If I brought back five people from the dead, I can bet you I know what they'd say - "Let me out of here!" is a good bet, as is "Dirt sucks!"
Now, who would I bring back? I'm assuming you mean actually dead people, not dead as in Spice Girls or Milli Vanilli dead.
1) Elvis. I really want to see if it is true that I look like Elvis in his post-five billion peanut butter and banana sandwich days. What can I say, I'm a burnin hunka hunka hunka love.
2) Hemingway - I want to beat this man down for one of the few miserable classes I had as an English major in college. Can I bring him back in a steel cage?
3) Blackbeard - Teach me your secrets, oh wizened pirate.
4) Maude Flanders - Come on. For a cartoon, she was smokin'. Well, for a yellow skinned goody-two shoes with an insane husband, she was smoking. OK, so maybe she wasn't. But I still want her back.
5) Typhoid Mary - She kept the dream alive by continuing to serve in people's homes even after she knew she was carrying a killer disease. For keeping the dream alive, you deserve a spot on this list, Mary.
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