Whats your tactics with woman?

Whats your tactics with woman, as OT is the place to go for girl trouble, it will be interesting what your replys are

i have none cause they scare me ;(

Hmmmm.... I've never needed any tactics. Girls come to me!

I think i can speak for the ot when i say jumping out of bushes is the prime tactic. angrules23

either i dazzle em with crap or baffle em with BS ,i get the same result.

either i dazzle em with crap or baffle em with BS ,i get the same result.

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And that result would be what? Up a river of crap looking for a stick to paddle with?

i say "hey whats up sugar butt" and i keep some cereal in my pocket in case they're hungry.

i say "hey whats up sugar butt" and i keep some cereal in my pocket in case they're hungry.

z4twenny

Beat them senseless? [spoiler] I usually say hi and see what it leads to [/spoiler] horgen123

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either i dazzle em with crap or baffle em with BS ,i get the same result.

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And that result would be what? Up a river of crap looking for a stick to paddle with?

Well, that really dosen't seem like the kind of place I'd want to end up.......If it works for you, all the power to ya!

[QUOTE="horgen123"]Beat them senseless? [spoiler] I usually say hi and see what it leads to [/spoiler] BlindBluMonstah

[QUOTE="BlindBluMonstah"][QUOTE="horgen123"]Beat them senseless? [spoiler] I usually say hi and see what it leads to [/spoiler] horgen123

1. meet woman
2. hit woman with caveman club
3. ???
4. profit

I do this.

I ask them to be my Scattergories partner.

1. Hey ( if response = true continue to #2, if response = false continue to #3 )

2. State some overly elaborate and completely fabricated facts about myself.

3. Walk away.

I order them 9 shots of jager.

Befriend them, do everything for them, treat them like Godesses, listen to them complain about their boyfriends(all of them losers, all of them 1000000000X more attractive than me)... then one of their friends will tell the girl they think I "like" them, and they will stop talking to me... very smooth, works 100% of the time...

Do not engagexaos

[QUOTE="xaos"]Do not engagecybrcatter

[QUOTE="cybrcatter"][QUOTE="xaos"]Do not engagexaos

I lost.

[QUOTE="horgen123"]Beat them senseless? [spoiler] I usually say hi and see what it leads to [/spoiler] BlindBluMonstah

I befriend them, see them get knocked up, stop talking to them for a while, start talking to them again, and so far I haven't reached the next phase of my plan.

I have Red 1-2 provide covering fire, Red 3 provides sniper overwatch, I move in with Blue 1-3 and engage the female with flashbangs and tazers until we move into shoulder touching distance. chaplainDMK

just be me loveable, jackass, endearing self.

I learned a long time ago to just not even try, and to just be myself.

I also learned I was being too nice; I am still a gentleman, but its good to give women crap fairly frequently, makes them think (and they are) theyre our equals lol. Almost like theyre one of the guys, in a sense.

http://video.adultswim.com/robot-chicken/nice-moves.html

^ this

I don't have to do anything she just goes to her mom and talks on the phone while I play xbox360 and halo

i like to walk up to them acting all weird then say hi in a reatrded voice and then grope their breasts, and after that mission accomplised.

Oh and the whole time i act like i have special needs so if they shoo me away they look mean to the crowd.

I ignore them as much as possible. thriteenthmonke

The 3 Cs

Confidence

Compliments

Constantly

apply this in moderation tactically.