A badass like John McClane. That or a librarian... a badass librarian.foxhound_fox
Narrator: Foxhound Fox was a librarian, doing librarian stuff when one day...
*cuts to scene of Foxhound Fox pushing bookcart*
Mafia Goon: *kicks book cart* Hey...these are our books now, stupid
Foxhound Fox: No, these belong to the people! You will never take our books!
Mafia Goon: Ooooooh a tough guy? Hey Donnie, we got a tough guy librarian here!
Mafia Goon 2: You know what we do to librarians that dont mind their manners?
*proceeds to beat the crap out of Fox and run off with the bookcart*
Narrator: Now one Librarian has to stand alone against a corrupt Mafia don and his army of book snatching thugs!
*cuts to scene of a bloodied Fox talking to his love*
Fox: Babe, I gotta teach these guys a lesson!
Babe: No, theyll kil you! KILLLL YOOOOU!
Fox: Maybe youre right. All I know is that they have my books and, live or die, I am going to get..them...back!
*cuts to scene of Fox in a gunshop*
Fox: Hmmm, whats this one?
Gunshop Owner: Oh, that one...thats a favorite of mine. You buying this for protection sonny?
Fox: No, I am buying it...to recover a late fee on some books that are due
Gunshop Owner: Good luck son!
*cuts to scene of Fox shooting*
*cuts to scene of Fox jumping out a window 40 stories up, guns akimbo blazing*
*cuts to scene of Fox clutching a wounded/dead girlfriend*
*cuts to scene of a peaceful library*
*cuts to scene of Fox standing on top of a giant stack of books with dead bodies of mafia goons all around, the pages and book covers stained with blood*
Narrator: Foxhound Fox is....THE LIBRARIAN!
Ever since I saw this pic I've wanted to be a guitarist. 
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