Why are Benz drivers such road hogs?

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#1 Neoyamaneko
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I've driven in 3 countries (U.S., Canada, and Japan) and the common denominator between the countries is that the people the drive in Mercedes-Benzes tend to cut you off and drive very, very offensively like buying a luxury car gives them Carte Blanche on the road. Do the Germans running Mercedes-Benz put a demonic possesion hex on every car they sell?
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#2 dghul
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They think that because they own a Benz, they own the road. :o
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#3 htotheo
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They think that because they own a Benz, they own the road. :odghul

or does the benz own them:o

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#4 Wetall_basic
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Because they are better than us. It's a fact.
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#5 dghul
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[QUOTE="dghul"]They think that because they own a Benz, they own the road. :ohtotheo

or does the benz own them:o


It's a government conspiracy. :o
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#6 Pearl_of_Egypt
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my dad drives a Benz and he drives just like that :lol:
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#7 Aidenfury19
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They are rich and think they own the world.
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#8 Breakadawn
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or does the benz own them:o

htotheo

More like "In soviet Russia the benz own you!" since you put it that way.

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#9 NSR34GTR
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They are rich and think they own the world.Aidenfury19

was going to say the same

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#10 -Asterisk
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Dunno about the whole Benz thing but I absolutely LOVE driving in Germany. No speed limit on the autobahn = pure ownage...
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#11 lycrof
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Overcompensation of a certain body part
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#12 -Asterisk
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Overcompensation of a certain body partlycrof

Receding hairline?

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#13 freshgman
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I dont now. Next time get into a street race with them
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#14 Aidenfury19
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[QUOTE="lycrof"]Overcompensation of a certain body part-Asterisk

Receding hairline?

Receding something.

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#15 Bad_Mofo_Gamer
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[QUOTE="-Asterisk"]

[QUOTE="lycrof"]Overcompensation of a certain body partAidenfury19

Receding hairline?

Receding something.

It recedes?!?! :o:o:o:o

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#16 -Asterisk
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[QUOTE="Aidenfury19"][QUOTE="-Asterisk"]

[QUOTE="lycrof"]Overcompensation of a certain body partBad_Mofo_Gamer

Receding hairline?

Receding something.

It recedes?!?! :o:o:o:o

Shrinkage :o

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#17 B05T0N
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When I get my CLS, I'll be sure to remember this thread O_o
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#18 Luminouslight
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I own a Benz and I am far from a road hog. You'll see me waiting a couple minutes at a stop sign because I don't want to cut somebody off.
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#19 ExodusV2
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You think Benz are bad. Try driving behind a Hummer for 3 hours. :roll:
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#20 -Asterisk
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You think Benz are bad. Try driving behind a Hummer for 3 hours. :roll: ExodusV2

I'd much rather get a Hummer for 3 hours.

Haha, well so I don't get moderated, I wound up in front of a Benz going down the freeway and almost got in an accident trying to get the hell out of his way...

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#21 Aidenfury19
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I own a Benz and I am far from a road hog. You'll see me waiting a couple minutes at a stop sign because I don't want to cut somebody off.Luminouslight

Lies, at least try to tell us something believable.

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#22 KG86
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Benz drivers can't help it with the poor handling the cars have.
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#23 DeeJayInphinity
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Because they're better than the average person, that's why.
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#24 Travo_basic
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I find SUV drivers act that way.
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#26 LJS9502_basic
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I disagree....it's SUV/truck owners.
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#27 B05T0N
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Benz drivers can't help it with the poor handling the cars have.KG86

MB's have great handling...
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#28 Godly_Cure
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They don't do that here.
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#29 Neoyamaneko
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Here's a joke I just found about Benz drivers.

Q: What's the difference between a Benz driver and a cactus?

A: With a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.

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#30 B05T0N
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Here's a joke I just found about Benz drivers.

Q: What's the difference between a Benz driver and a cactus?

A: With a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.Neoyamaneko

The only person who would make that 'joke' is someone who can't afford one.

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#31 mlbslugger86
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because there rich jerks who think that just cause they have a benz screw everybody else
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#32 Godly_Cure
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Here's a joke I just found about Benz drivers.

Neoyamaneko

Bit of Mercedes envy?

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#33 Neoyamaneko
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[QUOTE="Neoyamaneko"]

Here's a joke I just found about Benz drivers.

Q: What's the difference between a Benz driver and a cactus?

A: With a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.B05T0N

The only person who would make that 'joke' is someone who can't afford one.

That's an assumption. And you know what they say about people that assume?

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#34 Neoyamaneko
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[QUOTE="Neoyamaneko"]

Here's a joke I just found about Benz drivers.

Godly_Cure

Bit of Mercedes envy?

Hatred does not equal envy. I'm a Beamer man myself.

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#35 jlh47
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cause they're driving a benz? that's my final answer.
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#36 comp_atkins
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i dont find that to be true.. i've actually noticed more jackass drivers driving minivans than most other cars... go figure.

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#37 RoyalAssassin78
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An S-Class almost hit me. I was waiting for a parking spot and was blocking his way out, he just kept backing up, so I had to honk. He wasn't even looking, so he almost nailed me. Other than that, I find that mini-vans, particularly white mini vans:P cause the most problems.
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#38 B05T0N
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[QUOTE="Godly_Cure"][QUOTE="Neoyamaneko"]

Here's a joke I just found about Benz drivers.

Neoyamaneko

Bit of Mercedes envy?

Hatred does not equal envy. I'm a Beamer man myself.

Beamers are a joke. Your car was made in South Carolina, congrats!

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#39 GreenmonsterBLS
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Because they are better than us. It's a fact. Wetall_basic

They are better than you, and they know it.

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#40 iam2green
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because they think they r better than u. i find suv drivers more though.
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#41 Neoyamaneko
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[QUOTE="Neoyamaneko"][QUOTE="Godly_Cure"][QUOTE="Neoyamaneko"]

Here's a joke I just found about Benz drivers.

B05T0N

Bit of Mercedes envy?

Hatred does not equal envy. I'm a Beamer man myself.

Beamers are a joke. Your car was made in South Carolina, congrats!

Because you know my VIN number and the chain of custody of the parts that built my car. Nevermind the fact that I live in Japan now. Congrats on being that delusional, Benzfan. :roll:

At least you have the mindset - you went on the offensive as soon as someone derided the car you covet. I'm sure you'll be forcing many a car to the shoulder in no time.

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#42 JackMcSexbeard
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[QUOTE="Neoyamaneko"]

Here's a joke I just found about Benz drivers.

Q: What's the difference between a Benz driver and a cactus?

A: With a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.B05T0N

The only person who would make that 'joke' is someone who can't afford one.

As in 95% of the worlds population.

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#43 Aidenfury19
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[QUOTE="B05T0N"][QUOTE="Neoyamaneko"]

Here's a joke I just found about Benz drivers.

Q: What's the difference between a Benz driver and a cactus?

A: With a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.JackMcSexbeard

The only person who would make that 'joke' is someone who can't afford one.

As in 95% of the worlds population.

Lowball estimate, I'll go with 98% myself.

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#44 Quick-Time
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Hatred does not equal envy. I'm a Beamer man myself.

Neoyamaneko

MB > BMW. It's true.

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#45 Killfox
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When ever I see a MB in the parking lot or anything. I just spit all over it because most people I know that drive them are the biggest d bags ever.

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#46 Neoyamaneko
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[QUOTE="Neoyamaneko"]

Hatred does not equal envy. I'm a Beamer man myself.

Quick-Time

MB > BMW. It's true.

Opinion does not equal fact. It's true.

I gave my opinion of Benz drivers, but not once did I have the audacity to say, "It's true." :roll:

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#47 B05T0N
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hahahaha bunch of haters...
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#48 LJS9502_basic
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I gave my opinion of Benz drivers, but not once did I have the audacity to say, "It's true." :roll:

Neoyamaneko

:lol: Maybe because it wasn't....

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#49 Neoyamaneko
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hahahaha bunch of haters...B05T0N

Says the guy that dismisses BMWs as "a joke".

"Hater" is seriously becoming the new warcry for the people that live for counterculture.

The hell with it. It's 320am, the Serbs in Kosovo are making their own country, and I'm going to bed.

[QUOTE="Neoyamaneko"]

I gave my opinion of Benz drivers, but not once did I have the audacity to say, "It's true." :roll:

LJS9502_basic

:lol: Maybe because it wasn't....

And you are the Arbiter of Truth? Nah...you're one of those people that attack others for their opinions but never have one yourself and then celebrate in your own smugness that you believe to be higher intelligence. But then again, a person that worships self-importance like Michael Smith did in his career can't aspire to do better. :lol:

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#50 B05T0N
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[QUOTE="B05T0N"]hahahaha bunch of haters...Neoyamaneko

Says the guy that dismisses BMWs as "a joke".

"Hater" is seriously becoming the new warcry for the people that live for counterculture.

The hell with it. It's 320am, the Serbs in Kosovo are making their own country, and I'm going to bed.

Good luck with that...