
[QUOTE="thirstychainsaw"][QUOTE="PrinceofTHEATL"][QUOTE="AnimeKiller"][QUOTE="OrC4n_"]"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"PrinceofTHEATL
:lol: Excellent line.
i dont get what that line means
:lol: Chlorform knocks people out...
oh, lmao that is hilarious
haha agreed
yeah this is all one line, learn it well.......
Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stress! ed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.
" How bout we go back to your place and I'll eat out your *****."Legendaryscmt:lol:. You have to say "I'm really wired" first.
is that a mirror in your pocket? because I see myself in your pants.giton
Haha! A Night At The Roxbury!
I'm going to go with "Gimme some sugar baby."
"Want to go to my house and do some math?"
"What?"
"You know, add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiply."
Kinda nerdy for my tastes, but it has potential...
OMG :lol:My faves are:
Me: Can you catch?
Her: ...yeah?
Me: Good cause I've got a couple of balls coming your way....
Mercury88
[QUOTE="Mercury88"]OMG :lol:My faves are:
Me: Can you catch?
Her: ...yeah?
Me: Good cause I've got a couple of balls coming your way....
lonewolf604
I think that pickup line wins teh internet.
Lmao am I the only one who read that? That was epic! :Dyeah this is all one line, learn it well.......
Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stress! ed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.
Morhavoc_IRL
did you just fart because you took my breath away.
Can I even get a fake number?
You'll Do
Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too
Want to play army? Ill lay down, and you can blow the hell out of me!
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in
Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you want to go upstairs and talk.
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
You remind me of a blue ribbon bass. I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.
You're ugly but you intrigue me
"SEX!!!!!!"
mumotuma_man
:lol:
God, the image of a guy walking up to a girl and just screaming "SEEEEEEEX!!!" is golden!
[QUOTE="Funkyhamster"]"Want to go to my house and do some math?"
"What?"
"You know, add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiply."
Kinda nerdy for my tastes, but it has potential...
GrandMasta69
i already posted that u dumb***...why dont u read what was posted and then come back and try again....thank you
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