Talk to her away from the group. If you get the vibe she crushes on you, just ask her out. Better to completely fail, then never fail. :)
That last part was a crock of ****, but hey, my advice can be helpful, no matter how bs it can is.
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Talk to her away from the group. If you get the vibe she crushes on you, just ask her out. Better to completely fail, then never fail. :)
That last part was a crock of ****, but hey, my advice can be helpful, no matter how bs it can is.
[QUOTE="SynysterFreak"][QUOTE="MgamerBD"][QUOTE="SynysterFreak"][QUOTE="MgamerBD"][QUOTE="crazy-player"][QUOTE="MgamerBD"]Look at her, take your index finger and middle finger, Put the fingers on each side of your mouth and stick your tongue out repeatedly. It works everytime.
MgamerBD
Oh god no! Don't do that!
Don't listen to player listen to me trust me.:twisted:
Yes, this man knows well that of which he speaks ;) Btw, another good tactic is to make and "O" shape with your hand, take the index or middle finger on the other hand, and then start putting that finger through the "O" shape on the other hand, and than remove your finger from the "O". Repeat process. Show her that sly move. It's practically a sure thing man.Freak is also right that is another opinion. Both of these should work remember when doing start out slow then speed up.
Yes, and for God's sake, don't forget to make loud moaning and slurping noises. This is crucial!and as u go along make sure the hole gets smaller and tighter this is very important. Make sure u wink at her when your almost done then close your eyes.
And if you really want to knock her off her feet, this is what you do: Before you see her, put a spoonful of mayo in your mouth. Then, when you're finishing up your devilishly cunning moves by winking and closing your eyes, expand you cheeks, grunt a couple of times, and spit that mayo all over her like frickin mobey dick. She'll love you for life.[QUOTE="MgamerBD"][QUOTE="SynysterFreak"][QUOTE="MgamerBD"][QUOTE="SynysterFreak"][QUOTE="MgamerBD"][QUOTE="crazy-player"][QUOTE="MgamerBD"]Look at her, take your index finger and middle finger, Put the fingers on each side of your mouth and stick your tongue out repeatedly. It works everytime.
SynysterFreak
Oh god no! Don't do that!
Don't listen to player listen to me trust me.:twisted:
Yes, this man knows well that of which he speaks ;) Btw, another good tactic is to make and "O" shape with your hand, take the index or middle finger on the other hand, and then start putting that finger through the "O" shape on the other hand, and than remove your finger from the "O". Repeat process. Show her that sly move. It's practically a sure thing man.Freak is also right that is another opinion. Both of these should work remember when doing start out slow then speed up.
Yes, and for God's sake, don't forget to make loud moaning and slurping noises. This is crucial!and as u go along make sure the hole gets smaller and tighter this is very important. Make sure u wink at her when your almost done then close your eyes.
And if you really want to knock her off her feet, this is what you do: Before you see her, put a spoonful of mayo in your mouth. Then, when you're finishing up your devilishly cunning moves by winking and closing your eyes, expand you cheeks, grunt a couple of times, and spit that mayo all over her like frickin mobey dick. She'll love you for life.After this take out a tissue and say "go clean yourself up" Then get ready for round 2. lol
[QUOTE="SynysterFreak"][QUOTE="MgamerBD"][QUOTE="SynysterFreak"][QUOTE="MgamerBD"][QUOTE="SynysterFreak"][QUOTE="MgamerBD"][QUOTE="crazy-player"][QUOTE="MgamerBD"]Look at her, take your index finger and middle finger, Put the fingers on each side of your mouth and stick your tongue out repeatedly. It works everytime.
MgamerBD
Oh god no! Don't do that!
Don't listen to player listen to me trust me.:twisted:
Yes, this man knows well that of which he speaks ;) Btw, another good tactic is to make and "O" shape with your hand, take the index or middle finger on the other hand, and then start putting that finger through the "O" shape on the other hand, and than remove your finger from the "O". Repeat process. Show her that sly move. It's practically a sure thing man.Freak is also right that is another opinion. Both of these should work remember when doing start out slow then speed up.
Yes, and for God's sake, don't forget to make loud moaning and slurping noises. This is crucial!and as u go along make sure the hole gets smaller and tighter this is very important. Make sure u wink at her when your almost done then close your eyes.
And if you really want to knock her off her feet, this is what you do: Before you see her, put a spoonful of mayo in your mouth. Then, when you're finishing up your devilishly cunning moves by winking and closing your eyes, expand you cheeks, grunt a couple of times, and spit that mayo all over her like frickin mobey dick. She'll love you for life.After this take out a tissue and say "go clean yourself up" Then get ready for round 2. lol
This is the way of the masters, passed down through many generations by many playboys. You owe us ;)Wink at her, blow her a kiss, and say "whats cracking gurl".
(DONT DO THAT)
taj7575
OMG! that last part is great!
[QUOTE="dreamdude"][QUOTE="SolidSnake35"]Start butting heads. She's threatening your position within the herd.Oleg_Huzwog
It would be wise to also have a spear at hand.
A tad early in the relationship to be spearing her, wouldn't you say? He should at least wait until the 3rd date.
I lolled :lol:
[QUOTE="MgamerBD"][QUOTE="SynysterFreak"][QUOTE="MgamerBD"][QUOTE="SynysterFreak"][QUOTE="MgamerBD"][QUOTE="SynysterFreak"][QUOTE="MgamerBD"][QUOTE="crazy-player"][QUOTE="MgamerBD"]Look at her, take your index finger and middle finger, Put the fingers on each side of your mouth and stick your tongue out repeatedly. It works everytime.
SynysterFreak
Oh god no! Don't do that!
Don't listen to player listen to me trust me.:twisted:
Yes, this man knows well that of which he speaks ;) Btw, another good tactic is to make and "O" shape with your hand, take the index or middle finger on the other hand, and then start putting that finger through the "O" shape on the other hand, and than remove your finger from the "O". Repeat process. Show her that sly move. It's practically a sure thing man.Freak is also right that is another opinion. Both of these should work remember when doing start out slow then speed up.
Yes, and for God's sake, don't forget to make loud moaning and slurping noises. This is crucial!and as u go along make sure the hole gets smaller and tighter this is very important. Make sure u wink at her when your almost done then close your eyes.
And if you really want to knock her off her feet, this is what you do: Before you see her, put a spoonful of mayo in your mouth. Then, when you're finishing up your devilishly cunning moves by winking and closing your eyes, expand you cheeks, grunt a couple of times, and spit that mayo all over her like frickin mobey dick. She'll love you for life.After this take out a tissue and say "go clean yourself up" Then get ready for round 2. lol
This is the way of the masters, passed down through many generations by many playboys. You owe us ;)I know this is a little off topic but just look at all the quotes! It looks like a pyramid :D
lets say your with a group of guys talking to a group of girls and one girl looks at you alot even though your not talking.(when she is talking or someone else is talking). what do you do? (this is a serious question) since i dont really no them and im kinda shy i dont do anything. but i feel as if she wants me to talk to her. so what do you do in a situation like this?dragonmaster64
you look her in the eye and say "i know what you want and your gonna let me do it" you then proceed to shove a balloon into her vagina quickly hook it up to a helium tank and inflate it to epic proportions
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[QUOTE="dragonmaster64"]lets say your with a group of guys talking to a group of girls and one girl looks at you alot even though your not talking.(when she is talking or someone else is talking). what do you do? (this is a serious question) since i dont really no them and im kinda shy i dont do anything. but i feel as if she wants me to talk to her. so what do you do in a situation like this?OnDeMa
you look her in the eye and say "i know what you want and your gonna let me do it" you then proceed to shove a balloon into her vagina quickly hook it up to a helium tank and inflate it to epic proportions
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you look her in the eye and say "i know what you want and your gonna let me do it" you then proceed to shove a balloon into her vagina quickly hook it up to a helium tank and inflate it to epic proportions
you look her in the eye and say "i know what you want and your gonna let me do it" you then proceed to shove a balloon into her vagina quickly hook it up to a helium tank and inflate it to epic proportions
you look her in the eye and say "i know what you want and your gonna let me do it" you then proceed to shove a balloon into her vagina quickly hook it up to a helium tank and inflate it to epic proportions
you look her in the eye and say "i know what you want and your gonna let me do it" you then proceed to shove a balloon into her vagina quickly hook it up to a helium tank and inflate it to epic proportions
lets say your with a group of guys talking to a group of girls and one girl looks at you alot even though your not talking.(when she is talking or someone else is talking). what do you do? (this is a serious question) since i dont really no them and im kinda shy i dont do anything. but i feel as if she wants me to talk to her. so what do you do in a situation like this?dragonmaster64Simply pull her aside and start a seperate conversation.
lets say your with a group of guys talking to a group of girls and one girl looks at you alot even though your not talking.(when she is talking or someone else is talking). what do you do? (this is a serious question) since i dont really no them and im kinda shy i dont do anything. but i feel as if she wants me to talk to her. so what do you do in a situation like this?dragonmaster64
You say: "I swear it wasn't me! I claim my farts!"
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