Who else HATES cats?

When I was a kid, one bit me for no reason.


I gave cats another chance though 5 years later, but I got bit again for not doing anything. I was flipping through channels and this new cat came up and bit me.

So that unleashed the rage and I grabbed it by its tail and swung it around like a helicopter. It flew through the window when I let it go, and ran away. Damn straight, worthless worthless creature.

I haven't had any encounters with cats since, except for my cousins cat. It likes me, so I like it. But if I ever get bitten by any cat, I will react in defense and SMASH it

*ALERT* thank you, your IP has now been added to the ASPCA database. do not move, we will have agents surrounding your house momentarily. hope you enjoy being publicly slandered. have a nice day.Hewkii

Lmao right. I don't think so. **** cats, theyre WORTHLESS and i HATE THEM

I DESPICE kitties.

I DESPICE kitties.

totalmachine

Well I do have a problem with them. And I hate these **** cat lovers who think the cats are always right. If one bites you, you have EVERY REASON TO HURT IT BADLY. Like break its nose by punching it or crack its bonesUSA_MovieStar

I bet that makes you feel good, beating on an animal 5 times smaller than you.

I love cats, mine doesn't bite or cut you all open with her claws. She's generally so incredibly sweet and cuddly. But sometimes she gets a bit cranky (that's what I like about cats haha) and then she might hiss at me.....but then I'll just hiss back and it scares the **** out of her every time haha.TheFlush

ya man i love hissing back at them. And then cornering them and pushing stuff in their face so they swat at it but theyre helpless to run away cuz theyre cornered. i love to see them annoyed and furious

Cats are the best. Dogs are the worst.GodLovesDead

[QUOTE="Hewkii"]*ALERT* thank you, your IP has now been added to the ASPCA database. do not move, we will have agents surrounding your house momentarily. hope you enjoy being publicly slandered. have a nice day.USA_MovieStar

Lmao right. I don't think so. **** cats, theyre WORTHLESS and i HATE THEM

Perhaps you should learn how to handle them properly, then they won't bite you...

[QUOTE="tofu-lion91"]Also have you ever heard of a cat killing anyone? I've heard plenty of stories of dogs that kill children.USA_MovieStar

I've heard plenty of stories of worthless nasty ugly cats that blind kids by clawing and biting them for no ****ing reason. Theyre ****ing spazzes and they deserve to get hurt. (cats)

Actually I haven't heard any stories like that. Some breeds of dog are actually banned because they've killed. Have you heard of breeds of cats getting banned? I'm finding some of your posts quite offensive - calm down.

Also have you ever heard of a cat killing anyone? I've heard plenty of stories of dogs that kill children.tofu-lion91

I know, but everyone loves dogs despite all of these stories.

[QUOTE="tofu-lion91"]Also have you ever heard of a cat killing anyone? I've heard plenty of stories of dogs that kill children.USA_MovieStar

I've heard plenty of stories of worthless nasty ugly cats that blind kids by clawing and biting them for no ****ing reason. Theyre ****ing spazzes and they deserve to get hurt. (cats)

Cool, made those stories up on the spot there, did you?

I hate cats too all they do is shed all over your house and throw up everywhere. I will take my dog over a cat any day.Co0kieMonsterxX

Learn to train it. My cat doesn't do that; neither does my grandparents' cat.

Are you all ****ing daft in the brain? Seriously? Cats claw and bite when cornered. Kids don't know better. So they corner cats and get clawed and stuff and it scratches their corneas and causes blindness. If you think that doesn't happen to some of our near 7 billion population, then you're ****ing IQ-less. Seriously. **** cats

USA_MovieStar

[QUOTE="tofu-lion91"]Also have you ever heard of a cat killing anyone? I've heard plenty of stories of dogs that kill children.USA_MovieStar

I've heard plenty of stories of worthless nasty ugly cats that blind kids by clawing and biting them for no ****ing reason. Theyre ****ing spazzes and they deserve to get hurt. (cats)

I dont CARE if my posts about how worthess cats are, offends you. THEY ARE. Theyre cruel and anti social and they sure as hell arent intelligent, all they know how to do is run and hide and scratch when cornered. basic instincts. that doesnt make something intelligent............

anywyas, im sick of you caturday freaks. im sick of cats, **** cats, and if one hurts me ill destroy it

I dont CARE if my posts about how worthess cats are, offends you. THEY ARE. Theyre cruel and anti social and they sure as hell arent intelligent, all they know how to do is run and hide and scratch when cornered. basic instincts. that doesnt make something intelligent............

anywyas, im sick of you caturday freaks. im sick of cats, **** cats, and if one hurts me ill destroy it

USA_MovieStar

You have anger. You have hate. But you don't use them.

I dont CARE if my posts about how worthess cats are, offends you. THEY ARE. Theyre cruel and anti social and they sure as hell arent intelligent, all they know how to do is run and hide and scratch when cornered. basic instincts. that doesnt make something intelligent............

anywyas, im sick of you caturday freaks. im sick of cats, **** cats, and if one hurts me ill destroy it

USA_MovieStar

[spoiler] NOT [/spoiler]

Dont hate em as much as TC...

But I do dislike em, im a dog kinda guy

usamoviestar or whatever your name is, chill out dude. Sure, you hate cats, can't you just leave it at that without being so offensive about it?By the way, I love cats, I'd take a cat over a dog anytime, try not to get all crazy at me, ok?

Dogs are dumb, they're so tame, all they know is to worship their owner, they're hyperactive like "c'mon, let's play, let's play! Take me outside, throw a stick at me, c'mon, c'mon!" and they drool and get dog spit everywhere.

Cats are always cool, they're arrogant, evennarcissistic, they don't worship their owner, they feel THEY should be worshipped by their owners.:P Calling a cat to you won't work, a cat will only come to you and let you touch it when it feels like it, and as soon as it gets tired of you it'll go away, just like that. Some would think none of those are things you'd want in a pet, but I just love that kind of personality.

I friend of mine once put it this way: a dog thinks about it's owner "He feeds me, he must be a god!", while a cat thinks "He feeds me, I must be a god!".:P

I'll bite you harder than a cat ever could.killyou060606

Then i'll press charges and laugh as you get arrested, and then I'll sue your family while you're in prison, and I'll laugh. Like really hard

[QUOTE="black_cat19"]

usamoviestar or whatever your name is, chill out dude. Sure, you hate cats, can't you just leave it at that without being so offensive about it?By the way, I love cats, I'd take a cat over a dog anytime, try not to get all crazy at me, ok?

Dogs are dumb, they're so tame, all they know is to worship their owner, they're hyperactive like "c'mon, let's play, let's play! Take me outside, throw a stick at me, c'mon, c'mon!" and they drool and get dog spit everywhere.

Cats are always cool, they're arrogant, evennarcissistic, they don't worship their owner, they feel THEY should be worshipped by their owners.:P Calling a cat to you won't work, a cat will only come to you and let you touch it when it feels like it, and as soon as it gets tired of you it'll go away, just like that. Some would think none of those are things you'd want in a pet, but I just love that kind of personality.

I friend of mine once put it this way: a dog thinks about it's owner "He feeds me, he must be a god!", while a cat thinks "He feeds me, I must be a god!".:P

USA_MovieStar

Everything you just described, is why cats are worthless. One tries to claw me and I'll rip its paws from its shoulders and let it bleed to death. We'll see how godly it thinks it is when its desperately hoping I save it, which I won't. Then it'll wish it worshipped me like it damn well should. Worthless rodents

And may I ask why you think you're any better than a cat? Are you yourself so arrogant you like dogs instead of cats because you NEED to feel worshipped?

I am also no lover of cats, but beware since OT is infested with cat lovers who will fantise about killing you if you ever harm a precious kitty!tzar3

Yeah, I'm real scared of skinny little kids and extremely overweight ones, too. Thats nice to know theyll fantasize about killing me. Too bad they dont fantasize about excercising and becoming normal. **** cats. First person who posts a pic of a cat, ill post pics of dead cats

[QUOTE="killyou060606"]I'll bite you harder than a cat ever could.USA_MovieStar

Then i'll press charges and laugh as you get arrested, and then I'll sue your family while you're in prison, and I'll laugh. Like really hard

[QUOTE="USA_MovieStar"]

I dont CARE if my posts about how worthess cats are, offends you. THEY ARE. Theyre cruel and anti social and they sure as hell arent intelligent, all they know how to do is run and hide and scratch when cornered. basic instincts. that doesnt make something intelligent............

anywyas, im sick of you caturday freaks. im sick of cats, **** cats, and if one hurts me ill destroy it

Funky_Llama

You have anger. You have hate. But you don't use them.

lol, THIS.

[QUOTE="USA_MovieStar"][QUOTE="black_cat19"]

usamoviestar or whatever your name is, chill out dude. Sure, you hate cats, can't you just leave it at that without being so offensive about it?By the way, I love cats, I'd take a cat over a dog anytime, try not to get all crazy at me, ok?

Dogs are dumb, they're so tame, all they know is to worship their owner, they're hyperactive like "c'mon, let's play, let's play! Take me outside, throw a stick at me, c'mon, c'mon!" and they drool and get dog spit everywhere.

Cats are always cool, they're arrogant, evennarcissistic, they don't worship their owner, they feel THEY should be worshipped by their owners.:P Calling a cat to you won't work, a cat will only come to you and let you touch it when it feels like it, and as soon as it gets tired of you it'll go away, just like that. Some would think none of those are things you'd want in a pet, but I just love that kind of personality.

I friend of mine once put it this way: a dog thinks about it's owner "He feeds me, he must be a god!", while a cat thinks "He feeds me, I must be a god!".:P

black_cat19

Everything you just described, is why cats are worthless. One tries to claw me and I'll rip its paws from its shoulders and let it bleed to death. We'll see how godly it thinks it is when its desperately hoping I save it, which I won't. Then it'll wish it worshipped me like it damn well should. Worthless rodents

And may I ask why you think you're any better than a cat? Are you yourself so arrogant you like dogs instead of cats because you NEED to feel worshipped?

Why I'm better than a cat? Well, I can reason. I can change the world with MY OWN actions. I can influence the masses. A cat can't. Owned

Then it'll wish it worshipped me like it damn well should. Worthless rodents USA_MovieStar

We should end the thread here. You're obviously one of those dog owners who's too lazy to spend time with their animals; they only want their pet to cave in my unloading attention on their owner. They shouldn't "damn well worship you". Your ignorance astounds me...

[QUOTE="USA_MovieStar"]

[QUOTE="tofu-lion91"]Also have you ever heard of a cat killing anyone? I've heard plenty of stories of dogs that kill children.tofu-lion91

I've heard plenty of stories of worthless nasty ugly cats that blind kids by clawing and biting them for no ****ing reason. Theyre ****ing spazzes and they deserve to get hurt. (cats)

Actually I haven't heard any stories like that. Some breeds of dog are actually banned because they've killed. Have you heard of breeds of cats getting banned? I'm finding some of your posts quite offensive - calm down.

[QUOTE="tofu-lion91"][QUOTE="USA_MovieStar"]

[QUOTE="tofu-lion91"]Also have you ever heard of a cat killing anyone? I've heard plenty of stories of dogs that kill children.nintendoman562

I've heard plenty of stories of worthless nasty ugly cats that blind kids by clawing and biting them for no ****ing reason. Theyre ****ing spazzes and they deserve to get hurt. (cats)

Actually I haven't heard any stories like that. Some breeds of dog are actually banned because they've killed. Have you heard of breeds of cats getting banned? I'm finding some of your posts quite offensive - calm down.

We're talking about house cats. :|

Why I'm better than a cat? Well, I can reason. I can change the world with MY OWN actions. I can influence the masses. A cat can't. Owned

USA_MovieStar

Last time I checked, no animal can. Wow, what a tool...

[QUOTE="tofu-lion91"][QUOTE="USA_MovieStar"]

[QUOTE="tofu-lion91"]Also have you ever heard of a cat killing anyone? I've heard plenty of stories of dogs that kill children.nintendoman562

I've heard plenty of stories of worthless nasty ugly cats that blind kids by clawing and biting them for no ****ing reason. Theyre ****ing spazzes and they deserve to get hurt. (cats)

Actually I haven't heard any stories like that. Some breeds of dog are actually banned because they've killed. Have you heard of breeds of cats getting banned? I'm finding some of your posts quite offensive - calm down.

Maneaters, its proof that cats have killed and eaten people. Like the Tsavo Lions.

Last time I checked, no animal can. Wow, what a tool...

super_mario_128

*Continues waiting for someone to post a pic of a cat so I can suicide this account with a flood of dead cats*

I'm so sick of those caturday fruits, im ready to rock

[QUOTE="black_cat19"][QUOTE="USA_MovieStar"][QUOTE="black_cat19"]

usamoviestar or whatever your name is, chill out dude. Sure, you hate cats, can't you just leave it at that without being so offensive about it?By the way, I love cats, I'd take a cat over a dog anytime, try not to get all crazy at me, ok?

Dogs are dumb, they're so tame, all they know is to worship their owner, they're hyperactive like "c'mon, let's play, let's play! Take me outside, throw a stick at me, c'mon, c'mon!" and they drool and get dog spit everywhere.

Cats are always cool, they're arrogant, evennarcissistic, they don't worship their owner, they feel THEY should be worshipped by their owners.:P Calling a cat to you won't work, a cat will only come to you and let you touch it when it feels like it, and as soon as it gets tired of you it'll go away, just like that. Some would think none of those are things you'd want in a pet, but I just love that kind of personality.

I friend of mine once put it this way: a dog thinks about it's owner "He feeds me, he must be a god!", while a cat thinks "He feeds me, I must be a god!".:P

USA_MovieStar

Everything you just described, is why cats are worthless. One tries to claw me and I'll rip its paws from its shoulders and let it bleed to death. We'll see how godly it thinks it is when its desperately hoping I save it, which I won't. Then it'll wish it worshipped me like it damn well should. Worthless rodents

And may I ask why you think you're any better than a cat? Are you yourself so arrogant you like dogs instead of cats because you NEED to feel worshipped?

Why I'm better than a cat? Well, I can reason. I can change the world with MY OWN actions. I can influence the masses. A cat can't. Owned

Wow, you're like an embodiment of human arrogance... And you seriously need anger management...

We humans are animals, just like cats, we're not any better or worse, at least other animals don't pollute the environment and lay waste to natural resources. In fact, things like worms and ants are more important than us humans, if we suddenly disappeared nature wouldn't give a damn, if ants or worms disappear, ecosystems would collapse.