*Sprays tons of body spray like in commercial*
*girl walks by*
"hey babehhhhhhhh /wink"
*girl walks away*
Me: "She totally wants me"
that's how I got my girlfriend, least I think.....
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depends on the setting, but if I'm with them at a bar/restaurant I have found giving them a kiss on the cheek has worked fairly well in the past. It's innocent enough they don't get overly pissed, but intimate enough for you to gauge their reaction.
Now if you are talking about approaching for the first time I suggest talking to them and having a conversation. Save that kiss for later.
I wear a gay pride ring and they all come running to the safety of my waiting arms, they all want to save me from my gayness and I "let" them ;)
welcome back, and you missed the step where you club her.I just grab her by the hair and drag her back to my room.
MissLibrarian
and you missed the step where you club her.surrealnumber5Haha why would I club her? I want her wriggling. And a video would be better ;)
[QUOTE="z4twenny"]This man is a true master. Brand?i say "hey whats up sugar butt" and i keep some cereal in my pocket in case they're hungry.
inoperativeRS
[QUOTE="MissLibrarian"][QUOTE="surrealnumber5"]and you missed the step where you club her.rawsavonHaha why would I club her? I want her wriggling. And a video would be better ;) You always seem to exceed expectations >_> should that statement be treated like a fortune cookie?
[QUOTE="rawsavon"][QUOTE="MissLibrarian"] Haha why would I club her? I want her wriggling. And a video would be better ;)surrealnumber5You always seem to exceed expectations >_> should that statement be treated like a fortune cookie? *makes some asinine statement along the lines of cracking open that cookie* *gets 30 day suspension* *OT is a happy place for a month*
[QUOTE="surrealnumber5"][QUOTE="rawsavon"] You always seem to exceed expectations >_>rawsavonshould that statement be treated like a fortune cookie? *makes some asinine statement along the lines of cracking open that cookie* *gets 30 day suspension* *OT is a happy place for a month* I think it would be more boring actually :) But yeah, I am also fighting the urge to make a joke about opening a fortune cookie..
Abortion/ womens rights jokes.Sp4rtan_3"a girl, i want to make you get an abortion in a few weeks" "a girl, let me buy you dinner tonight because i know you make less" "a girl, i dont know why yall want the right to vote, it not like you ever do" "a girl, come home with me and i will let you out of the house, to buy me samich makings"
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