Who do you think is the worst comedian?

Frank Caliendo sucks. His John Madden impression is good the first time you see it but other than that he's terrible. Not funny at all cause every impression he does he just repeats the same sentence over and over and his jokes are always fail.

dave cook

carlos mencia

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dave cook

carlos mencia

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Caliendo and Mencia are both sucktacular.

Fozzie Bear

Fozzie Bear

Oleg_Huzwog

Fozzie Bear

Oleg_Huzwog

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Fozzie Bear

trust_nobody

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Fozzie Bear

Pirate700

Lisa Lampaneli. Annoying woman who thinks randomly tossing insults at your crowd while screaming how you want to sleep with black men is A material.

Gabriel Iglesias

I don't know what people see in him.

As i just learnt today, Dane Cook.

Gabriel Iglesias

I don't know what people see in him.

smc91352

dave cook

carlos mencia

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lazzordude

Dane Cook and Mencia come instantly to my mind.

As an aside, the movie...Funny People...I did not like the movie. I appreciate what they tried to do, but man, it was hard to sit through. It's a perfect example of a movie with a load of hi-profile comedians with poorly written lines. For example, the bar scene.

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Gabriel Iglesias

I don't know what people see in him.

trust_nobody

I've seen his shows and I did not once laugh.

Any comedian who relies on short, stupid punchlines, or makes stupid noises (carlos mencia, and pablo fransisco comes to mind). I like storytelling when it comes to comedy, think of Dave Chappelle for example, he lets you picture things, which is much funnier imo, because he leaves many things to your imagination, he's relaxed and doesn't get too crazy, i like his face expressions as well while he's telling jokes.

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Gabriel Iglesias

I don't know what people see in him.

smc91352

I've seen his shows and I did not once laugh.

larry the cableguy cant make up jokes on the spot all he gots is his Git-R-done which always get the hill folk....

I seen worst but noticably famous I'll just go with Dane Cook.Pablo Fransisco Is so much funnier yet not as popular

larry the cableguy cant make up jokes on the spot all he gots is his Git-R-done which always get the hill folk....

eo_the_shaman

dave cook

carlos mencia

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lazzordude

I was just about to say the exact same thing. Glad to see there is some other sane people in this world.

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larry the cableguy cant make up jokes on the spot all he gots is his Git-R-done which always get the hill folk....

Pirate700

Oh I forgot to mention all "redneck" comedians.

Oh I forgot to mention all "redneck" comedians.

Pixel-Pirate

Oh I forgot to mention all "redneck" comedians.

Pixel-Pirate

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Oh I forgot to mention all "redneck" comedians.

Y2Jfan23

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Oh I forgot to mention all "redneck" comedians.

Y2Jfan23

Especially Jeff Foxworthy.

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Oh I forgot to mention all "redneck" comedians.

smc91352

Especially Jeff Foxworthy.

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Gonna have to agree with Frank Caliendo. I'd rather witness an abortion on-stage than his painful impressions act.

im going to have to say that, perhaps just because im british, i dont find american stand ups that funny...there are a few that ive seen that are quite good, but there are a load ive seen that i just cant laugh at...maybe its just the difference in cultures.

im going to have to say that, perhaps just because im british, i dont find american stand ups that funny...there are a few that ive seen that are quite good, but there are a load ive seen that i just cant laugh at...maybe its just the difference in cultures.

Dr_Manfattan

'cause Russel Brand is funny :roll:

(I'm just kidding, don't make it an international comedy war)

im going to have to say that, perhaps just because im british, i dont find american stand ups that funny...there are a few that ive seen that are quite good, but there are a load ive seen that i just cant laugh at...maybe its just the difference in cultures.

Dr_Manfattan

Check out Louis CK, Dimitri Martin, and Mitch Hedberg. Some of the best comedy out there from this side of the waters. (It's hard for me to get into some British standup, but I absolutely adore British comedy writing. Douglas Adams is my hero)

No one can possibly beat Mencia and Cook.

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im going to have to say that, perhaps just because im british, i dont find american stand ups that funny...there are a few that ive seen that are quite good, but there are a load ive seen that i just cant laugh at...maybe its just the difference in cultures.

Toribor

Check out Louis CK, Dimitri Martin, and Mitch Hedberg. Some of the best comedy out there from this side of the waters. (It's hard for me to get into some British standup, but I absolutely adore British comedy writing. Douglas Adams is my hero)

The best comedian is imo George Carlin. Dave Chappelle comes pretty close. Louis CK is pretty good; and Bill Burton is hilarious.

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im going to have to say that, perhaps just because im british, i dont find american stand ups that funny...there are a few that ive seen that are quite good, but there are a load ive seen that i just cant laugh at...maybe its just the difference in cultures.

smc91352

'cause Russel Brand is funny :roll:

(I'm just kidding, don't make it an international comedy war)

:lol: actually i dont really like russel brand

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im going to have to say that, perhaps just because im british, i dont find american stand ups that funny...there are a few that ive seen that are quite good, but there are a load ive seen that i just cant laugh at...maybe its just the difference in cultures.

Toribor

Check out Louis CK, Dimitri Martin, and Mitch Hedberg. Some of the best comedy out there from this side of the waters. (It's hard for me to get into some British standup, but I absolutely adore British comedy writing. Douglas Adams is my hero)

well their pretty funny, but i just dont find them as funny as british comedians (much the same as you in reverse) i suppose its just one of those things, i can connect more to british comedians....but i suppose i have just seen a few bad american comedians in the past.

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im going to have to say that, perhaps just because im british, i dont find american stand ups that funny...there are a few that ive seen that are quite good, but there are a load ive seen that i just cant laugh at...maybe its just the difference in cultures.

Dr_Manfattan

'cause Russel Brand is funny :roll:

(I'm just kidding, don't make it an international comedy war)

:lol: actually i dont really like russel brand

Of coarse you don't. No one does.

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'cause Russel Brand is funny :roll:

(I'm just kidding, don't make it an international comedy war)

smc91352

:lol: actually i dont really like russel brand

Of coarse you don't. No one does.

his stand up im not fond of, but the tv show he had (russel brands ponderland?) was quite good...i think if you sieve through his act you can find some funny stuff

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:lol: actually i dont really like russel brand

Dr_Manfattan

Of coarse you don't. No one does.

his stand up im not fond of, but the tv show he had (russel brands ponderland?) was quite good...i think if you sieve through his act you can find some funny stuff

he has a show? :shock:

If its shown in the US its probably on MTV (and I don't watch MTV)...

Why would they give that (man?) a show?