Whats your tactics with woman?

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#51 XileLord
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*Sprays tons of body spray like in commercial*

*girl walks by*

"hey babehhhhhhhh /wink"

*girl walks away*

Me: "She totally wants me"

that's how I got my girlfriend, least I think.....

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#52 ZumaJones07
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I use the DENNIS system.
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#53 Serraph105
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depends on the setting, but if I'm with them at a bar/restaurant I have found giving them a kiss on the cheek has worked fairly well in the past. It's innocent enough they don't get overly pissed, but intimate enough for you to gauge their reaction.

Now if you are talking about approaching for the first time I suggest talking to them and having a conversation. Save that kiss for later.

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#54 JasonDarksavior
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I take off my clothes when I know there is no chance with her and perform the "Naked Man". It works 1/3 times, guaranteed. :) Jks, just talk to them and keep asking questions.
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#55 observer77
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I wear a gay pride ring and they all come running to the safety of my waiting arms, they all want to save me from my gayness and I "let" them ;)

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#56 SirWander
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TC it's not fair that you asked us what our tactics are when you didn't post yours. You can judge us, but we can't judge you.

Also this

i say "hey whats up sugar butt" and i keep some cereal in my pocket in case they're hungry.

z4twenny

is the best answer.

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#57 markop2003
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Same as mount and blade, distract them with some infantry then approach them from the rear on horseback.
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#58 antiredcap
Member since 2007 • 1757 Posts

I make period jokes.Immortal--

I'm sitting at work and I burst out laughing when I read that!

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#59 surrealnumber5
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i talk to them.
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#60 MissLibrarian
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I just grab her by the hair and drag her back to my room.

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#61 surrealnumber5
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I just grab her by the hair and drag her back to my room.

MissLibrarian
welcome back, and you missed the step where you club her.
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#62 rawsavon
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[QUOTE="surrealnumber5"][QUOTE="MissLibrarian"]

I just grab her by the hair and drag her back to my room.

welcome back, and you missed the step where you club her.

and took pics for us
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#63 Symphonycometh
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Be a jerk. No seriously, that's my tactic. :|
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#64 MissLibrarian
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and you missed the step where you club her.surrealnumber5
Haha why would I club her? I want her wriggling. And a video would be better ;)
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#65 guesswho101
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[QUOTE="z4twenny"]

i say "hey whats up sugar butt" and i keep some cereal in my pocket in case they're hungry.

inoperativeRS
This man is a true master.

Brand?
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#66 pengo93
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Talk to them I spose.

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#67 rawsavon
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[QUOTE="surrealnumber5"]and you missed the step where you club her.MissLibrarian
Haha why would I club her? I want her wriggling. And a video would be better ;)

You always seem to exceed expectations >_>
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#68 punkpunker
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be mysterious and eventually it grows within them.....

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#69 surrealnumber5
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[QUOTE="MissLibrarian"][QUOTE="surrealnumber5"]and you missed the step where you club her.rawsavon
Haha why would I club her? I want her wriggling. And a video would be better ;)

You always seem to exceed expectations >_>

should that statement be treated like a fortune cookie?
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#70 rawsavon
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[QUOTE="rawsavon"][QUOTE="MissLibrarian"] Haha why would I club her? I want her wriggling. And a video would be better ;)surrealnumber5
You always seem to exceed expectations >_>

should that statement be treated like a fortune cookie?

*makes some asinine statement along the lines of cracking open that cookie* *gets 30 day suspension* *OT is a happy place for a month*
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#71 rawsavon
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be mysterious and eventually it grows within them.....

punkpunker
That's not the mystery
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#72 the_ChEeSe_mAn2
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[QUOTE="surrealnumber5"][QUOTE="rawsavon"] You always seem to exceed expectations >_>rawsavon
should that statement be treated like a fortune cookie?

*makes some asinine statement along the lines of cracking open that cookie* *gets 30 day suspension* *OT is a happy place for a month*

I think it would be more boring actually :) But yeah, I am also fighting the urge to make a joke about opening a fortune cookie..
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#73 BiancaDK
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Whats your tactics with woman,

caribo2222

look like what i figure she enjoys looking at

say things i figure she would enjoy hearing

do things i figure she enjoys me doing

be where i figure she enjoys me being

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#74 Sp4rtan_3
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Abortion/ womens rights jokes.
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#75 surrealnumber5
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Abortion/ womens rights jokes.Sp4rtan_3
"a girl, i want to make you get an abortion in a few weeks" "a girl, let me buy you dinner tonight because i know you make less" "a girl, i dont know why yall want the right to vote, it not like you ever do" "a girl, come home with me and i will let you out of the house, to buy me samich makings"
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#76 wigan_gamer
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Gypsies harrass girls until they kiss them, or give them chinese burns to show that they are interested. Its true btw.
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#77 quadraleap
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The same as with men...be yourself.
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#78 Necrifer
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Invite them to play a game of nude charades.

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#79 MgamerBD
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I tell her my gamespot level and post count. Womenz can't resist.
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#80 dreamdude
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The good ole silent treatment always gets em.

;)

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#81 Curlyfrii87
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Marvin Gaye

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#82 cheesyjon
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I just walk up and kiss her. It worked for me. :)