Why can't we have sex in public?

Do YOU really want to see that 300 pound girl having sex with the 300 pound guy on your lunch-table?Spazoid

Last time I did that a family of 5 hiking in the woods caught us.

They had 3 children that were no older then 12. It was embarrassing....but worth it.

There will be viagra commercials every where!!!!

Literally!!!!!

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Tommy: Daddy?

Dad: Yes, son.

Tommy: What's that guy doing to that girl?

Dad: Oh well! *clears throat I was going to tell this when you are older, but now that people can do this in public, son when a man loves a woman, they will do things that seem kind of *clears throat again uhhhhhhh, ummm, hey I know lets go get some ice cream!!!

Tommy: YAY!!!!!!!! ICE CREAM!!!!!!

CRS98

This doesn't look good...

Tommy: Hey daddy, why do their voices say yes, but their faces say "ouch"?