When I was a kid, one bit me for no reason. I gave cats another chance though 5 years later, but I got bit again for not doing anything. I was flipping through channels and this new cat came up and bit me.So that unleashed the rage and I grabbed it by its tail and swung it around like a helicopter. It flew through the window when I let it go, and ran away. Damn straight, worthless worthless creature.I haven't had any encounters with cats since, except for my cousins cat. It likes me, so I like it. But if I ever get bitten by any cat, I will react in defense and SMASH it
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