[QUOTE="Baconbits2004"]
[QUOTE="m0zart"]
I guess I am allowed to answer this since, for at least the next few days, I am not a mod.
m0zart
Did you do something naughty and get suspended for a few days? =O
Yes. After watching a particularly clever episode of MacGyver, I figured out how to make a long distance virtual partical generator out of a bubble gum wrapper, a dirty fingernail, some Hellmann's Mayo, and a toy Buck Rodgers ray gun from 1981. I ended up generating a large number of virtual particles that intersected the event horizon of the Milky Way's supermassive black hole, causing it to emit large amounts of Hawking Radiation and effectively disintegrate.
Basically, our galaxy lost its critical central mass and thus its center of gravity. Give or take about 100 billion light years, thegravitational pull thatis holding our part of the galaxy together will dissipate,and life as we know it will just come apart.
Anyway, Jody felt I deserved at least two weeks off from my mod duties for this supermassive blunder, along with a lifetime ban from watching reruns of MacGyver.
I swear this happens every other week with you M0. We're not mad, just disappointed.
If you can somehow prove that we won't run into these problems again, we'll consider letting you have your MacGuyver DVD box set back...
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